Male Issues

[Tiddlypom]

OP, I will not be replying directly to your PM .

I do not know which size of underwear to suggest that you try, although Equetech do take returns. I did not open the link to the alternative style that you suggest.

That's me done.

Watch out, folks.

 

[GarethCollins]

No worries - pinkvboots has been v helpful - thanks though

 

[Birker2020]

Hi Red - It’s not appropriate to go into details here. Let’s just say that conventional men’s underwear options are not suitable for me. We’re all different and clothes are generally designed for the ‘average joe’

You have got to be joking

The mind boggles

 

[[153312]]

This is either a wind up or a creep

 

[Birker2020]

This is either a wind up or a creep

I second that.

 

[GarethCollins]

OK….. think I get the collective message.

I’m not on a wind-up and certainly not a creep, but anyway, as I say, message received

 

[The Xmas Furry]

OP, I will not be replying directly to your PM .

I do not know which size of underwear to suggest that you try, although Equetech do take returns. I did not open the link to the alternative style that you suggest.

That's me done.

Watch out, folks.

Hope you have reported to TFC

 

[Mosesrules]

I found equitec like wearing a nappy and rather warm around the nether region. Decent pair of briefs does the trick but NOT boxers!

 

[cobgoblin]

You could always try a dance belt, as used by male ballet dancers..
https://www.google.com/search?q=dan...ient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#imgrc=VrqcA36lUEzlUM

 

[ycbm]

OP, I will not be replying directly to your PM .

I won't be replying to any more pictures of lacy high waist controller ladies pants either.

 

[ponynutz]

Very entertaining thread.
OP if you're genuine hope you find something to solve the ... er... problem.

 

[poiuytrewq]

Hi Red - It’s not appropriate to go into details here. Let’s just say that conventional men’s underwear options are not suitable for me. We’re all different and clothes are generally designed for the ‘average joe’

I just hyperventilated a little bit.

 

[Orangehorse]

Remember that in the history of the world, mostly men rode horses, so there is obviously a solution. Army saddles tend to put the rider at the rear of the saddle with the legs a bit forward.

 

[Keith_Beef]

I had some discomfort when I started riding, a few years ago, and was considering wearing a cricketer's box. But as my seat improved the discomfort went away. Either that, or my nuts got harder.

If you want to try a box, get proper cricketer's underwear to hold it.

 

[GarethCollins]

At the risk of being derided, the granny knickers have arrived, and much to my surprise, i can understand how they might work ?

 

[GarethCollins]

They’re actually more comfortable than my regular underwear which is a little disconcerting

 

[adamntitch]

its nothing to do with your size its to do with your postion in the saddle

 

[Lois Lame]

... men buy women's clothes and period stuff for themselves or their partners these days...

Oh I must tell you how I once needed some tampons and asked my male friend at the time to buy me some. He was a fair bit older than I, and not keen at all.

Anyhow, he went (after much coaxing) (and some threatening) and decided a chemist was the place to go. He waited for the male chemist to be free but finally had to settle on a female assistant instead - a woman.

He was so flustered he said the wrong thing: "Oh, I'd like a toothbrush... and some floss... and I need also a packet of condoms. Carefree brand. Mini size."

So the assistant is searching for mini-sized condoms. Drat, there aren't any. Not in any brand at all. But still she continues her search, high and low. And with the straightest of faces.

After a while my friend realised his error. "OH! Did I say... I meant to say tampons!"

 

[Lois Lame]

Hmm. Anyhow, I will assume all is okay unless I get some strange pictures sent to me. Benefit of the doubt and all that.

 

[Red-1]

I just hyperventilated a little bit.

Well I was glad not to get any PM, but wondered what I had done to be left out? ?

 

[GarethCollins]

I messaged 3 members with follow up questions after the offered advice on Wednesday. Unfortunately I misjudged the etiquette of the site. I was surprised by the collective reaction to be honest.

 

[ycbm]

I messaged 3 members with follow up questions after the offered advice on Wednesday. Unfortunately I misjudged the etiquette of the site. I was surprised by the collective reaction to be honest.

Oh come on Gareth, you were sent a pointer to some pain simple M&S granny knickers by another poster. You PMd me to ask if they were OK and I said yes, and then you PMd me a pointer to this picture to ask if I thought these would be OK




And you expect me to believe that's innocent, especially after trying to tell us your tackle is so huge it won't fit in normal men's underpants?

?
.

 

[cauda equina]

Ooh, smart pants!
But why do they put them on a model who obviously has no need of tummy control?

 

[GarethCollins]

I was trying to find a higher waistband that the m and s version, but anyway…..

 

[ycbm]

I was trying to find a higher waistband that the m and s version, but anyway…..

But if you can't fit in men's pants how the heck are you going to get your tackle into those? My eyes are watering at the thought.

You're also the first man I've ever known who went looking for high waistbands on any clothing.
.

 

[GarethCollins]

Well, I wouldn’t have gone for the size 10s. They came in xxxl too. They were the highest waistline I could see based on some google searching under ‘high waist brief’. I thought I would have been derided putting that pic on the public forum!
I guess it’s there now….

 

[GarethCollins]

But if you can't fit in men's pants how the heck are you going to get your tackle into those? My eyes are watering at the thought.

You're also the first man I've ever known who went looking for high waistbands on any clothing.
.

The advice was to make space for everything to go up and out of the way, hence the importance of the high waistband.

 

[ycbm]

The advice was to make space for everything to go up and out of the way, hence the importance of the high waistband.

Just how big do you expect us to believe it is, Gareth? It's going to pop out the top of full size M&S granny knickers?

?????

 

[GarethCollins]

Just how big do you expect us to believe it is, Gareth? It's going to pop out the top of full size M&S granny knickers?

?????

With respect, I don’t think you can really understand the issue unless have had a partner in the same predicament. Anyway…I don’t really want to be arguing on a lovely Saturday morning

 

[Andie02]

Just how big do you expect us to believe it is, Gareth? It's going to pop out the top of full size M&S granny knickers?

?????

pmsl nearly spat my coffee out