Like a virgin

Whoop Whoop :D:D

So pleased for you, you deserve it, and how brilliant to have hit it off so quickly with the new boy :)

He is very easy!

Nothing to add that has not been said by previous posters but a huge well done and brilliantly funny report.
Bit of stressage over the winter and the job is sorted ��

Thanks! No! Traumatised. Not doing any stressage.

Cant believe you still did a 2* after having such a near miss... well done on not panicking.

And ...you did a 2*. Forget about your self deprecation.. you .. did ... a 2*!!!

Ha, thanks!

Brilliant (report and riding), well done!

Thanks!

Superb! Well done to both you and P(C)arrot. On all counts. I read this out to my husband this morning (a common Sunday occurrence in bed with a coffee and a duvet of Labradors) through tears of laughter. My husband insists that, this time, your husband has absolutely surpassed himself with his repartee and that you must reward him as much as you reward your sugar daddy.

Yikes - is this taking the "riding" analogy a little too far? You mean tie him up in a stable?

Congratulations on your clear.

Quite possibly the best written (for a multitude of reasons) posts on this forum. Brilliantly witty.

Thank you - too kind.

Brilliant report, don't know how you manage everything. I think I might have gone home after the brake incident.

I got 37% dressage once but luckily XC was tough enough we got a rosette.

That's impressive.

Just fantastic.. as other posters have already stated - your report, as always is brilliant and WOW just WOW...........................many congratulations on completing a 2*!!!
what a way to end the season. you deserve a rest ;-))

Thanks - the horse did most of the work, I didn't really do anything!
 
love it HTT yet again super report and a pretty super result if you ask me!

Winter to practise dancing and you will be fine!
 
Omg reading the part about the trailer made me feel sick, it terrifies me anything going wrong - what a stressful start to the day :(

Also I have worked out what's going wrong with the dressage, every time we have been to bd together you have won and done amazing, so I think you just need me as competition to up your game ;)

Massive well done for the xc, very brave to get around a course of that size!
 
Omg reading the part about the trailer made me feel sick, it terrifies me anything going wrong - what a stressful start to the day :(

Also I have worked out what's going wrong with the dressage, every time we have been to bd together you have won and done amazing, so I think you just need me as competition to up your game ;)

Massive well done for the xc, very brave to get around a course of that size!

I do need you!!!! Come eventing!!!

Congratulations on completing your first ** :)

Thanks!

One of,your best reports yet, great read, well,done.

Thank you!

Congratulations on the 2* that was utterly hilarious, trailer incident almost too vivid please write a book!

It was rather awful.

Brilliant report well done.

Thank you!
 
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