If your horse had a job...

Shortarse TB would be an electrician (he has previously removed switches:rolleyes:) with a sideline in being a professional heavy.:D

Lanky TB started out as an athlete, he had it all-success, women, lucrative sponsorship deals, modelling contracts, the lot but career ending injury meant he was left on the scrapheap, he turned to drink and drugs, lost his looks and had a breakdown. He still tries it on with the ladies but he's carrying too much emotional baggage for a serious relationship.:(

Cob would be a stand-up comic and magician. He's cheeky, chubby, always ready with a snappy line, can levitate and does a mean disappearing act. :rolleyes:
 
Yas would be a 'lunch time supervisor', or dinner lady, having once trained as an actress but only getting a few small parts (mostly as an extra) but fondly talks of the days when 'I was in showbiz, dahlings'... Working any more than part time prompts a sick note for stress and a threat from her union!
 
MY guy likes to pretend he is tough, but is actually terrified of the world, so I think he would be a professional gamer. Hiding in his room for all time, but manically playing video games :D
 
My boy would be a hairdresser. He LOVES grooming any horse/person that will let him and is a very social creature! :)
 
My hunty-horse would be a Duracell battery tester, he just never stops going and is endlessly enthusiastic about work.

My dressagey horse would be a Russian ballet dancer, always flouncing off the stage because the colour of his tutu doesn't suit his complexion and the stress is just too much to bear darling.
 
I'm fairly sure my Arab mare would be a burlesque dancer, she is the most ridiculously dramatic, showy offy horse I've ever had the pleasure to meet :p
 
Old lad would definitely be a uni professor. Worldly wise, knows his job, will guide the less experienced and give the more experienced a run for their money ;) Can see him with a pipe, smoking jacket and slippers ;)

Coloured one would be a personal trainer/gym junkie. Has to be the center of attention, is gorgeous and knows it but is also terribly insecure and feels the need to have his superiority constantly reaffirmed ;)

The five year old would be like Moss from the IT crowd. A highly intelligent but socially inept worrier who goes into meltdown when faced with some of the simplest of everyday tasks (such as having sun cream applied or walking past the most dangerous of pony eating plants, the dock leaf!)

Three year old would be the destructive child in the back of class thats constantly up and moving around and throwing things at the other children!
 
Fabio would probably be a factory worker - happy to plod along doing what he's told and not having to think too much about what he's doing! He'd be bottom of the rung though, definitely nothing that involved authority! Either that or he'd be on benefits just sitting eating all day!
 
love this!!

cas (cobx) would be a chav. reluctant to work, always up for a fight and generally causing destruction somewhere.

she is quite talented but isn't "boverred" with putting the effort in :rolleyes:

her life ambition is to pop out a herd of children then get on jeremy kyle :)
 
One of my mares is sex mad & nice looking so might do well as a prostitute, the other one is very laid back & loves a kip but she snores so she might be good for testing snoring cures!

I've got a big stable (16ftx20ft) so I've split it in half & they share, I was brushing one of them whilst the other laid a couple of feet away snoring loudly. I tried to tell her that she's a pry animal who shouldn't sleep so deeply but she wasn't convinced.
 
Mums cob would be a bum, that was in a gang as a wana be gangster coursing mischief anywhere he was.

My haffy would be a carer as he is so gentle & caring.

& my heinz57 this is a difficult one so will say he will be Jeremy Kyle always snatching at the bit to tell people how it is :p
 
Foxy would work "in the City" in one of those jobs that nobody really knows what they do but earns lots of money doing it and dresses in sharp suits

Lockie would develop computer games - pretty adament he doesn't want to grow up and will put the effort in and show real talent for things he likes to do
 
My mare would be a ski instructor. All, 'got to get up and go to work... Sigh... Work... Hate work...HANG ON A MINUTE IM A SKI INSTRUCTOR! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE '
 
Cobby would be man v food.

Pony a naughty school boy , pulling the head off flowers and kissing girls.

Old tb would be physcopathic teacher.
 
Small pony would be a clown, the sort that makes small children cry.
Big pony would be a bouncer at a club, wearing shades and flexing his muscles.
 
Great thread, my boy would be a comic, he has a lovely sense of humour, but would become a stalker in his spare time.
17hh TB would be a professional self harmer
19yr old mare would be a sgt mjr in the sas, occupying a window in Amsterdam for her holidays
 
GrayMo would be a male supermodel. Hes got the looks, the legs and the look at me - Im sexy and I know it attitude! I have always said that if you gave Gray a pot of hair gel and a mirror he would be there for hours!

Kyle would be one of the reprobates you see on Jeremy Kyle with an addiction to speed.

Jeff would be a flustered accountant at work.

Laurel would be a benefits bum.
 
My TB would 'work ' at one of those upmarket estate agents .
My ASB wouldnot work he would be in the priory or somewhere similar .
My Clydesdale / welsh d would be an army officer.
My ID would I think a small buisness or company working just enough to have a nice life.
 
Saal would spray perfume at random females in a posh designer store, and mutter rude things at the lovely ladies as they walk by.... occasionally getting slapped


Raf would be the annoying kid in class who always knows the answers, and holds his arm in the air, and says " oooohh mmmeeeeeee sir ! meeeeeeeeee !!!! I know it !!!!" in a really irritating way.
 
my boy would be a sports coach, training up youngsters in his former career as an athlete (he is an ex racer and now takes my friends 4 year old out on his first hacks so really is doing this job!)

not sure what my girl would be, she is certainly a stroppy teenager at time, but loyal to her boyfriend, despite flirting with many other boys she always ends up with him, probably would do an office job and be in management as she is a bit bossy!
 
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