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My_chestnut_mare

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If your horse was human what kind of attitude/personality would he/she be?

Jea fat black cob= hmm i think he would be a fat laid back old man who doesn't give a [****] about things and just ate all the time. And always away in his own world.

Hari= She would be very friendly with every one pretty laid back but on form. wouldn't take any nonsense off of any one. She would defo be a slapper tho. She would have a pretty good head on her shoulders i reckon

what kins of human would your horse be?
 
I think Millie would be a lap dancer as she is the biggest T@rt around
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oh minnie would be a total snob....would only wear the very best of everything, jimmy choo's etc...have her nails done, hair perfect walking along teasing the boys...as she does now!
My boy was like a loveable rogue...bit rough round the edges kind but huge softy at heart....would eat all the burgers and everyone else's be down the pub and be a firm favourite with everyone.

My sis in law and I would often talk about this when we were younger how our's would be it does make you laugh to see them in this way....LOL
and you'll go to yard tomorrow thinking all these things now too.
 
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How funny i used to think of this(still do) when i was younger too.

There was this one gelding on out yard and we kept saying if he was human he would definitely be gay dressed immaculate and not a thing out of place with him. LOL
 
Shelley would be a small child that had just eaten 4 packets of smarties in one go! Very nosy and wants to be into everything she shouldnt be :P
Flash would be a grumpy old man that does Suduko every morning with his tea and biscuits and if that wasnt right then he would be a fart for the entire week
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freddie would be the really cool kid - really popular, good looking, very funny, a bit of a ladies man and stupidly intellegent

foxy would be the really pretty, poplular girl at school comes across a bit thick but is actually clever! she'd have 1000000 boy friends but whip em all into shape! she is would also be very materialistic!!!
 
Meg would be dressed in combat trousers, with a tight belt showing off her curves and strength, but in a sexy way! - and very bossy too!!
Juno would be in a flap, worrying if she is in the right place at the right time. Nice figure with blonde hair! Boys like her alot, but she wouldn't notice. lol
Mischief would be a small sensible lady, jeans and t-shirt kinda gal, only stick to soft drinks too.
Pip would be the annoying one who is always doing something wrong but never gets caught. Tight top and hot pants, with a fag!!

Makes me laugh this kinda thread!!!
 
The old slapper would wear purple crimplene (sorry to you young things - the oldies will understand!). Also, hideous glasses and plastic high-heeled (also purple) shoes. Yup, you've guessed it - Edna Everidge!

She just looooves tasteless stuff - does that include moi - I really don't know? Hey ho!
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my pony would be naughty school boy
my old horse would be a grumpy old git that smokes a pipe
my big mare would be a leggy model
my gelding would be a eager to please person
and my other mare would be a snobby tart !
 
My sister and always think about this when we're out riding, and always have done.

Tom would be the kid at school with ADHD, who can't sit still has to be the centre of attention, and if he's not starts pulling pranks or making fart noises with his armpit or something. He'd always be showing off.

Ron would either be doing something like the Iron Man Challenge (who can get cold, wet and muddy and still run up a hill fast) not winning, just being there and part of it. Or he'd be a grumpy old man, flat cap, grumbling about how much the youth of today get in his way, and how things aren't like they used to be.
 
Minz would be the ultra intelligent, super cool, socially confident Gordonstoun boy who, whilst seemingly very approachable and down to earth, is able to reduce others to a quivering wreck with withering look.

Very aware of his breeding and status in the world. Would never consider the possibility of having to work for a living- life is all about pleasure- good food, fine wine and good company. Enjoys a good rugby style ruck and strolling around his estate (ie hacking around the neighbourhood), and will take time to speak to his workers- a caring master. Is just as ease with royalty as he is doing good works down the local council estate.
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Smith is everybody's friend. Is aware of his shortcomings in the presence of greatness (ie Minstral) but has a great sense of humour and popular with the ladies. Accepts his duty as personal secretary to his lordship and will one day no doubt be grateful of the opportunity to serve one as great as he. Secretly though, we are plotting his downfall
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my newforest youngster would be a hoody boy hanging around the shops. My coloured cob mare would be a wise old gypsy woman smoking a clay pipe outside her caravan. And my shetland would be a dole dossing middle aged man who has never worked and plans never to get a job because there is always someone there to do everthing for him.
 
Frodo is easy - he would definitely be a philosopher (yes, by profession). He'd be slightly overweight, have at least two degrees and a PhD, and spend his life in a dark library smoking a pipe. Wouldn't go out for days. Despite his thick glasses, and general impression of carelessness in clothing etc., women would be crazy about him - must be intellectual charm.

Rauti would be gay and gorgeous, popular and possessive with his friends - might work as a male model.
 
My sister and I were talking about this the other day. We said that Max would be like Ron Wheezly (sp), from Harry Potter, abit of a whimp, funny without meaning to be, but abit of a hero at heart
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. Oh and they are both ginger
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Chantin would be the girl at school that is the leader of the bullies. always causing some trouble with someone who hasnt done anything wrong

Eb and Willow are the type that want to be friends with everone - thinking along the lines of the person at school is called upon to look after the new kids
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they are upset when they get dropped for new friends but soon get over it.

Flighty would be a blonde bimbo who would happily stand in front of a mirror flicking her hair all day
 
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