JFTDWS
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Speaking of pony squishing 
disgusting behaviour
disgusting behaviour
I went on a hack today...
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dafthoss
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Well if we are going down the pony squishers route then I think I can beat both of you just look on my FB . But as we clearly all need 17hh horses to lug us round I wont share them with every one.
. But as we clearly all need 17hh horses to lug us round I wont share them with every one.
AprilBlossom
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How dare you all, you should have flung yourselves off those poor ponies as soon as they broke out of a walk!!
JFTDWS
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Well if we are going down the pony squishers route then I think I can beat both of you just look on my FB
Somewhere I might have a video of me vaulting onto an 11hh pony
Fortunately it would be on the deceased laptop, so nobody will ever see dafthoss
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JFTDWS
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We were so out of control, it's a miracle we didn't kill ourselves riding into low hanging branches or something
Jesstickle
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Most definitely
And I don't think us shrieking was helping the situation. I can't begin to explain how glad I am JFTD hasn't posted the video with sound as I just know I was screaming like a banshee the whole time!Jesstickle
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We were so out of control, it's a miracle we didn't kill ourselves riding into low hanging branches or something
J did try to kneecap me I suppose. Does that count? Perhaps I should have made some kind of effort at steering!!
JFTDWS
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Most definitely
That's for my personal collection
(Will listen and edit selectively when I have sound / can be bothered ) It's my heavy breathing that's the problem Normally just sounds like a porno movie ridefast
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You are just out of control. Those poor ponies. I'm reporting you to the RSPCA.
JFTDWS
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J did try to kneecap me I suppose. Does that count? Perhaps I should have made some kind of effort at steering!!
steering it just something you do with boats. J steers himself, with his only priority being getting his head close enough to edible things...
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dafthoss
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JT was side swiped by an out of control savage beast or would it be the horsey equivelent of keying a car??
or would it be the horsey equivelent of keying a car??JFTDWS
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JT was side swiped by an out of control savage beast
Do you really think JT's knee would scratch a tree
dafthoss
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Shes a tough one remember her story about shooting
Jesstickle
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Do you really think JT's knee would scratch a tree
That one would! It's full of metal!
dafthoss
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Shes boinic!!!
On another note as we are all so concerned about our fitnes I am currentlyy eating apple pie for dinner
On another note as we are all so concerned about our fitnes I am currentlyy eating apple pie for dinner
JFTDWS
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JFTDWS
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Shes boinic!!!
On another note as we are all so concerned about our fitnes I am currentlyy eating apple pie for dinner
I just ate my weight in pizza... No wonder I sound like I smoke 50 a day after a 30s canter
Jesstickle
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On another note as we are all so concerned about our fitnes I am currentlyy eating apple pie for dinner
Have scoffed a whole bag of Doritas (the big sharer ones!) since I came in, plus had two slices of toast and am now making roast chicken.
Are you some kind of bionic woman then?
Yup
Bloody horses. There's a reason I don't ride racehorses anymore !! JFTDWS
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Have scoffed a whole bag of Doritas (the big sharer ones!) since I came in, plus had two slices of toast and am now making roast chicken.
mmm I was just day dreaming about doritos
Yup
Surely being bionic would help? You'd have super strength and mechanicalness to sort them out! (technical terms!)
dafthoss
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That one would! It's full of metal!
Is it intentionally full of metal or was it revenge from the fen folk?
Jesstickle
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You'd think wouldn't you. And yet it just aches in the cold and gives way underneath me! It is deliberate though. A surgeon put it there. Would be much cooler if it was gun shot though!
dafthoss
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I'm sure we could come up with some elaborate story between us we have the first part all ready
we have the first part all ready
tonitot
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Ah no fun, I want to have joined in! Looks like you had a good, albeit rebelious, ride
Megibo
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you mean you didn't you scream at something at the hedge, get bolted with, fall off get run over and then abandon the most vulnerable member of your group?
UNBELIEVABLE!!
UNBELIEVABLE!!
Jesstickle
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you mean you didn't you scream at something at the hedge, get bolted with, fall off get run over and then abandon the most vulnerable member of your group?
UNBELIEVABLE!!
Well, we tried really hard to do all these things. Somehow it just didn't quite happen!
(Am also curious as to who would qualify as the most vulnerable of our group now?)
Jesstickle
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Ah no fun, I want to have joined in! Looks like you had a good, albeit rebelious, ride
No, no. It wasn't good. It was lethal. And dangerous and terrifying
dafthoss
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Well we screamed but nothing happened it was rather dissapointing and we did leave little D behind if that counts?
I'm supprised the photos of me looking like a true professional havnt been put up yet I was following every rule there is
I'm supprised the photos of me looking like a true professional havnt been put up yet
I was following every rule there is
tonitot
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Haha Well Ethel would have loved to have joined in with it all, I may have been left hanging off the side squawking in fear of your dangerous antics
Well Ethel would have loved to have joined in with it all, I may have been left hanging off the side squawking in fear of your dangerous antics