JM Where are you?

Well lets hope you loose your points after a while like driving licences. Good behaviour for a few months and they get cleared!

It is addictive. I don't know about you but I go looking to see what certain (ie fun) people are saying and talking about now. I waste far too much time here.

Will have to teach you karma and the advantages of meditation and budhist theories... Then you may still be around to see the second coming (JM's return!).
 
Paddydou said:
Well lets hope you loose your points after a while like driving licences. Good behaviour for a few months and they get cleared!

It is addictive. I don't know about you but I go looking to see what certain (ie fun) people are saying and talking about now. I waste far too much time here.

Will have to teach you karma and the advantages of meditation and budhist theories... Then you may still be around to see the second coming (JM's return!).
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oh, good lord, so JM is from on high, or on a high? i cant see me going months on good behaviour, so wot is this karma you speak about, doesnt sound "me" at all!!
 
Well wot yas do is ya cross your legs sit on a bloody cold lump of grass get piles while saying ohnmmmm for as long as you can. Then you fall in love with birds bees and all of nature breathe in an' out and be content w'owt. Oh no hang on I think you have to be happy with a bowl of rice. I remember that being in there somewhere.

Instead of saying ******* off you dozey twassock you say may peace and joy be in your life, even if you want to bitch slap the idiot and for him to die by the rack.

Its called your inner sanctum - no I said sanctum not rectum!

Peace, calm love thy neighbour an' all that.
 
Paddydou said:
Well wot yas do is ya cross your legs sit on a bloody cold lump of grass get piles while saying ohnmmmm for as long as you can. Then you fall in love with birds bees and all of nature breathe in an' out and be content w'owt. Oh no hang on I think you have to be happy with a bowl of rice. I remember that being in there somewhere.

Instead of saying ******* off you dozey twassock you say may peace and joy be in your life, even if you want to bitch slap the idiot and for him to die by the rack.

Its called your inner sanctum - no I said sanctum not rectum!

Peace, calm love thy neighbour an' all that.
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effing hell, i'll be ready for a padded cell, my rectum is sore anyway, so cant do that inner thing. Bowl of rice could be handy, good way to lose weight. i know about the birdies and bees- tried that many times. any other recommendations?
 
Your doing well Rosie very well.

Now the next step is to accept and embrace your responsibilities and cause no harm to others. This can be quite tough.

Imagine your trundling down the lanes in your beet up landy and some city pillock comes hareing round the corner and you have to veer off the road and into the hedge. Now instead of reversing up and then chasing him down with your loaded 12 bore hanging out of the window taking pot shots what you do is. Take a deep breath, accept that your actions lead to your landy being in the hedge, after all you did swerve to avoid him. Then you smile sweetly ask if he is alright and if he is in need of assistance. Explain that it would be good for his blood pressure and also for his karma if he were to enjoy the scenery surrounding him and slow down a little. get back in and trundle on your way and get on with what you were doing while thinking happy, calm and nurturing thoughts....

Of course the alternative is to take a deep breath and reverse into his car pushing him off the cliff but as long as you say make you find peace in your heart you miserable *insert any foul agressive swear word you find apropriate here* while he falls I am sure that would be equaly acceptable!
 
Paddy,the second part is me, shove the b-----d off the road,get me 12 bore and pepper his tyres, if hes any left. i've decided, i dont do karma, boddists or any other rilijus thing.Actually a rifle would be better- more impact.wot say you, am i still doing well as a rosie?
 
te he he!

You clearly haven't sat long enough on the damp grass to get piles yet!

Just be yourself Rosie. I have found if you try to be anyone else you always end up failing anyway and besides what would we all do with out you eh? There would be no one on any high horses life would be terribly dull now wouldn't it!

Now back to this siting on the damp grass - did you try crossing your legs? Thats supposed to help - :D
 
Paddydou said:
te he he!

You clearly haven't sat long enough on the damp grass to get piles yet!

Just be yourself Rosie. I have found if you try to be anyone else you always end up failing anyway and besides what would we all do with out you eh? There would be no one on any high horses life would be terribly dull now wouldn't it!

piles of wot- poo? i coulnt be anyone else at my time of life, i became a pensioner yesterday and dont like it.is sitting on damp grass the same as drinking out of wet glasses, thats fun- got a bottle of champers in the fridge!
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rosiefronfelen said:
Paddydou said:
te he he!

You clearly haven't sat long enough on the damp grass to get piles yet!

Just be yourself Rosie. I have found if you try to be anyone else you always end up failing anyway and besides what would we all do with out you eh? There would be no one on any high horses life would be terribly dull now wouldn't it!

piles of wot- poo? i coulnt be anyone else at my time of life, i became a pensioner yesterday and dont like it.is sitting on damp grass the same as drinking out of wet glasses, thats fun- got a bottle of champers in the fridge!
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cant cross my legs either, is that detrimental to my health?
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JM again 9.13 is that now a meeting time whoever is on at 9.15 will get you to talk? Stop sodding about and talk please. This is the last time I am going to ask, no more.
 
I am utterly convinced that he is coming on to check this thread and see how we are doing! I really think he wants to break a record with it.

At least if he has logged on we know the dicky ticker hasn't given up the ghost!

Perhaps his wife has banned him from consorting with us as his fan club got too big and restless?

Perhaps one of the blur rinsers from US of A has coe to visit and he is a little distracted at the moment?

Perhaps he is stuck in room 101 and needs Dr Who to rescue him?

Simsar - you are a stalker! xxxx Sorry JM those are for Simsar.
 
Trolly trolly trolly troll
Billy Goats Gruff and East Kents for tea
Trolly trolly trolly troll

Sorry it was all too tempting with JMs prolonged absence, I shall polietly withdraw and return in my true form wahahahah :D
 
The quality of much of what appears in such threads recently, is clearly juvenile and does little to enhance the image of hunting. Indeed some of the threads are clearly self indulgent by those who seem to have a vain glorious of their own handle.

Furthermore the quantity of irrelevance to hunting, leads one to believe that the posters have little else with which to amuse themsleves.

Therefore anything one might say or provide an opinion upon, relevant to hunting is in effect 'casting pearls before swine'.
 
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