Most embarrassing thing your dog did whilst out for a walk?

My mum was walking her quite well behaved Dalmation along a farm track / footpath beside a very niced crop of hay. The Dally shot off and vanished into the hay then two nude people lept up looking rather pink! Mum kept walking having called Dally back... it was a lunchtime about 6 miles from the nearest town...
 
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I am PMSL at these stories - one or two have even bought tears to my eyes:D:D:D

Spudlet - I witnessed the nudist picnic incident - definitely one of the funniest things EVER:D:D:D end of......:D

I am sure my aging brain is failing as I can't think of anything particularly embarrassing that my two have done - either that or I now regard such behaviour as normal.....:):D:D:D
 
I was walking my dogs in the New Forest one hot day. It was really to hot to walk them but they had been in the car for quite a while and a short run was not going to do them any harm.

I marched on whilst the dogs were hunting through the heather. All of a sudden I heard my young GSD barking. It was one of those barks that started as 'if you come any nearer I will run away' to 'Hey, come see what I've found'
The other dogs were soon all running to her so I went to investigate thinking that perhaps it was a mare foaling or even a dead pony.

No, it wasn't. There in a dip in the ground were a man and a woman, both must have weighed over 25 stone and both were naked.

I thought the fact that they were bright red was due to embarrassment but realised it was sunburn.

The dogs had stopped barking and were standing by me. We were all in a state of shock as this pair rolled over onto their bellies and proceeded to get up. I thought it was a double moon as they clambered to their feet and started to clothe themselves.

I managed to get the dogs to heel and went back the way I had come hardly able to walk for laughing.

I now know that when the GSD barks as she was it means 'Beached whale!'

Cannot say I was embarrassed as much as they were.
 
Spudlet I can trump at least one of Henry's picnic incidents...En route to a pt2pt one day and stopped off at a farmers market to get some rolls and stuff for lunch. Boot's peed on a basket of bread at the bread stand and then helped himself to €40 worth of Monkfish at the fresh fish stand. While I apologised profusely and paid he proceeded to gulp down as much raw fish as possible. All was good until we got to the point to point, went to put a bet on, Boots went behind the bookie's stand and puked raw fish into the petty cash bag!!!
 
amage said:
Spudlet I can trump at least one of Henry's picnic incidents...En route to a pt2pt one day and stopped off at a farmers market to get some rolls and stuff for lunch. Boot's peed on a basket of bread at the bread stand and then helped himself to €40 worth of Monkfish at the fresh fish stand. While I apologised profusely and paid he proceeded to gulp down as much raw fish as possible. All was good until we got to the point to point, went to put a bet on, Boots went behind the bookie's stand and puked raw fish into the petty cash bag!!!
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OMG!! That's bloody hilarious!
 
This didn't happen on a walk but in the apparent comfort of my own home.

Many years ago, when i had my first samoyed, I also used to have hamsters (never sure why), and when they died I would bury them in the garden, behind the shed. It was a area the dog couldn't get to (can you guess where this is going???).

Well, one sunny day, my MIL at the time, popped in for coffee. She wasn't animally at all, and hated the fluff that samoyeds and long haired cats generated - hey ho, she was so welcome - NOT!

As it was hot, I left the back door open while we chatted. Suddenly in ran one happy sammy with a gift for MIL. On her lap, he dropped a lump of mud! Time stopped as I slowly realised that it was Honey the hamster, bought back from the grave by grinning puppy.

Honey had been safe in the ground behind the shed for two weeks, and was mainly fluff and um.....stuff. But the mutley was chuffed and very proud of his gift, and as MIL left, I was also quite proud of his gift - if a tad embarrassed!
 
Took puppy to an event and was standing outside ring with puppy on a lead. Very posh woman approached, puppy rolled onto back and posh woman bent down, only to have puppy projectile pee all over her arm, hand and front... I have never been so embarassed!
 
Took puppy to an event and was standing outside ring with puppy on a lead. Very posh woman approached, puppy rolled onto back and posh woman bent down, only to have puppy projectile pee all over her arm, hand and front... I have never been so embarassed!

^^^ Tys does this to people/dogs almost daily.. you get used to it :o
 
Having my staffy x lab with a "cling on" hanging out of his bottom, me using a dock leaf to pull it out and my thumb going through the leaf, leaving me with poo on me, then getting back to the car and forgetting about it and smearing it all round my Mum's camper steering wheel as I drove home.

Having my JRT pee up a woman's long skirt in our local park as she stopped to chat, she didn't realise and I never owned up when I met her again.

Beeing pee'd on by a puppy who we had met with owners, then my JRT terrier pee'd up my other leg to match things up, being very annoyed with my JRT thought I'd teach him a lesson further on in the woods and as I needed to go I peed on him only to look up to gasps of horror as a woman and her young daughter had walked round the corner right infront of me.
I didn't go to those woods for ages after that.
 
Only had my rescue dog for 3 months, she hasn't embarassed me yet! But reading these has been hilarious, have laughed out loud, can't wait to see what my lovely girlie will get up to
 
Oh no Amage!:eek::D:D:D

Slinky, I just thought - I think the one where the lady fell flat on her face running to save her picnic from Henry was actually slightly more shameful than the nudists (yep, all on the same walk...):eek:
 
These are hilarious!! Anyway my story isn't as bad as some of the ones already mentioned here but my dog (a big leonberger) became interested in a policemans behind, so felt it was okay to walk over and stick his nose there! i scarpered from the field quite quickly :D :D
 
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Beeing pee'd on by a puppy who we had met with owners, then my JRT terrier pee'd up my other leg to match things up, being very annoyed with my JRT thought I'd teach him a lesson further on in the woods and as I needed to go I peed on him only to look up to gasps of horror as a woman and her young daughter had walked round the corner right infront of me.
I didn't go to those woods for ages after that.
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Seriously? That has to be a joke surely?!?
 
