Is the Whelk is alive

[Echo Bravo]

Is the Whelk is alive or has Starzaan finally BBQ it

 

[Cuppatea]

Nnnnnooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Echo Bravo]

Just wondered as I still have the pink with sequins Katie Price dress I got from the charity shop as they wouldn't take it back(I bought it for the wedding you know of St &FF) that hasn't happened, should I try and swap it for funeral black dress??

 

[[69117]]

I put her in a baguette....

 

[Aoibhin]

RIP Whelk we knew you well.

 

[Echo Bravo]

So I can go for the little black dress then. Humm was that with salad on the side and a slice of waxed lemon.

 

[Crazy Friesian]

Ah but did she melt the wax off the lemon first???

 

[Snowysadude]

Haha I do love these lighthearted posts, I have been reading them but not commenting and just had to say they are rather funny!

 

[Montyforever]

Oh no!
Rip little whelky, your with VFWN now!

 

[Becca-84]

Aaaww! Poor little whelk!! RIP lol

 

[Echo Bravo]

Didn't she say she'd gotten fedup dewaxing them. I've seen this nice little black number in said charity shop, plenty of dyed chicken feathers top and bottom and looks roughtly two sizes smaller than I normally wear, but think I could shimmy into it ok.

 

[rhino]

Rest in peace little whelkie

 

[Echo Bravo]

Are you sure she's really gone and not still at the bottom of said bucket. I'm mean Starzaan is a real bummer taking it out on innocent whelks, because she cann't get her wicked way with the FF. does it run in the family do you think(sausages??)

 

[D66]

It's bad enuf offering sausages to random dog returning farriers. Don't dare thrust whelks at them. Is there a farrier's forum?.. a Fit Farriers Online? Sounding a bit dodgy - visions of police taking away hard drives.