Idiot alert! I am so stupid!!!!

Damnation

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I actually cannot believe how stupid I am. You will understand in a minute!

I was riding BuffyPony in the indoor arena and she was going well and schooling so much better then yesterday. I asked for canter and throught "Oh I have a bit of a breeze on my head my hair is going everywhere!" (You have probibily already guessed what I did but nope it didn't register with me...)

I then thought my lower leg was slipping forward so I stopped to look in a mirror. I didn't put my bloody hat on did it?!!!!!!! I had to even pat my head because I couldn't believe my stupidity and I didn't believe the mirror. I was mortified.. so we walked around and then I got off..

Good job my pony is well behaved eh?
 
ive done this so many times when i wear a baseball cap on the yard, because i have something on my head and it has a peak, it doesnt occur to me its not my riding hat till someone points it out to me on the gallops!! :eek:
 
Lol!!!! Oh dear!!

I've got on in wellies before.....Even Bruce looked at me strangely like 'Woman, go put your boots on....and your spurs....you're gonna need them.'
 
:D - lol at not believing the mirror :D

I was out hacking one day last summer when I looked down and noticed that I had only actually managed to put ONE of my half chaps on :rolleyes:
 
I nearly did the same tonight. I had cap on and it was only that I saw my hat on the side that I realised I wasn't wearing it. Luckily I hadn't got on

Not the first time either, got told off once by YO I had been riding for nearly an hour before she told me. If I did it at this yard I would get kicked off
 
its so easy to just slip into a routine, but forget (vital) little things. i have done all of the above at least once. its a little embarasing when a car pulls over to tell you you have only got one chap on - i insisted it was fashion -
 
Haha lucky that you were in the school! when hacking the crazy one I did have a hat on, but after being thrown off him and onto the rather hard road I began to wonder why I was in one place and my hat was in another, I realised that being a silly bugger I hadn't fastened the strap ooopsie!
 
Today i nirly got on without his bridle?! I dont quite know how but i did :P then i forgot I had my wellies on, nirly got on, had my foot in the stirrup...'oh cr@p I have my wellies on!' went to go and change them! Not a good day for me :rolleyes: :o
 
I'd just had Kane rebacked and was starting to hack him out myself, got BP on, gloves, hi vis...was in the saddle and my friend asked if I was missing something..I said no cos I didn't want to ride with a whip, she said nope that's not what I meant..your hat??? Considering the first time I tried to ride him he'd thrown me into a stone wall you'd have thought I'd be making damn sure I was protected fully!!!:rolleyes:
 
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