Kenzo
Well-Known Member
I was making the tea last night...well when I say making (it consisted of taking box out of freezer, removing packaging and placing in preheated oven) anyway I suggested about doing a car boot sale, we've never done one before, bit extra of cash and apparently it can be a bit of a giggle, so I've been told.
So we were sat down, in front of the telly, tea on our laps (classy I know
) and he said ''anyway what do you need some spare cash for?'' ''Oh, no reason'' I replied.
This is when I found out that my acting skills are fastly deteriorating along with many other qualities I used to possess as he could see straight through me, insisted there was a motive and demanded that I tell what I was after buying obviously knowing it was horse related, well he went on and on and on and kept drilling me.
I let him take a large bite into his Chicago Town Pizza and then I replied to his question.
To which he then decorated the TV Quick magazine with the four cheeses topping and nearly choked to death, coughing and spluttering his face quickly turned to the same shade as the cherry tomatoes, there's me beating him around the back to loosen the pizza dough while the dog barked in excitement at the baby gate, with her mouth wide open in anticipation, waiting for the moment when the piece dislodged half chewed up pizza was to come shooting across the room in land within her reach , well it was either to dog or the fish tank (yes the fish is still alive and no I havent had it's back backed checked, requeseted a vetting or had any scans done it as yet
)Yeah....any guesses as to what I said?
