EAST KENT
Well-Known Member
sniff sniff troll sniff sniff.....
yes he bucks n rears n bombs off n throws his head about n omly once
how am i making a fool of myself im asking for advice its quite simple use either give real advice or dnt comment
Im sorry you've got some sarcy replies but we do have a troll problem and i guess you are guilty til proven otherwise.
My advice-get an instructor to help you. They can watch and see what is going wrong and give you ways to overcome it.
Do gridwork with small cross poles to help build your confidence, slowly building the fences to small uprights.
Carry a whip to back up your leg if you feel your pony is backing off. If the fence is small and he stops, make him go over from a standstill, dont turn him around as he is getting what he wants.
When he does jump, give lots of praise.
And act confident! horses sense the fear so if you have confidence, the horse will have confidence![]()
Even if it is a wind up, other ppl read thread and have same sort of issues, why not just give the best advice you have, and theres always the risk that it is a young child after a sensible answer?
carry 2 whips, one in each hand and wear 2 sets of spurs and make sure everything you own says is Whitaker on it otherwise your pony will never ever jump
If you are not troll shaped, the above was not intended for actual practice![]()
Oh sorry tallyho! well i say scrap it and by a new one then![]()
Are you serious? You genuinely think that someone would take my post seriously??? Dang... I had no idea people were that dense...
NO chance this is an authentic poster. None. Zilch. And I'm ALWAYS willing to give people the benefit of the doubt.
Are you serious? You genuinely think that someone would take my post seriously??? Dang... I had no idea people were that dense...
NO chance this is an authentic poster. None. Zilch. And I'm ALWAYS willing to give people the benefit of the doubt.
someone wrote a bucking thread earlier and I read it with interest and gained some knowledge from the answers, just because someone may or may not be a troll, doesnt mean we can't give positive replies. I think the op sounds like a child not a troll, but hey ho!
I'm not entirely sure where to start on this thread.. xx
From the top...??? Depends if you're left or right handed though.
See, silly me, I was reading it from end to beginning, upside down.
Now come one ladies, we did provide constructive advice if you read the thread... however, we just got numpty questions back - now, tell me if you will, at which point do you snigger a bit to yourself and realise it's a friday freebie? And then join and a laugh aswell...
yes he bucks n rears n bombs off n throws his head about n omly once
Its not a troll! Its a gnome!!!!!!! its even leaving us hints!!!!
Not once lol..... it was screaming kid to me, kids do come across dumb, my 10 yr old would talk like that on a thread and probably call the 5 yr old a 2 yr old.. dunno, it just didn't ring troll to me?
Glad to be of service... always here to help![]()
See, I like to do that with my mags, cut out the expensive handbag adverts at the beginning 'cause I know I can't have them!
Nice idea! I also do that with the classifieds in the horsey mags![]()
Oh well, nevermind. I'm sure the poor kid will recover... one day![]()
I tink devonshire dumpling mks prefect sence. I tink sum of tha ansers hiv bin reely nasty an toataly unesessery. Ths is a yung girl lking fr advize. The leest poeple cn doo is gve er descent ansers.
u cn see she luvs er pony n jis wants to hiv fun.
I am in scotland two, hve u got a instrucer to hlp?
is jist tipicle of ths forum ti bee roten.
oh or mibe its coz nun o use no wot yer toking about