Major pathetic yard conflict

But a lot of rows start over something really small. I loved this thread...very witty puns...! Agree shouldn't have gone onto such a description of Barbara but hey, when I manage to always behave perfectly I will let you all know and then expect the same!
 
FionaM12 said:
True. We can never be sure anything is "real" on t'internet. :)
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I agree, Im not convinced at all but Im not sure of which bit Im not convinced about... its between this being a wind up , or do I believe Barbara has really read this thread and its now all happy families at the yard :p
 
Some people seriously need to get a life, loosing it over toilet roll please, cant you just take it in turns to buy or heaven forbid drip dry, that is the most pathetic thing I have heard in a while.
 
mhorses said:
This may sound ridiculous to some people but my livery yard has had the mother of all arguements over loo roll. Our little loo at the yard has a sign at the door please bring your Own loo roll as it is a DIY yard beside a farm an there is no assigned ym just the farmer. So anyway A girl called Barbara bring baby wipes with her to the yard and she left them in the toilet a month ago by accident and Katy went in an hour or so later and used some wipes and brought the rest to spruce her horse up before a show that afternoon. Babara realised when she got back and saw the empty Packet of wipes on the floor outside Katy's stable. She was furious and bitched to me and others for days about it and even went as far to calling her a thief!
Anyway a month has passed and Barbara has stopped bringing baby wipes and now brings "andrex extra soft shell" or something and locks it in her tack box as if it is jewlery. She did exactly the same thing and left it in the loo and went back the next afternoon to find it all used!

She has hit the roof! Threatened to get us kicked off the yard even though we dont know who used it. Barbara is cousins with the farmer and can be minipulative. We all live the yard apart from barbara. Any advice! It is so immature.
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Tell babs she shouldnt be putting baby wipes down the bog!
 
Is this thread for real? :D Maybe Barbara suffers from the squits and only the best can keep the sting away? Maybe Katie thought they'd look better on her horse's butt? Oh and by the way, are these real names or fake? :p:D
 
ok..I have the solution to end all solutions!

Take a leaf from securicors book..what do they do to ensure cases of money can be less stealable? the make them explode coloured dye everywhere. SIMPLES!!! You need to dye the loo roll and so who ever has used it will have a blue *ss!:D

On the other hand I think you should all consider yourselves lucky...I recently had a text alert from horse watch to say that some porta loos had been stolen.. and that evidence showed that they had proceeded , full, in a particular direction! Imagine if you all buy loo roll/wipes & get there & someone has stolen the loo!!!:D
 
M was frustrated by a lavatory saga,
Whilst Barbs warmed her wet wipes at home by the Aga,
The farmer sighed and got ready to plunge, Katy's horse looked a state like a turd on the lunge,
Quietly she tiptoes and deftly she swipes, and discards the packet of Babs's wet wipes,
Beware and be cautious your words will be found, when you tell on your neighbours there'll be trouble abound,
But Barb was a good sport not soured by the caper, friendship was saved by superior paper...
 
FionaM12 said:
That's what I was thinking. :D We wee in stables. :o Our own horses' stables, of course. We have some class. :D



I do agree it's pretty outragious to nick someone's wipes from the loo and use them all on your horse, then dump the empty pack outside the stable! :mad: She should replace them, and apologize.
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Lol only read up to here but it reminded me of when I worked at an eventing yard, and I caught a new groom (male) peeing in one of the stables I muck out...it was OPPOSITE the toilet! I was furious!

Same guy also hid the only knife and fork from the kitchen (yard cutlery, not his) as he said it was the only way he could ensure he had clean stuff. Infurtiating considering the other 2 grooms, including myself ALWAYS washed up after ourselves.
 
Capriole said:
ok, Barbara needs to stop leaving things in the bathroom if she doesnt want random people using them. If someone has forgotten paper they will use whats there, rightly or wrongly.

Katie needs to buy her own wet wipes if she wants to clean up her horse. And to stop leaving litter on the floor outside stables.
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This!

Plus, if B keeps using baby wipes as toilet paper you guys wont have a useable toilet for much longer! It'll get blocked and then ANOTHER arguement will ensue.
 
Something I've learned at work is that nothing is safe unless I make the effort to lock it away. I've had a newspaper and a plate completely disappear even though they had only appeared the same day in the morning. Yes I moaned about it but I just carried on.
 
What we do as in the same situation is that every one brings their own. I just keep a loo roll in the boot of my car. Trouble is if you leave things in the loo people will use them, so as said already get together and buy a bulk amount of rolls, which should stop Bogrollgate.
 
Wow ... Barbara needs to get a life. I'm kinda feeling sorry for her, she must be pretty hard up if she's struggling to afford to replace used baby wipes/loo roll ....
 
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