I went on a hack today...

[JFTDWS]

And the dare devils that we are... We cantered... Towards a road

Observe our out of control ponies

(I'm at the back, holding the camera )

Mwahaha, AND we survived

 

[shadowboy]

Lovely canter stretch.

 

[JFTDWS]

Lovely canter stretch.

Dont you know it's dangerous to canter towards a main road

p it is indeedy )

 

[ATrueClassAct]

Am I blind...I cant see a road
But looks like fun

 

[JFTDWS]

Am I blind...I cant see a road
But looks like fun

It's at the end of the track - dw I'm taking the mickey

(technically that's an access road we're on the side of though - that's probably worse )

 

[dafthoss]

rebels!!!

 

[JFTDWS]

rebels!!!

totally

I mean, you were just dangerous, the height you were making my cob jump

 

[ATrueClassAct]

You dare devil. Jeez, people like you need to br locked up, or have their own tv show called Hackass (a hacking version of Jackass)

 

[JFTDWS]

You dare devil. Jeez, people like you need to br locked up, or have their own tv show called Hackass (a hacking version of Jackass)

oooh I like that idea - I mean, we're just so dangerous - screaming and squawking like demented chickens and cantering around towards roads, I only had one hand on the reins, y'know

 

[dafthoss]

On a pony I have never sat on before shocking

Well he had better come live with me as he is so abused

 

[ATrueClassAct]

My god woman. Crazy! You are rivalling me making our old mare smile as her trick. You just be careful okay?

 

[JFTDWS]

On a pony I have never sat on before shocking

Well he had better come live with me as he is so abused

Well you're no better

You let some lard-arse squish your poor pony AND make him jump too

 

[JFTDWS]

My god woman. Crazy! You are rivalling me making our old mare smile as her trick. You just be careful okay?

I could really be devilish and show my pony's tricks

Didn't get it on video when I made him do it with DH on him though

 

[dafthoss]

And they squealed at him

 

[JFTDWS]

And they squealed at him

Fergie tried to eat his face, poor dear


I think you'll find, I actually swore at the poor pony - no squealing at all

 

[dafthoss]

Even worse teaching him bad language

 

[JFTDWS]

Even worse teaching him bad language

at his tender age I've polluted his innocent mind

 

[dafthoss]

Yep next time I try make him walk through a gap he doesnt want to go through and he swears at me I will be holding you responsible

 

[JFTDWS]

Yep next time I try make him walk through a gap he doesnt want to go through and he swears at me I will be holding you responsible

Yep, that's all I do - teach horses bad manners - it's my job

 

[dafthoss]

Yep, that's all I do - teach horses bad manners - it's my job

Thats why your horse was uncontrollably rearing with me on him

(for any one with a sense of humor failure its a joke)

 

[JFTDWS]

Thats why your horse was uncontrollably rearing with me on him

(for any one with a sense of humor failure its a joke)

It's a miracle he didn't fall over backwards with you - he was going so high and just wouldn't stop

(also, JOKE)

 

[Jesstickle]

Gah! you posted a picture of my fat arse! I knew you blooming would! Poor J. I'm surprised he wasn't buckling at the knees!

 

[Jesstickle]

I could really be devilish and show my pony's tricks



Didn't get it on video when I made him do it with DH on him though

That's my fault. I had the camera at that point. Sorry DH

 

[JFTDWS]

Gah! you posted a picture of my fat arse! I knew you blooming would! Poor J. I'm surprised he wasn't buckling at the knees!

HAHA he's used to worse

didn't seem to be struggling here either

or here

and here you weren't even looking where you were going

 

[JFTDWS]

That's my fault. I had the camera at that point. Sorry DH

I missed most of what I was trying to film too - and what I did get is rubbish cos camera decided it was the middle of the night

 

[dafthoss]

Its ok I can now tell every one how out of controll and crazy he was as you have no proof other wise

(again joke)

 

[Jesstickle]

I believe I was not looking because I was trying to prevent you filming my fat arse!

And J is clearly just incredibly stoical and should never have been asked to carry my weight. Just because he can doesn't mean he should have to (or something like that anyway!)

He is just awesome though.

 

[JFTDWS]

And J is clearly just incredibly stoical and should never have been asked to carry my weight. Just because he can doesn't mean he should have to (or something like that anyway!)

Well you do weigh about 20 stone with tack and everything, don't you? And he's only little - bred to carry like 5 stone kids, max

 

[Jesstickle]

You know you should have called this thread pony squishers R us or something don't you?

 

[JFTDWS]

You know you should have called this thread pony squishers R us or something don't you?

Pony squishers cantering towards main roads without due care and attention while teaching horses to rear / murder small children etc...