If your horse had a job...

[DizzyDoughnut]

ASBO pony would be too busy nicking cars, getting as many girls pregnant as he could and appearing on Jeremy Kyle to even think about getting a proper job. If he did ever work it would probably not be legal and involve hurting people.

Buzz the other welsh one would be a wannabe actor whose nerves would get the better of him.... he'd flounce out on the stage believing he was amazing and gods gift to women and then see the crowd, have a breakdown and hide behind the curtain shaking and crying.

Little shetland would have a bakery/pie shop where she would bake everything and eat alot of it herself and spend her days with her apron on chatting to the regulars and generally being one of those lovely old people that everyone loves.

 

[Blitzen]

My mare would be a club rep in Magaluf

 

[Rhodders]

my haffy a demolition man - no need to elaborate
my welshy a model, he's great at looking pretty
my mini's explorers

 

[TheresaW]

I think Dolly would be a prostitute.

Mac would be the new presenter of Man vs Food.

Ollie would be in a boyband.

 

[poiuytrewq]

My daughter and I regularly discuss such questions!
My horse would be a detective. He noticed every tiny thing, if someone moves a plant pot outside their house we proceed with extreme caution (incase the criminal is still on the scene or we destroy evidence!) he wind sucks / chain smokes at his desk and is generally quite smart, clever and quietly spoken.
It would be a new twist on a crime drama??

 

[poiuytrewq]

My tb would just be on the sick all the time- probably claiming benefits he wasn't really entitled to due to some illness or injury

 

[alainax]

My mare would be a prostitute I think - always waving her girlie parts in boys faces. She may as well put a sign round her own neck saying 'Get It Here'

My mare would be a WAG. Pretty to look at but thick and utterly useless with a strong anti work ethic!!

My mare would be one of those women who spends her life on mumsnet, spreading rumours, criticising other women's every move and then being a right flirt with the Dads at the play ground gates.

My old boy would be a lovely old man, who still attends his garden with as much love and attention as he can muster, but much prefers having a chat over the garden wall with passers by talking about old times.

My younger cob would be an apprentice, probably a plumber I think

Mine would be a benefit cheat..

mine would be tied up in a nut house lol!!

ahahhahah!!!
omg!!!
these are hilarious! Well thought out!

Mines.... would work on the stock exchange. You know the type, handsome and knows it, sharply dressed, the ladies love him and hes one of the lads.

However..... one false move in his work and hes all stressed out and an up tight wreck Has to be forced back to concentrate on the job before hits hits the bottle...

If he wasn't such a Jessie id like to say he is a rugby player, all strong, tough, charming, ladies man and one of the guys... but alas... he is just too uppity

 

[Spotsrock]

B1 would be a lawyer or brain surgeon. B2 would be a musician.

 

[chesnut90]

I think mine would be a chef because he loves food so much!!

 

[Fools Motto]

Penny would be a student. Lessons during the day, she'd be keen to learn, and pretty fun and popular during the night life, if at times a bit annoying. She'd be single too, and be a bit 'in your face' to the guys. On trips out in the mini-bus, she'd be the one to lift her top up to show passers by!!

Meg would be a uni lecturer. Well liked, and respected, very clever, understanding and helpful and every once in a while would let her hair down and join in with all the fun, much to the delight of her pupils!!

 

[babymare]

Def a food taster for some VERY important person. have to say hilarious post x

 

[Mrs B]

I think M would like to be a writer. The lazing around, waiting for the 'muse' to arrive would appeal to him while he lolls on a chaise longue looking beautiful (if rather grubby and in yesterday's underpants).

Earnest, occasionally grumpy with strangers and badly startled by unexpected tax bills, he was born to have staff. Despite the romantic idea that he's the reincarnation of Oscar Wilde, he never quite gets a book published due to the fact he misses deadlines by a country mile and his agent is driven to gin.

Which is a shame, because inside, he has a sweet story to tell ...

 

[Megibo]

Nesta would be a really fat stay at home mum, popping out babies left right and centre and getting as much benefit as possible whilst never leaving the house unless absolutely necessary.

Meg would be a professional stand up comedian as she is so funny

 

[Madam Min]

I describe my girls as the glamour model and the super model

Chloe is the glamour model, she's an Anglo Arab X she's a total diva, she's loves herself (she knows she's gorgeous!), she's small but bags of personality and is quite in your face but she does have a soft side

Amber is a tall, leggy, skinny TB, she's very pretty but quite aloof

 

[AntxGeorgiax]

Mine would be a toddler at nursery, quiet, innocent, beautiful big brown eyes, and totally dependant on 'mummy' aka ME

 

[cambrica]

Peggy, well she's the matriarch and pretty streetwise but judging by the way she guards her crab apple tree I would think she'd opt for the quiet life and have apple orchards in Somerset making cider!
Roberto, has the brains to work for NASA but would probably be the D&G model swishing around Monaco on a speed boat.
Jade, blonde, hourglass figure, dizzy... Marilyn Monroe reincarnate although now retired and running a pet sanctuary!
Shaylee, expelled from school but has style and artistic qualities. Hangs out in Paris with swing jazz bands or has a daddio to keep her!
Poppy, a pocket rocket, great with kids so a PE teacher or athletics coach!

 

[meesha]

Dexter would definitely be a doorman (but with a cheeky grin and sense of humour but a punch to settle all arguments) as he would have been expelled from school for being disruptive.

