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GarethCollins

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Gareth I’m fascinated to learn what equestrian discipline you ride.

do you have any pictures of your horse to share with us? That’s usually how folk introduce themselves to the forum.
I’ve started off English, but thinking that I may be more suited to western.
 

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No poor woman on minimum wage in marks should be subjected to helping this man try on knickers, please don’t give him ideas..(!)

Obviously a genuine man in need of specialist assistance in purchasing underwear, as opposed to say a fetishist out to inflict himself on randomers, would only ever employ a personal shopper who was comfortable with such matters. Also, personal shoppers aren't employed by any particular shop - they're people whose entire job is literally to go out and buy things for others. You appear to have them mixed up with sales assistants.
 

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Wondering if it's time that FAT locked this thread. An interrogation won't achieve much but the possible feeding of trolls.

GC - you said you'd already had a few lessons. If you're sincere about wanting to learn to ride, you'll surely have plenty of questions on the different disciplines and horses generally, which can all be addressed in the New Riders subforum.
 

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I’ve started off English, but thinking that I may be more suited to western.
I think you are probably a troll however if not, and in the hope of helping you, why not try taking a lesson at the link below.
This is owned by a male so you will have the chance to get help with your problem from a male perspective. Western saddles are more "open" than English ones. Generations of cowboys have apparently had no problems and you may get to like Western riding.

Book that now and come back in a couple of weeks and show us pics and tell us how you got on.


https://sovereignquarterhorses.com/western-riding-lessons/


ETA, as a female I am not over impressed with the size of your appendage nor your wish to find suitable clothing to contain it. I have a stallion. Makes your (well endowed, or even extremely well endowed) problem pale into insignificance. ;)
 

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Gareth, I'll repeat my advice, if you want us to believe you're genuine, start posting about horses or even about Ukraine. If you want to leave this debacle right behind you and never be linked to it in future, join again with another login. You'll be made very welcome, we could do with more men on the forum.
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Oh yes and a photo of yourself.

Fully clothed....
 

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Obviously a genuine man in need of specialist assistance in purchasing underwear, as opposed to say a fetishist out to inflict himself on randomers, would only ever employ a personal shopper who was comfortable with such matters. Also, personal shoppers aren't employed by any particular shop - they're people whose entire job is literally to go out and buy things for others. You appear to have them mixed up with sales assistants.

I can't remember what department store it was, Debenams possibly, but I knew someone who worked there many years ago and they used to do a late night opening for men who wanted to buy womens clothing, was called cross dressing back them - maybe our man could see if something lik that still exists - although in this day and age anything goes and no one would bat an eyelid!!
 

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I’m not a cross-dresser - just wearing size m & s knickers that are remarkably comfortable. That’s as far as my cross-dressing goes. Sorry - haven’t been able to keep up with the messages as at work. Also, started to receive PM’s today from people posting on this thread, possibly trying to catch me out and repost private conversations….
 

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Oh look, they are now getting PMs from people :rolleyes: I thought it would take longer before that was said :cool:

Just an FYI, reposting of PMs is against the rules and will get you banned.
 

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Obviously you are happy to partake in this sexual fantasy of the OP....
Looking at your previous threads its not a total suprise , please bare in mind that not all posters are of your mind set...
It's a shame a lot of people would get a lot further if they did have my mind set and not take things so seriously.
 

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Obviously you are happy to partake in this sexual fantasy of the OP....
Looking at your previous threads its not a total suprise , please bare in mind that not all posters are of your mind set...


Posters who are not of her mindset have no need to open the thread more than once.

This thread is now a deweaponised bit of fun, I see no need for anyone to be telling others they shouldn't post on it.
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Don’t take any notice of what these English prudes said to heart.
I’m from Australia and didn’t see a problem with anything you have posted or PMed.

It is a UK based forum, as the poster appears to be also, Cobber ?
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