It really winds me up :mad:

Its ok I hear the poor abused thing got revenge by decapitating her on a tree. :cool:

He tried, but the lazy cow was asleep on his neck at the time so it didn't work :(

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no, i plan on living and hitting you youn'uns with my walking stick!!!

You know we'll just get our revenge by hiding your teeth when you take them out at night :D



Dosymare, we aim to please :D Consider this HHO's very own on forum stand up comedian open mic night!
 
What JFTD fails to tell you all is that she owns a few cobs, including this monstrosity

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clearly you can see its ribs so it is grossly underweight, is footy and a little funny about the ears.

shame on you! heartless cow making this animal, so weak on its legs work
 
What JFTD fails to tell you all is that she owns a few cobs, including this monstrosity

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clearly you can see its ribs so it is grossly underweight, is footy and a little funny about the ears.

shame on you! heartless cow making this animal, so weak on its legs work

That's my personal anima communicator in that photo - he's talking to him to find out why he's not eating enough to put on any more weight and giving him intensive therapy sessions (he has a very big couch) to fix him :(

How dare you judge my cob-management techniques when you don't know the full story :mad:


AND don't call my baby a "monstrosity" :mad::mad::mad:
 
That's my personal anima communicator in that photo - he's talking to him to find out why he's not eating enough to put on any more weight and giving him intensive therapy sessions (he has a very big couch) to fix him :(

How dare you judge my cob-management techniques when you don't know the full story :mad:


AND don't call my baby a "monstrosity" :mad::mad::mad:

HEY! i timewraps back a couple of years and am now a teenager DONT YOU KNOW I KNOW EVERYTHING!!

If chuck norris ever wanted to search for knowledge, he need only ask me :mad:

ETA: its a COB, of course its a monstrocity!!!!! least it knows its place, draging lumps of dead wood about...
 
ETA: its a COB, of course its a monstrocity!!!!! least it knows its place, draging lumps of dead wood about...

:eek: cobs can't drag :eek:

They should be so heavy and fat they can hardly drag themselves along, let alone bring a tree with them :eek:



legendary, rhino, legendary :D I don't know how B_H can ride those creatures - I prefer something hairy with plenty of mane to cling on to...

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Its a good thing that i know i am awesome then isnt it :P

JFTD im sorry if i have been mean to you, i love you really. Heres a video for your efforts

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LOL :D

Mine are more of fire than water, really. This is my traditional fiery war-cob :D

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pmsl at the video - you're barking, black_horse :D loves you toooooooo :D


No wait...


I'm lying. I'm the CobFather. I'm the master of all organised cob-crime on the forum :eek: I don't feel silly, human emotions like love :eek:

Just watch, or you'll wake up and find D's head in your bed :eek:

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I'm lying. I'm the CobFather. I'm the master of all organised cob-crime on the forum :eek: I don't feel silly, human emotions like love :eek:

Just watch, or you'll wake up and find D's head in your bed :eek:

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i need that pillow!!!

But you are so mean to the dee ponieololooooponieesssss

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see you have upset her!
 
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