Just for fun HHO's ideal yard made up of HHO's

[black_horse]

Forgot about Jesstickle - we'd have a padded paddock for her two
Delicia is also welcome - especially in her new shiny snaffle

That counts mine out as hes barefoot!!!

Dont you mean unshod?

 

[abitodd]

I'd have a Barefoot Taliban yard!!!

Talibans only, no unshod or half shod allowed.....

Only joking all welcome .... If you actually wanted to come on to this yard that is..... because there is not much grass... Only miles n miles of tracks and it would be in sunny Spain!!!

I would like to audition for this yard!

Only shod cobs allowed.........(fingers crossed behind my back )

OK,so we could have a shod yard and a barefoot yard for the taliban and then we could argue over the fence for hours on end.........Think maybe I'll stick to keeping mine at home and not return to yard politics..........although sunny spain sounds bloddy appealing today.

 

[Carefreegirl]

Abitodd - fence ? We wouldn't need fencing as we'd all be one big happy family who never argued and horses that never kick each other

 

[Carefreegirl]

Kadastorm - liking your style - your hired

Do you supply glasses or shall we just bring straws, save washing up ?

 

[Kadastorm]

I used to bring glasses but much easier with straws! And if you link them all together to make a really long one then you can just sit back at the end of the day and not even reach for your drink

 

[Fii]

My ideal yard?
Would have non of you, you are all a weird bunch of nutters,

 

[black_horse]

My ideal yard?
Would have non of you, you are all a weird bunch of nutters,

wouldnt want to be there anyway

 

[Mrs B]

My ideal yard?
Would have non of you, you are all a weird bunch of nutters,

*catches up with HHO and threads*

Aw... Not even me? I don't cause any trouble, Miss, an' I am good at muckin' out and sweepin' yards, Miss.. *pulls forelock* (or is that 'fetlock'?)
*curtseys* (which is a difficult trick to pull off if you're pulling your forelock/fetlock at the same time)...

 

[Kadastorm]

Nutty but interesting and fun

 

[Carefreegirl]

Fii - at least you'll know where to avoid

Kadastorm - bit concerned you wording re wine 'at then end of the day' I was thinking a lot earlier *hic hic*. remember the song 'it's five o'clock somewhere'

 

[Kadastorm]

You can be on my yard Mrs B

 

[Carefreegirl]

Mrs B most welcome

 

[Enfys]

Ye Gads Can you imagine the threads on here?

"There's a girl at my yard........"

"There's this clique at my yard ....."

"At my yard one block is always partying ..."

"I have just moved onto a new yard and...."

 

[Kadastorm]

Oh well, I didn't want to scare people off but I do like a little in the morning. The diet coke isn't really diet coke...I drained it out and added wine instead hehehe

 

[Carefreegirl]

Enfys - threads are already there.....

 

[monkeybum13]

Firewell, Deefa, Only_me would be forced to move to my yard then I would change the gate lock and oh look, I've now got their horses!
Firewell's horse because he is gorgeous, Deefa's huge horse because is looks so honest and only_me's horse because he looks so much fun!

 

[black_horse]

Ye Gads Can you imagine the threads on here?

"There's a girl at my yard........"

"There's this clique at my yard ....."

"At my yard one block is always partying ..."

"I have just moved onto a new yard and...."

I wanna be on your yard...then i can post about some crazy cat lady playing horse skittles and starving her ponies!

 

[Fii]

*catches up with HHO and threads*

Aw... Not even me? I don't cause any trouble, Miss, an' I am good at muckin' out and sweepin' yards, Miss.. *pulls forelock* (or is that 'fetlock'?)
*curtseys* (which is a difficult trick to pull off if you're pulling your forelock/fetlock at the same time)...

Now you i would share with....now get up off the floor...you havent swept it yet!!

 

[Fii]

That is if you are the real Mrs B, there seems to be an imposter and tis a tad confusing!!

 

[Mrs B]

Now you i would share with....now get up off the floor...you havent swept it yet!!

Aw, fanks! And to Kadastorm and Carefreegirl...

Hmm. Aktually - I hope it's not just cos you wants your yards swept??

 

[Mrs B]

That is if you are the real Mrs B, there seems to be an imposter and tis a tad confusing!!

It confuses me a hell of a lot more!

Mind you in fairness, she may have been a Mrs B before me. In which case, I am the imposter... Or Im-post-er

*waves* Hi, other Mrs B!

 

[Kadastorm]

Oh no def not Mrs B, I like sweeping the yard myself and mucking out It helps the hangover

 

[Walrus]

I would start with Walrus and Wewillshowthem so we can form the fell pony mafia!

Love it!! Fell pony mafia sounds fab! We can have shares in Canter Mane and Tail spray and go everywhere in en masse in speedy rising trot!

Fell Ponies! Imagine a yard full, that would be brilliant.

This is so my lottery winners dream - along with a wood panelled indoor school with chandeliers and a massive lorry with the number plate FELL 1 ! Not that I've thought about this at all.........honest.

 

[Carefreegirl]

And us TB owners can have a lorry with a big red first aid cross on it with the number plate VET 1

 

[SuperCoblet]

I'll take on all the lonesome users you...you BULLIES have left out

*tootles off with her fat, hairy, rugged cob that's half shod*

HA

 

[SuperCoblet]

...forgot to mention we're tying Shills on the water feature in the middle of the cob filled yard...

 

[Carefreegirl]

Lol iamSanta

 

[Fools Motto]

I'll take on all the lonesome users you...you BULLIES have left out

*tootles off with her fat, hairy, rugged cob that's half shod*

HA

Will you accept a pony-squisher, X 'i don't ride in winter cos I don't want to get cold n wet' X person who needs more hugs than most?? PLEASE... Them ''bullies'' forgot me!!
Hug please!

We'd have a really nice yard, even better when I win that lottery!

 

[SuperCoblet]

Of course

Bunnies FTW!

 

[The Fuzzy Furry]

Ye Gads Can you imagine the threads on here?

"There's a girl at my yard........"

"There's this clique at my yard ....."

"At my yard one block is always partying ..."

"I have just moved onto a new yard and...."

Oy, you! Can it please!

I thought you were going to be owning said 'mystery' yard!