Most ridiculous horse names you've come across....??

I know a Brian! and a horse that was known as Tank (poor boy, he was an ardennes type, real name was Pernod. Much nicer.) Saying that people think my horses name (handy) is rather strange, but I like it!

Went riding on holiday once, and there was a grey pony called stinky! Poor thing.
 
Well individually they are fine but I have Bluey, Billy, Bonnie, Ollie and Pascoe (Pea for short). It's an epic tongue twister that I still haven't mastered.
 
Been around for years so met a few.....
pally mare called "girl" cause its owner never got round to naming it, and it was always good girl

One a competition name "in the nude"

DJ Don Juan

Dizzy.....cause when stressed (a lot of the time) it spun its head in circles

And my favorite.....friends with wicked humor
Two yearlings got together by mistake, both by same sire. Resultant foal was born with a lot of stress, and had to be recussatated by them (they are REALLY experienced) in all stress and tiredness and not dropped penis they thought it a filly, so she was to be Janet ...... a bit later and more awake its a colt....... so hes now Danny the Tranny......
 
Once knew a girl with a Bisto because (her opinion! ) it was thick and brown!!

Also knew a lady who bought youngsters, brought them on and sold them. She thought of them as her happy band, so, over the years she had Fiddle, Drum, Flute, Trumpet, Viola, Cello, Bass, Picolo, Sax and even a Tuba! As well as others. Nice idea though ....
 
As a teenager my aunt had Caveman Billy, followed by Ziggy Stardust. As an adult she had Flex, which he never did. Her daughter has a Gem, which I just hate.
My gran had a lead rain pony called TallyHo, then a new forest called Rufus.
 
Frog lol yes I thought they was joking but no poor horse

We had a 'Frog' on our yard a few years ago.. dark bay TB type... who if I remember rightly windsucked. No idea what happened to him.
Had Lettuce, Tomato, Cabbage and Sprout - polo ponies all owned by the same person.
One of the mares at the stud is Ruff Shod... Know some TB horses have really bizarre names, but that is one of the top oddities!

Also knew a Cornflake, really lovely chestnut mare.
 
Toad. Bunny. Rabbit. (Bunny and Rabbit are what I have heard of from seperate places)
I strangely like the animal names. My dream is to have a horse called Panda - face markings necessary!!!!
 
Broke_But_Happy, Cornflake could have been skewbald, he was sold about four or five years ago from the North west.

ps, For the person wanting to call their horse Panda, I had friends who had a bearded collie called Panda, which was short for Pandamomium (sp?), which I thought was cool and really suited him!
 
I used to know a Mr Dibbles, Semtex, Squelch, Squidge, Dunlop (poor lad often got called welly), Eenie, Meenie, Mynie and Mo (all 4 bought from an auction and couldnt figure out what to call them), Jamtart, Olive, Esmerelda, Wriggle, Freebie, Bogtrotter, Smelly !!! Poor girl.
I think that is about it - that I can remember from my childhood
 
I know a horse called NoName. He didn't have a name, so just became NoName.

My friend has a horse called Chips. His mum was called Fish! They then had another foal and called her Peas... but became Peewee.
 
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