I nearly killed my OH last night

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I was making the tea last night...well when I say making (it consisted of taking box out of freezer, removing packaging and placing in preheated oven) anyway I suggested about doing a car boot sale, we've never done one before, bit extra of cash and apparently it can be a bit of a giggle, so I've been told.

So we were sat down, in front of the telly, tea on our laps (classy I know:o) and he said ''anyway what do you need some spare cash for?''

''Oh, no reason'' I replied.

This is when I found out that my acting skills are fastly deteriorating along with many other qualities I used to possess as he could see straight through me, insisted there was a motive and demanded that I tell what I was after buying obviously knowing it was horse related, well he went on and on and on and kept drilling me.

I let him take a large bite into his Chicago Town Pizza and then I replied to his question.

To which he then decorated the TV Quick magazine with the four cheeses topping and nearly choked to death, coughing and spluttering his face quickly turned to the same shade as the cherry tomatoes, there's me beating him around the back to loosen the pizza dough while the dog barked in excitement at the baby gate, with her mouth wide open in anticipation, waiting for the moment when the piece dislodged half chewed up pizza was to come shooting across the room in land within her reach , well it was either to dog or the fish tank (yes the fish is still alive and no I havent had it's back backed checked, requeseted a vetting or had any scans done it as yet ;))

Yeah....any guesses as to what I said?
 
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To which he then decorated the TV Quick magazine with the four cheeses topping and nearly choked to death, coughing and spluttering his face quickly turned to the same shade as the cherry tomatoes, there's me beating him around the back to loosen the pizza dough while the dog barked in excitement at the baby gate, with her mouth wide open in anticipation, waiting for the moment when the piece dislodged half chewed up pizza was to come shooting across the room in land within her reach , well it was either to dog or the fish tank (yes the fish is still alive and no I havent had it's back backed checked, requeseted a vetting or had any scans done it as yet ;))

Yeah....any guesses as to what I said?

This is hilarious...........

Go on....what did you say...............:confused:
 
At least your OH listens to you. Mine seems to have his domestic filtering system on permanently especially when I talk horses.
 
My guess is either a new horse (would have to be a bl**dy good car boot) or a new saddle?????

Am i close?
 
My guess is either a new horse (would have to be a bl**dy good car boot) or a new saddle?????

Am i close?

You very very very hot, it's the latter :D

BFG, you know me too well.

Sickly wet sticky chocolate melt in the middle 1000KC muffin coming your way.:D
 
errrrrr.....errrrm...well err yes *whistles innocently* :o

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Love it! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Although......can i express my concern about the welfare of your fish.....with the pizza spitting going on in close proximity....can i at least suggest a teeth check :p
 
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Love it! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Although......can i express my concern about the welfare of your fish.....with the pizza spitting going on in close proximity....can i at least suggest a teeth check :p

honestly that fish is bionic, it just won't die (not that I want it to....it's an on going joke) its costing us an arm and leg to keep this tropical tank going, just for this one fish that we got bought years and years ago as a suprise and unwanted Christmas presant!
 
well I'd love one of them lol but from the few odds and ends I'd be parting with I think I'd only afford the matchbox version....possibly the Barbie version if I'm lucky :D

I didn't say what SORT of horsebox - I might still win if you earn £1 to buy a dinky...although I understand that £1 is a start for funding for a saddle, so you might want to keep it!! Happy car booting....
and hope your OH is still alive and kicking and hasn't been put off pizza, ummm love pizza.
 
You is a naughty bad girl......

What you have to do is......arrange for expensive/large items to be delivered to work and then swiftly taken down to the yard, sprinkled with a few horse hairs and voila! ''That old thing- had it ages.'';)

Then...swiftly package up old saddle, get it on t'e-bay to replace funds before he notices you have spent anything!:D

Tsskk.....can tell you're not married:rolleyes:
 
so after the OH had been revived and the heinrick manouvre performed to dislodge stuck pizza......what did he say about the new saddle idea???
 
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