Meesha would be a head teacher - keeps everyone in line

 

[Jill Crewe]

The other would live at the side of Newquay beach under an upturned boat

That actually made me laugh out loud...infact I think it might be one of those that repeats on me tomorrow and I will have to stifle a snort in the middle of the office

 

[Montyforever]

She would be a spoil teenager! Occasionally knuckles down and you can see the potential. Somedays jumps out of bed ready to take on the world, others she sulks and its a kicking and screaming fight to get her out of bed. Loves food, boys and parties. Goes through phases of trying her heart out for you and as soon as you relax and think she's matured she throws a toddler tantrums

 

[Tobiano]

These are so brilliant! I didnt know half these jobs existed!

with mine - Xas (2) would be a student. Turns up to lectures mostly, but needs to spend a lot of time chillin' with his homies.

Roo would be a builder but in his spare time would be a children's football coach. He has no pretensions but loves youngsters and is very kind and patient.

Harry - even though he is only 11 - would be Victor Meldrew. I dont BELIEVE it! You mean i have to WORK?!!

 

[tamsinkb]

Bert (american paint x) would be a pro surfer/lifeguard..always with an eye on the pretty ladies.
Bill (TB) being 'speshul' and having autistic tendancies would be a genius at something...not sure what though!
Panjo (TB) would be the fabulous male primary school teacher that does the wacky but amazing lessons and that all the students and yummy mummies worship the ground he walks on... not that he realises how awesome he is!

 

[YorksG]

The appy would be a retired glamour model, living off former glories
The Big Girl would be the mother of many children, all to different dads! She would sit all days watching tv
making huge meals for her brood, the local hard man would be frightened of her!
In the past we have had a nanny and a care assistant. The old coloured cob really was a shepherdess, looked afterher three sheep with great care

 

[Janah]

What a lovely thread, raised my spirits.

My boy would have been working on road repairs, lots of time spent on leaning on shovels and pontificating on the next move. Lots of looking busy when the boss was around.

 

[Crazy_cat_lady]

An it specialist I think- nervy and awkward with new people but very intelligent, but would also like eyeing up the ladies!

Think Will off the Inbetweeners or Sheldon off big bang!

 

[TheLadyInBay]

My mare would be a professional cougar as she is an older lady who loves the boys and loves manipulating them to get what she wants (eg grooming) so definitely would be a gold digger

my gelding would be a footballer as he has a seriously big ego and would love running around and is a bit daft.

 

[Cobiau Cymreig Wyllt]

loving this thread

Sec a would be a farmers boy - only just old enough to get a real job but been driving a tractor forever. Hard working, able to take responsibility but still has moments of being a silly young lad and lets off steam driving an old banger round the farm yard with his mate. Clever but knows what he wants to do with his life so leaving school early. He will run his massive family farm and rule with an iron rod.

Sec d # 1 is sec a's sort of mate, but he's really a geeky college boy, a wannabe farmers lad. Got picked on a lot but really bright and will probably do quite well for himself later in life. Bit 'neuro diverse' with poor social skills. Allergic to just about everything.Is likely to surprise everyone with a top earning job in IT.

Sec d#2 is a failed actor. Had one or two 'bit' parts and 'walk-on' roles D) Seriously good looking but didnt live up to his early promise after 'the accident'. Bag of nerves and never worked since. Luckily his good looks have won him a kind lady with deep pockets and so he is now really a kept man. She puts up with him but does wish he'd do a bit more than sighing and tossing his hair about. would it be too much to ask to put the flaming bins out for example? God no darling, he huffs, I might chip a hoof.

 

[Cobiau Cymreig Wyllt]

I think M would like to be a writer. The lazing around, waiting for the 'muse' to arrive would appeal to him while he lolls on a chaise longue looking beautiful (if rather grubby and in yesterday's underpants).

Earnest, occasionally grumpy with strangers and badly startled by unexpected tax bills, he was born to have staff. Despite the romantic idea that he's the reincarnation of Oscar Wilde, he never quite gets a book published due to the fact he misses deadlines by a country mile and his agent is driven to gin.

Which is a shame, because inside, he has a sweet story to tell ...

That Is Hilarious!

 

[wyrdsister]

Hehe, some of these are fab!

Blonde is an eternal schoolboy (despite being 32). I always thought he ought to have been called Just William. If he ever got around to growing up, he'd probably end up being an actor and gay rights activist. He's enthusiastically undiscriminating when it comes to h*mping, scrappy, and a total flirt with a juvenile sense of humour!

LP, hmm, probably an editor. She's so precise and a workaholic.

Orange, one of those high-strung alpha personality career women and resident den-mother, always marshalling and looking after everyone. And having wildly inappropriate one night stands in her snippets of free time.

Bug, the baby, is still mentally in playgroup!

 

[The wife]

Classy would be an exotic dancer or a Pitt Girl... Loves attention, high Maintenance but elegant.

Ginger T***** would be an artist. Probably a musician, brooding, eccentric and talented.

Roo would be a scientist or a lecturer. Bright and quiet but very intellectual.

Oakley would be a private in the infantry. Strong willed and a typical lad but strives on being ordered.

Raldo would be a clown or work in entertainment. He'd probably be unemployed but frequently enter BGT.

Love threads like this. We used to look after an old mare who would defiantly have been a staff nurse. Bustling, brisk, efficient and kind.

 

[JellyBeanSkittle]

The dressage wb would be like Dave from Choccywoccydoodah... very camp, fabulous flair for anything an anyhing arty and gorgeous (food, fashion..), handsome with not a hair out of place.

The mare on the other hand would have a Victoria Beckham/Kate Moss thing going on.. hot pants, pout, moody expressions. Fabulous job in modeling - absolute nightmare with men...