Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
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Thats gross Shil!
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I can be worse...if you'd like me to try?
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Thats gross Shil!
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I can be worse...if you'd like me to try?
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Mysteries of life you want answered
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kildalton
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Well,don't all phone boxes smell of wee ?
chestnut cob
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Nope I didn't get hungry on the way home, no I don't think I picked up any hitch hikers...and it was in the car and ON me....
You're not much good at this "mysteries of life you want answered" business are you
You're not much good at this "mysteries of life you want answered" business are you
Weezy
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Well,don't all phone boxes smell of wee ?
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Yes, but why does that make me want to wee? In fact, it isn't just phone boxes, it is lifts too, small spaces - oh oh oh, and when I go out into the cold, so out of a warm house and go outside, or out of the car and get out and it is cold, my bladder goes all weak on me - odd!
Well,don't all phone boxes smell of wee ?
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Yes, but why does that make me want to wee? In fact, it isn't just phone boxes, it is lifts too, small spaces - oh oh oh, and when I go out into the cold, so out of a warm house and go outside, or out of the car and get out and it is cold, my bladder goes all weak on me - odd!
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
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Nipples and breast tissue have no function as such except for perhaps protecting the heart and lungs from injury.
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LOL, I love that last bit.
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Alrightey, because when we're plummeting to earth/being stabbed in the chest, everyone thinks 'Thank God I have those trusty protective nipples'
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Nipples and breast tissue have no function as such except for perhaps protecting the heart and lungs from injury.
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LOL, I love that last bit.
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Alrightey, because when we're plummeting to earth/being stabbed in the chest, everyone thinks 'Thank God I have those trusty protective nipples'
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dieseldog
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OK this is a serious question. Why do I keep talking about Guinea Pigs in my sleep?
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
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Nope I didn't get hungry on the way home, no I don't think I picked up any hitch hikers...and it was in the car and ON me....
You're not much good at this "mysteries of life you want answered" business are you
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Is it down the back of your sofa? Or under the bed with your other filthy and unwashed clothes? Or could it be that someone has mistaken it for a rag, and wiped up oil with it?
Does your car feel and drive differently?
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Nope I didn't get hungry on the way home, no I don't think I picked up any hitch hikers...and it was in the car and ON me....
You're not much good at this "mysteries of life you want answered" business are you
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Is it down the back of your sofa? Or under the bed with your other filthy and unwashed clothes? Or could it be that someone has mistaken it for a rag, and wiped up oil with it?
Does your car feel and drive differently?
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*hic*
village idiot :D
I have a question of my own!
Why do I always have a mouthful of coffee when I read the funniest threads?
*grumbles off to find screen cleaner*
Why do I always have a mouthful of coffee when I read the funniest threads?
*grumbles off to find screen cleaner*
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
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OK this is a serious question. Why do I keep talking about Guinea Pigs in my sleep?
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How do you know?
The real question is; 'Why is my OH trying to send me mad pretending I talk about guinea pigs in my sleep' and the answer is he's found a much nicer 16 year old.
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OK this is a serious question. Why do I keep talking about Guinea Pigs in my sleep?
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How do you know?
The real question is; 'Why is my OH trying to send me mad pretending I talk about guinea pigs in my sleep' and the answer is he's found a much nicer 16 year old.
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dieseldog
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Well,don't all phone boxes smell of wee ?
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Yes, but why does that make me want to wee? In fact, it isn't just phone boxes, it is lifts too, small spaces - oh oh oh, and when I go out into the cold, so out of a warm house and go outside, or out of the car and get out and it is cold, my bladder goes all weak on me - odd!
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You smell the other wee and think I have to mark my terrioty
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Well,don't all phone boxes smell of wee ?
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Yes, but why does that make me want to wee? In fact, it isn't just phone boxes, it is lifts too, small spaces - oh oh oh, and when I go out into the cold, so out of a warm house and go outside, or out of the car and get out and it is cold, my bladder goes all weak on me - odd!
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You smell the other wee and think I have to mark my terrioty
kildalton
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How do we feed babies then?
bex1984
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The Hoobs are animatronix![ QUOTE ]
they're what?! Does that mean real? I want them to be real...Roma is my idol.
The Hoobs are animatronix![ QUOTE ]
they're what?! Does that mean real? I want them to be real...Roma is my idol.
ChestnutMonty
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'Thank God I have those trusty protective nipples'
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LMAO!!!!
'Thank God I have those trusty protective nipples'
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LMAO!!!!
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
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Well,don't all phone boxes smell of wee ?
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Yes, but why does that make me want to wee? In fact, it isn't just phone boxes, it is lifts too, small spaces - oh oh oh, and when I go out into the cold, so out of a warm house and go outside, or out of the car and get out and it is cold, my bladder goes all weak on me - odd!
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Today's word, children is 'incontinent'. Yes, that's spelled ' I N C O N T I N E N T'. No, Arthur, it's nothing to do with Europe.
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Well,don't all phone boxes smell of wee ?
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Yes, but why does that make me want to wee? In fact, it isn't just phone boxes, it is lifts too, small spaces - oh oh oh, and when I go out into the cold, so out of a warm house and go outside, or out of the car and get out and it is cold, my bladder goes all weak on me - odd!
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Today's word, children is 'incontinent'. Yes, that's spelled ' I N C O N T I N E N T'. No, Arthur, it's nothing to do with Europe.
