JM Where are you?

Judgemental said:
LOL

I am rather jealous of Simsar getting handcuffed to a fence as well.


Simsar - handcuffed, excuse me but may I say, how jolly exciting - is this part of her professional routine - handcuffed - a hunting lady handcuffed!
She can PM me anytime.
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Paddy and there is no need for you to sit there smugly wanting to be handcuffed too - to whom or what and how many I wonder?

Is there no end to this ...... inuendo or shall I say indulgences - horses - whips etc - symptomatic of how things can easily degenerate into a steamy cauldron of of of ... one is too polite to describe these things.
 
Judgemental said:
Paddy and there is no need for you to sit there smugly wanting to be handcuffed too - to whom or what and how many I wonder?

Is there no end to this ...... inuendo or shall I say indulgences - horses - whips etc - symptomatic of how things can easily degenerate into a steamy cauldron of of of ... one is too polite to describe these things.
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have you not just contradicted yourself JM? can you get back to the subject of hunting or has your jolly to the States fogged your view?
 
Paddy liked the stripe! very well thought out. x

Handcuffed that is only the beginning. The day Otis, and Tomlinson got into parliament was the day I was rioting outside think I made front cover daily loo roll got some ace photo's but never seen them. I wasn't even a few deep I was right at the barriers, got smacked by a knobbly metal truncheon! Oh that's not even half of it.

Ladies will remember families for fun? Even got the t-shirt!!!!
 
Judgemental said:
Oh plotting, just plotting.

That chap Otis Ferry, has some really old fashioned courage about him.

To bowl into the House of Commons as he did with his co-protestors takes as they say, bottle. I would have done the same so would Pad.

He and the others were lucky they did not get shot, certainly in the States that would happened. Does everything have US*******A in it now you have just come back?
I hope one day, I have the honour of meeting him.

In the mean time it's down to business, back to the grindstone.

Ok chaps and chapesses what are the scum planning and have they been bothersome so far as any early morning hunting is concerned?
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Never seem scum get up early enough for AH interference.
 
rosiefronfelen said:
have you not just contradicted yourself JM? can you get back to the subject of hunting or has your jolly to the States fogged your view?
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Rosie the USA will do that to you. The water melon nearly had me in cuffs were it not for the rugby players (yes proper good ol' british rugby players in the USA).

The point I was making was that actually I have the keys. Being a smartie pants I am prepared. One can't continue to have fun if ones arm is locked to a lump of pointy steel... unless of course, in certain circumstances...

I think that you are just so glad to be back and smelling that good ol' leather saddle of yours JM that your senses have gone into over load.
 
Simsar said:
Have Pm'd you!!!!!;)
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Tart. ;)

Alec will be getting jealous now and calling you a harlot peasant instead of just a peasant... He may even go as far as... drum roll... strumpet!

I am going to go twiddle with my keys... let me know if you need assistance!

As for whom I have been cuffed to I think the subject of hunting would be a far better use of time to save my blushes!
 
Simsar said:
OH DOU Tell us sorry often go off on tangents sorry, tell us all. I prefere Slut thanks. x
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There are some things that really shouldn't be discussed in public!

I can't help it if I am sometimes misunderstood now can I!?!?!?!

Perhaps one day in a quiet corner I will put your mind to rest. Mind you by that point any stories I have will be completely dull compared to the ones your imaginations are whipping up right now!

JM still hasn't reappeared properly. I am sitting on tenter hooks awaiting his next scheme!
 
*darkly*

I think he's George Michael in disguise. Hence the er.... enforced absence. And I don't even want to THINK about the connection between handcuffs and his random access to wifi...
 
Simsar said:
LMAO hello girls. We didn't go together I can tell you that much.
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No need to make any comment between yourself and KS I have tears running!

You have to love the endless posibilities of the random thought!

I note that you haven't come back together Simsar... Clearly not a Mr and Mrs Jones occasion unless the cuffs really did come in handy!

Poor JM!
 
LOL! I saw Pippa Funnell this morning looking fresh faced for WEG, she rode through on the bridle path this morning on a very nice chestnut.
 
Simsar said:
No need for all that rubbish I'm 43 with a 29 yr old gorgeous man I don't need any more of that malarky!
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Little addition there to correct your grammer! In green as you are poorly

yes I did notice KS

But PF does always look fab doesn't she! How does she do it!?!?!

Spoons...

Simsar does your 29 yr old lover have an older brother? I could use a toy boy myself!!! :D
 
LMAO again! Yes but he is married so as we are not taking routes then we shall not go down that one! How was that for grandma. I don't know how to spell never went to school, always hunting!
 
He he he!

Today girls I am going to be 23. For some reason I liked being 23, my bottom had yet to blossom and I was chirpy an' all that. Yep! Today I am 23.

I think we should start docking puppies tails again as there does seem to be a distinct shortage of men. Well not men per se but half decent ones that I don't mind being around! Clearly the changes have caused a shortage as I have seen greater numbers of slugs and snails around as well... Blame East Kent, she came up with the idea and I just happen to agree.

Typical woman never happy am I!
 
Paddydou said:
He he he!

Today girls I am going to be 23. For some reason I liked being 23, my bottom had yet to blossom and I was chirpy an' all that. Yep! Today I am 23.

I think we should start docking puppies tails again as there does seem to be a distinct shortage of men. Well not men per se but half decent ones that I don't mind being around! Clearly the changes have caused a shortage as I have seen greater numbers of slugs and snails around as well... Blame East Kent, she came up with the idea and I just happen to agree.

Typical woman never happy am I!
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*furrows brow*
....23....... Hmm.... Nope! Give up! Don't remember that at all....
Actually, I quite liked 28...

Remember, it is your right, nay! your duty as a woman to never be happy. It's in the small print and as we all know, blokes don't read manuals or small print...:D
 
Kate Sturgess said:
*furrows brow*
....23....... Hmm.... Nope! Give up! Don't remember that at all....
Actually, I quite liked 28...

Remember, it is your right, nay! your duty as a woman to never be happy. It's in the small print and as we all know, blokes don't read manuals or small print...:D
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Yeah 28 was ok not as good as 23...

I shall make a note that it is my duty never to be happy...

Have you remebered that it is your duty to always be right???? Mustn't forget that one!

Is JM EVER going to turn up again? Its all that talk of cuffs its given the poor chap a funny turn! This is like waiting for God...
 
Paddydou said:
Yeah 28 was ok not as good as 23...

I shall make a note that it is my duty never to be happy...

Have you remebered that it is your duty to always be right???? Mustn't forget that one!

Is JM EVER going to turn up again? Its all that talk of cuffs its given the poor chap a funny turn! This is like waiting for God...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO why did you have to say that that will make his head swell, OH JM i know you are out there come and speak to the girls.
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That should do it! ;)
 
Paddydou said:
He he he!

Today girls I am going to be 23. For some reason I liked being 23, my bottom had yet to blossom and I was chirpy an' all that. Yep! Today I am 23.

I think we should start docking puppies tails again as there does seem to be a distinct shortage of men. Well not men per se but half decent ones that I don't mind being around! Clearly the changes have caused a shortage as I have seen greater numbers of slugs and snails around as well... Blame East Kent, she came up with the idea and I just happen to agree.

Typical woman never happy am I!
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I would like to be 23/24 too.
 
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