Mean nicknames for your horse

My horse is called 'freak' or 'b*tch' more often than her actual name. She's also referred to as 'mule' when I'm trying to get her to move her fat ass anywhere which is not towards food.
 
I mostly just call mine sausage, as I reckon you could get a few off him. He doesn't respond to his real name unless you're angry and shout or growl it at him, so calling him sausage when he's good hardly makes a difference! Though when he's naughty out riding, god knows what I call him when plummeting back down from orbit!
The skinny old one is usually donkey, g*tface or trouble.
We all love our horses, eh?! ;)
 
Gelding is affectionately known as 'Fathead'. He has an enormous head and can be a bit thick, even though he's firmly convinced he's smarter than the average bear.

Share mare, Lady, is referred to as 'Her Lazyship'

And the mini is currently 'You biting little sh**'
 
My white pony more often than not lives up to '*****head' cos that's what colour he usually is and my coloured mare is called Bee....sometimes Bee..itch if she's being one or Big Ears 'cos she has! :)
 
Inky Dinky Pinky Winky has another name it seems - over heard OH calling him Silly B8LL8X several times today.
 
Well poor Fatty is actually After Dark .
H my new ID is called Steven after the Steven of Ireland figure in brave heart .
Tatts is knobhead ( sorry ) or BSC (bat **** crazy ) don't know why my groom called him it and it stuck .
J is utb ( useless TB ) or child .
 
Pie is also known as old git. This is because he has a whole range of sour grumpy faces he pulls in his stable - but he doesn't mean anything by it nowadays. It's left over from his younger days when he used to bite defensively. He hasn't bitten in many many years but still likes to grump.
 
My daughter calls my hairy native Frou frou, just because it's so ridiculous (imagine the ballet dancing hippo's from fantasia and it sums up what my native's like!) Unfortunately it's stuck and she just gets Frou for short. :/
 
grouch
big 'ead - in her case it is true, 15hh full size everything on her face
big @rse
tart
lump
or tonight from my cousin I got 'do you want me to put 'bucket face' out?' that one made me smile
 
Finn promptly became Findus whenever he misbehaved after the horsemeat scandal.

Merlin is quite often told he's a big yellow donkey - today I managed to take a picture that actually proved it!

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Spot On said:
Just wondering if anyone else has mean nicknames for there horse like marble used to be a bit fat so he was nicknamed fatty at my livery yard. And sadly now marble will only come if you call him fatty :P
does anyone else have similar names
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Mine gets called Stinky, Stinker, Stinky-face, The Beast, Disgusting Animal and It. If I'm really mad then swear words.

I have no nice nicknames for him at all. However I do sometimes say the mean ones in a cooing voice.
 
Well my mare is Luna, which I happen to think is a lovely name...however, I called her Luna because my OH at the time, when she was born and a bit nuts, her favourite game being wall of death round her mum whilst she was grazing, said "she's crazy! You should call her Luna short for lunatic!" - so Luna it was :)

I most often call her Looney too - poor girl!
 
Normally Miloh is referred to as Monster, or Monkey. Nothing particularly mean apart from the odd weight remark...although on today's solo venture when he had a complete meltdown over a molehill, Pedigree Chum did spring to mind!
 
I used to ride out with a friend and our horses were invariably naughty so we often came back calling them "Pedigree Chum" and "PrittStick". Always had great fun with them, sadly neither of them are with us now, still missed every day.

I call my boy Georgie-Porgie Pudding & Pie :)
 
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