DabDab
Thinks the luddites had a point...
Every time I consider getting another dog I dismiss it because it would probably mean I would have to relocate my cat and dog food off the floor, and have to put my shopping away rather than leaving it on the floor for an hour while I faff about, and not leave half a chocolate bar in my bag in the kitchen.....food snatching dogs are hard work - you all deserve a medal 
My parents dear, departed jrt did once eat an entire block of butter out of a butter dish, and then half a black forest gateux before vomiting under the grand piano during a party at my Aunt's house
. And I have a friend with a Bassett that has a long list of unauthorised eating misdemeanours to her name, including on one occasion, approximately 2.5lts of white gloss paint 
My parents dear, departed jrt did once eat an entire block of butter out of a butter dish, and then half a black forest gateux before vomiting under the grand piano during a party at my Aunt's house