JFTDWS
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Its ok I hear the poor abused thing got revenge by decapitating her on a tree.![]()
He tried, but the lazy cow was asleep on his neck at the time so it didn't work
Its ok I hear the poor abused thing got revenge by decapitating her on a tree.![]()
You mean you're over 20 and you've not died of old age yet![]()
no, i plan on living and hitting you youn'uns with my walking stick!!!
You know we'll just get our revenge by hiding your teeth when you take them out at night![]()
You whipper snapper youI hope you get splinters off the broom now!!!
What JFTD fails to tell you all is that she owns a few cobs, including this monstrosity
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clearly you can see its ribs so it is grossly underweight, is footy and a little funny about the ears.
shame on you! heartless cow making this animal, so weak on its legs work
That's my personal anima communicator in that photo - he's talking to him to find out why he's not eating enough to put on any more weight and giving him intensive therapy sessions (he has a very big couch) to fix him
How dare you judge my cob-management techniques when you don't know the full story
AND don't call my baby a "monstrosity"![]()
HEY! i timewraps back a couple of years and am now a teenager DONT YOU KNOW I KNOW EVERYTHING!!
If chuck norris ever wanted to search for knowledge, he need only ask me![]()
ETA: its a COB, of course its a monstrocity!!!!! least it knows its place, draging lumps of dead wood about...
ETA: its a COB, of course its a monstrocity!!!!! least it knows its place, draging lumps of dead wood about...
And you're innocent, I suppose. Care to explain this?![]()
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timewraps? Is that like a tortillas based timey snack?
I prefer something hairy with plenty of mane to cling on to...
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thats what you see, this is what we see
you are quite delusional![]()
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder![]()
i suppose it doesnt help that 'beauty' broke the stable mirrors?
I'm lying. I'm the CobFather. I'm the master of all organised cob-crime on the forumI don't feel silly, human emotions like love
Just watch, or you'll wake up and find D's head in your bed
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awesome, isn't it![]()
Your toes are sticking out. Shame on you, you heartless bee-atch.can you see what is at fault here?
Your toes are sticking out. Shame on you, you heartless bee-atch.
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shut yer face, they have to stick out so i can stab le pone with my spurs
*snigger*shut yer face, they have to stick out so i can stab le pone with my spurs