xxMozlarxx
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Mwuahahahahahah @ Fellewell...really did LOL, dogs looking at me ..Epic!!
Mwuahahahahahah @ Fellewell...really did LOL, dogs looking at me ..Epic!!
Do I win in the loo stakes? We have four Loos. Two for men and two for women with loo roll, soap and a hand dryer! We even have bleach, loo blues, sanitary bins and wait for it.......
A toilet brush!!!!!
All provided by the yard.
So do I win?
I can also beat the pinching loo roll. Some of our liveries recently moved yars
Did not think this thread would cause so much intrest.
Barbara is now famous!
Somebody said they wanted to know more about Barbara well, she is in her late 50's, has bleached blonde hair, over weight, dresses very mumsy (i.e. joules sweatshirts with a pull in tie round the waist), her over-the-top nail art and accent suggest that she is originally from essex, she drives a white fiat punto and owns a cob called Trooper! and loves loo roll!
This is a warning to anybody who posts personal info about somebody on this. Barbara did read what I wrote on this forum this afternoon. Awkwardly bumped into her in the yard and had a bit of a sheepish conversation we both agreed we had been over the top! Barbara about toilet roll and me calling her over the top and overweight etc. however we soon had a fit of giggles when I left a 48 andrex super soft aloe Vera pack with a bar of galaxy chocolate at tea time.
And scoffed it over our flasks of tea!
We both apologised and I would now like to say
Hello Barbara welcome to h&h forums If you are reading this i am glad we are on good terms now!
Millie x
All yard conflicts are the same, they're both Major, and Pathetic.
Alec.
This is a warning to anybody who posts personal info about somebody on this. Barbara did read what I wrote on this forum this afternoon. Awkwardly bumped into her in the yard and had a bit of a sheepish conversation we both agreed we had been over the top! Barbara about toilet roll and me calling her over the top and overweight etc. however we soon had a fit of giggles when I left a 48 andrex super soft aloe Vera pack with a bar of galaxy chocolate at tea time.
And scoffed it over our flasks of tea!
We both apologised and I would now like to say
Hello Barbara welcome to h&h forums If you are reading this i am glad we are on good terms now!
Millie x
I really can't be arsed to read through all of the posts, and this point may very well have already been covered, BUT;
All yard conflicts are the same, they're both Major, and Pathetic.
Alec.
Oh dear, what can the matter be?
Poor old Babs can't go to the lavatory,
Her wipes have been used by a county show wannabe
To flatten his fly away hair.
The farmer decides he must put in a portaloo
Everyone knows that is all yards will ever do
Contortionists struggle to use these to have a poo
Unless they are terribly thin,
Reaching behind is a definite chore
You have to lean forward and open the door.
This will make liveries feel insecure,
Exposure is not what they want
(after all we're not foreign)
So when you're bemoaning the loss of your baggage
Summon a smile and remember this adage
Does a discarded item stay just where it should?
Or do bogroll-less liveries poop in the wood?
Possibly the funniest thing I have read on here ever, and that is saying a lot! Fellewell I do hope we are friends on Facebook, but I fear not as your username on here is not familiar. Your wit is exceptional!
Barbara is an incredibly good sport to take it like that. mhorses you're lucky it didn't start a long-running feud! I do hope you've learnt a lesson and realise how lucky you are it's worked out okay.
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