I love my lurcher but...

Every time I consider getting another dog I dismiss it because it would probably mean I would have to relocate my cat and dog food off the floor, and have to put my shopping away rather than leaving it on the floor for an hour while I faff about, and not leave half a chocolate bar in my bag in the kitchen.....food snatching dogs are hard work - you all deserve a medal :p

My parents dear, departed jrt did once eat an entire block of butter out of a butter dish, and then half a black forest gateux before vomiting under the grand piano during a party at my Aunt's house :rolleyes:. And I have a friend with a Bassett that has a long list of unauthorised eating misdemeanours to her name, including on one occasion, approximately 2.5lts of white gloss paint :eek:
 
Magnetic Sparrow said:
Dog sick greeted me on Monday morning. It contained pieces of well crushed coconut shell. I cannot fathom why she thought coconut shell was even edible, let alone food.
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One of my dogs ate my I-phone case (plus chewed and destroyed my I-phone). The case was a rather snazzy (and expensive) hot pink leather. We didn’t know for sure which dog was the culprit until the youngster produced some rather fetching hot pink poos the following day.
 
I thought of this thread this evening - my Fetch order of 2 sacks of dog food was delivered quite late today as I ordered it late last night. I couldn't be bothered to take it out to the chest freezer in the garage where I store the dog food, so it is currently stored in the bathroom until tomorrow as it is one of the few places I ALWAYS shut the dogs out of :D
 
Levrier said:
I thought of this thread this evening - my Fetch order of 2 sacks of dog food was delivered quite late today as I ordered it late last night. I couldn't be bothered to take it out to the chest freezer in the garage where I store the dog food, so it is currently stored in the bathroom until tomorrow as it is one of the few places I ALWAYS shut the dogs out of :D
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How do they get extra water if they can't drink out of the loo? :D
 
The lurcher and the other half had great fun last night catching a mouse in the bathroom, I cant keep food in there cos for some reason that's where the mice come in.
I had gone to bed and they came to tell me that that's what they were doing and it's fun would I like to join in!
Cupboards got moved, washing baskets too, the 'trophy' however was left (after much nose poking) so I could see it this morning!
Is mine the only dog that nose pokes?
 
My lurcher helped herself to a pot of coconut oil, no idea why as it smells of nothing and cannot possibly taste nice. Vomited it all over the bed.

Also had two young lurchers manage to open a draw in my bedroom and chew up and spread approximately 100 tampons and sanitary towels all over the house
 
Peter7917 said:
My lurcher helped herself to a pot of coconut oil, no idea why as it smells of nothing and cannot possibly taste nice. Vomited it all over the bed.

Also had two young lurchers manage to open a draw in my bedroom and chew up and spread approximately 100 tampons and sanitary towels all over the house
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We had the invasion of the white mice here once!
 
I have no idea why we have lurchers, although she is still far better than the male springer in the house who leaves dirty old man stains on the towel on the sofa, apparently you can't ban one dog from the furniture and not the other as 'its not fair', this is a work in progress.
I am hoping to pick up a leather sofa tomorrow in a bid to get said dog to sleep elsewhere.
Never had the white mouse invasion myself-lucky me...
She nose pokes everything though Clodagh, people, boxes, clothes, creatures, dead things, everything.
 
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