Just for fun HHO's ideal yard made up of HHO's

Anyone with a manic sense of humour but who wouldn't spend all day doubled over laughing at my pathetic riding skills... And who doesn't mind the fact that I can only just about remember my rugrats' names on a good day... "You", "Thing" and "Wotsit" is normally the order of the day... :D

Auslander said:
Long story! It's an extremely effective training technique - if people can work through the giggling!
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Something along the lines of "look forward"? :)
 
black_horse said:
I wanna be on your yard...then i can post about some crazy cat lady playing horse skittles and starving her ponies!
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:D:D

Crazy cat lady! :eek::p

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Horse skittles :rolleyes:;) Not my fault, they keep on falling down :o

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BH, you'd hate it, I only have a dirt arena! :(

Ah, there you are :D Fodder for the HHO cannon "My YO refuses to pay $80,000 to have a heated arena installed for me ... should I move yards?"
 
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Love this thread. :)
Thankyou to all those who said they would want me on the yard :o but i'm not shore you'd all realy want the horrid one. He's high maintanance and will need a field all to himself that only his mummy will be aloud to enter ;) :p He chews all fencing, paces up and down and will try to kill ANYTHING that gets in his field (good for keeping rabbits out, not so good if your dog wanders in or even your child :eek: )
Actualy can I put him on monkeybum13's yard then when she changes the locks he'll be her problem ;) :p :D (only kidding I love him realy :) )
 
Tamba said:
me, too, I have been left out in the cold,... erm, maybe we should do the scottish boxes at the far bottom, near the doors, as us and our horses are well adjusted to the cold !!!
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Good point, Leave the soft southerners inside, and we can chill our wine outside (with our hosepipe)
 
I just read your other post. Lucky c0w!!

Can I have your 50 rugs when you go to Oz? He he he he

We will crack open the bubbly to celebrate your move!
 
hey guys!!! (Guido, tampa, paddymonty, hippona, suziq, hovis n sids mum!!!!!!!!)

You're welcome to share my barefoot taliban yard!!! It's a bit lonely on my own... and I'm sure I stretch to sharing my beloved sherry with you all - even Hovis!!!! Cheese n biscuits on tap!
 
Maybe H&H could branch into TV ? instead of wife swap 'Yard swap'. You could swap unshod with shod. Natural with unnatural. Carrot sticks with crops. Draw reins with no draw reins. Matchy matchy with down right gotty etc etc.

I'm still laughing at that cat picture 7 hrs later :)
 
O gosh. I post too much don't I? I'm on far too many lists :o It's because you all feel sorry for me with my crapped out horses isn't it? Useless mangy beasts. And no JFTD, I haven't shot them yet. Not quite!

I love you all, I couldn't pick and want you to all come but these are my must haves (anyone who's said me already, you're included by default and are coming whether you like it or not!) Carefreegirl, I think a yard of knackered TBs is a great idea. There must be plenty of others to join our two I'm sure!

MrsM and Slinks for their amazing hot chocolate
Vallin to take the photos
Puppy because she is just generally ace and Be is so gorgeous I could look at her all day!
Suziq77 because her grey is also be-a-utiful. And she creases me up!
BB222- we all need a bit of Beauty in our lives
Pippipony- as I have it on good authority she makes amazing chocolates

dafthoss and rhino, just because I like them :D

And then for practicalities sake


AmyMay
JM (if she's here under another username, or even if she isn't!)
Brighteyes
Shils

I may not always agree with them but I know that they wouldn't let me do anything too stupid!

There will be zillions of others I have missed, don't be offended. I am at work and trying to hide what I'm doing! :D
 
JFTD said:
Yes. Pick one and bring it along :)


btw, FionaM12 should come join us too, 'cos she's lovely :)
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The Fuzzy Furry said:
I'll have the 10/12 stable block at the back with:

Claire & Nadia
Jesstickle
JTFD
Janet George
Wagtail
Old Mare
Richard Rider
FionaM12
Paddy Irish
Amy May

Cheers :D

TFF off to get a truck load of beers, vino, chocolate, gamgee, bandages and cushions :D
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:o Awww thank you for including Mollie and me. :o:)

There are loads of people here I'd include, but I'd only forget someone and then feel guilty if I tried to make a list. :p

The first yard I worked at was a riding school with a licensed bar. Could we have one of those please? :D;)
 
Bloody typical, the only yard that wants me only wants me so they can hack my horses head off her shoulders :(

Im going to set up my own, better yard, with wine on tap and lots of carrot sticks :mad:
 
Well, mine's going to have sherry AND wine on tap... PLUS carrot sticks, banana sticks, celery sticks and a sherbet flavoured mineral dip!!!

PLUS... BBQ ranch style every night, spanish grooms who look like Antonio Banderas to tack up your hossy's for you....

Fiesta's every Saturday with a massive paella on the go, sangria and a spanish band with flamenco dancers...

It never rains, but there's no hosepipe bans!

Who's in???
 
tallyho! said:
Well, mine's going to have sherry AND wine on tap... PLUS carrot sticks, banana sticks, celery sticks and a sherbet flavoured mineral dip!!!

PLUS... BBQ ranch style every night, spanish grooms who look like Antonio Banderas to tack up your hossy's for you....

Fiesta's every Saturday with a massive paella on the go, sangria and a spanish band with flamenco dancers...

It never rains, but there's no hosepipe bans!

Who's in???
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Can i pretty please come to your yard. I dont care home much it is, because im not going to pay but claim squatters rights on antionio banderas :D
 
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