Oh let me see.... how about the time my staffy bitch spotted rowers on the Thames so decided to join them - then couldn't get out of the Thames. Cue me flagging down the tallest man I could see who then held his girlfriends ankles while I sat on HIS legs.. and they winched my staffie up out of the water.

Or another time (previous staffie bitch was a tad man obsessed..) when she decided to join a lovely group of men. Dressed in White Flannels. Playing Cricket. and proceeded to run around them with the cricket ball ignoring my frantic cries and thinking that all the men chasing her wanted to play!

Or walking another pair of staffies we had ages ago - out running up holmbury hill in the snow, looked really sweet ( 2 dark brown brindles) when they suddenly both disappeared - they had both fallen into a ditch full of snow. Cue a LOT of people to extract 2 very cross dogs!

Oh and peeing up someones leg? my brothers staffie did that to the brother of a very good friend of mine. Man in question was cooking on the BBQ and was a stout man. Poo (staffie boy) was sniffing around, and then proceeded to cock his leg and wee..
 
Stan has, on several occasions, suddenly disappeared at 100 miles an hour, straight to a canoodling couple to say hello to them. Unfortunately Stan's greetings always involve licking faces and weeing himself. Bit of a moment killer really.

He is also very adept at stealing food from the hands of small children before anybody realises what he's done.

Can I add a cat one? My cat is horrendously embarrasing and also does the most inappropriate thing in any given situation. We once had a visitor to the house with inly one arm. He was wearing a coat, with two sleeves, so one with an arm in, one without an arm. Cat enters room, pauses, then walks straight up to empty sleeve and sticks her head up it, apparently looking for his arm. She was quite persistent - I was mortified! She is also renowned for licking any part of a person that might be sticking out from under the duvet, as OH's friends have found out to their cost when they've stayed over after a night out....
 
My friend's dog came to the front door to greet her and her Mother one day as they came back from a shopping trip. Normal you would think but the dog had my friend's vibrator in her mouth and then proceeded to run round the front garden with it for all to see wagging her tail with my friend frantically trying to catch her.
 
First trip to the beach where he became manically over-excited, refused to be caught, then targeted the only dog-phobic child on the said vast beach as deserving that special full on greeting with extra sandy paws

I did not love him as much that day.

Alternatively, the most surprising thing we met out walking was the group of ramblers who clearly saw us and yet one lady decided to hang back on the pathway and present us with her quite large bottom doing a very large widdle- I had to cover his eyes!
 
Oh if you are going to add embarrasing cat stories I HAVE to share this one. In the Time Before Dogs I had 2 cats. OH was asleep on a Sunday but had had a "silence of the lambs" moment - you know, when everything is neatly tucked in..

Cue cat walking around the bed, spots oddity

and walloped it.

Oh well, got OH out of bed but I am afraid that there is not one sentence he came out with, that would now bear repeating... !!
 
When I was a child I remember my sister's dog cocking his leg and peeing down my Godfathers trousers as he stood talking to my father!:eek:

Fortunately the trousers were flaired at the bottom, so he didn't seem to notice.................or if he did he never said a word.
 
My late sister in law had a young boxer, who had eaten some fairly long grass. She took him out for night time walk when he did a poop but didn't lose the grass!! Then he proceeded to revolve at top speed on the end of the lead and scream very loudly. This woke most of the neighbours. He sounded as if he'd been badly injured.
We had a rescue dog Boxer x greyhound!! Weird cross but she was pretty. One of the goldfish died and the kids buried it inthe garden and two weeks later, she walks in with a lump of something in her mouth. When I look closer, it was a decomposed goldfish, no eyes and not much of anything else either.
 
While my dad was out walking my dog he stopped to talk to a guy standing at the bus stop.

They were chatting away and the guys rucksack was sat on the ground and Bailey decided to pee on it.

My dad saw it but the man didn't and he didn't bother to say anything as the man lifted up the bag, swung it over the shoulders and went off to work - oops!
 
Teal some how poo'ed on some kids coat that was left on the floor at a picnic area yesterday!!! Still can't believe it.

Hes got a really annoying habit of being so excited that he wont stop to poo he just keeps going. Anyway he legged it accross this field (after something) and must have run over this coat on the floor............bad bad times. SO glad it wasnt a sloppy joe lol.
 
Out for a lovely walk with hubbie,two collies (well behaved) and blond Labrador,when said Lab spotted a picnic party 200 metres away and made a bolt for it.By the time we caught up with her she was running around the picnic blanket looking for tasty morsels as the surpised picnicers looked on.Lab grabs the chocolate cake and makes a hasty retreat,making sure we could not get within catching distance.After many apologies,and telling the picnic party that the two Collies would never stoop to such behaviour,the picnicers said the Labs antics had made their girlfriends laugh so much it made their day.Fortunatley we were reprieved on that occassion.I am sorry to say that the Lab is now almost 4 but showing no signs of changing her ways.I can only say thank God for the Collies.I still cannot think what made me get a Lab in the first place,after years of Collie owning.
 
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