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dieseldog
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OK this is a serious question. Why do I keep talking about Guinea Pigs in my sleep?
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How do you know?
The real question is; 'Why is my OH trying to send me mad pretending I talk about guinea pigs in my sleep' and the answer is he's found a much nicer 16 year old.
S
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He did ask me to go buy him a new wife at Asda today, one that wasn't so much trouble.
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OK this is a serious question. Why do I keep talking about Guinea Pigs in my sleep?
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How do you know?
The real question is; 'Why is my OH trying to send me mad pretending I talk about guinea pigs in my sleep' and the answer is he's found a much nicer 16 year old.
S
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chestnut cob
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You might be onto something...are you saying my car might have eaten it??
Dieseldog, where have you gone with those funny cigarettes
Dieseldog, where have you gone with those funny cigarettes
kildalton
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Two babies, perhaps?
piebaldsparkle
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Well,don't all phone boxes smell of wee ?
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Yes, but why does that make me want to wee? In fact, it isn't just phone boxes, it is lifts too, small spaces - oh oh oh, and when I go out into the cold, so out of a warm house and go outside, or out of the car and get out and it is cold, my bladder goes all weak on me - odd!
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You smell the other wee and think I have to mark my terrioty
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PMSL...........makes Weezy sound like a dog!!!
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Well,don't all phone boxes smell of wee ?
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Yes, but why does that make me want to wee? In fact, it isn't just phone boxes, it is lifts too, small spaces - oh oh oh, and when I go out into the cold, so out of a warm house and go outside, or out of the car and get out and it is cold, my bladder goes all weak on me - odd!
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You smell the other wee and think I have to mark my terrioty
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PMSL...........makes Weezy sound like a dog!!!
dieseldog
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You might be onto something...are you saying my car might have eaten it??
Dieseldog, where have you gone with those funny cigarettes
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I'm chasing the pixies, who are riding guinea pigs who have my ciggies
You might be onto something...are you saying my car might have eaten it??
Dieseldog, where have you gone with those funny cigarettes
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I'm chasing the pixies, who are riding guinea pigs who have my ciggies
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
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How do we feed babies then?
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What's this 'we' thing? I don't feed babies...but if it has to be done can you not rig up some kind of hosepipe?
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How do we feed babies then?
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What's this 'we' thing? I don't feed babies...but if it has to be done can you not rig up some kind of hosepipe?
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Weezy
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How do you know?
The real question is; 'Why is my OH trying to send me mad pretending I talk about guinea pigs in my sleep' and the answer is he's found a much nicer 16 year old.
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BRILLIANT! That has made me roar with laughter!
How do you know?
The real question is; 'Why is my OH trying to send me mad pretending I talk about guinea pigs in my sleep' and the answer is he's found a much nicer 16 year old.
S
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BRILLIANT! That has made me roar with laughter!
kildalton
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Into chavs then, is he ?
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
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You might be onto something...are you saying my car might have eaten it??
Dieseldog, where have you gone with those funny cigarettes
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I'm saying if your car changed colour after that journey, and you found things in it you didn't recognise, then it isn't just that the days are drawing in.
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You might be onto something...are you saying my car might have eaten it??
Dieseldog, where have you gone with those funny cigarettes
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I'm saying if your car changed colour after that journey, and you found things in it you didn't recognise, then it isn't just that the days are drawing in.
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piebaldsparkle
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I have a question of my own!
Why do I always have a mouthful of coffee when I read the funniest threads?
*grumbles off to find screen cleaner*
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LOL been there!!!
I have a question of my own!
Why do I always have a mouthful of coffee when I read the funniest threads?
*grumbles off to find screen cleaner*
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LOL been there!!!
dieseldog
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Into chavs then, is he ?
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Married me didn't he!
Into chavs then, is he ?
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Married me didn't he!
Weezy
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Today's word, children is 'incontinent'. Yes, that's spelled ' I N C O N T I N E N T'. No, Arthur, it's nothing to do with Europe.
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PMSL! Oooops, tena lady for Weezy please
Today's word, children is 'incontinent'. Yes, that's spelled ' I N C O N T I N E N T'. No, Arthur, it's nothing to do with Europe.
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PMSL! Oooops, tena lady for Weezy please
Rachel_M
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OK this is a serious question. Why do I keep talking about Guinea Pigs in my sleep?
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Guinea Pig
To see a guinea pig in your dream, represents your need to be more responsible and attentive. Alternatively, it suggests that through experimentation and taking risks, you learn how and how not to do something. You learn from your mistakes.
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OK this is a serious question. Why do I keep talking about Guinea Pigs in my sleep?
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Guinea Pig
To see a guinea pig in your dream, represents your need to be more responsible and attentive. Alternatively, it suggests that through experimentation and taking risks, you learn how and how not to do something. You learn from your mistakes.
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chestnut cob
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You might be onto something...are you saying my car might have eaten it??
Dieseldog, where have you gone with those funny cigarettes
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I'm chasing the pixies, who are riding guinea pigs who have my ciggies
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I think someone has slipped something into my wine...have only had one little glass and I could have sworn you just told me you were chasing pixies who are riding guinea pigs.....
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You might be onto something...are you saying my car might have eaten it??
Dieseldog, where have you gone with those funny cigarettes
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I'm chasing the pixies, who are riding guinea pigs who have my ciggies
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I think someone has slipped something into my wine...have only had one little glass and I could have sworn you just told me you were chasing pixies who are riding guinea pigs.....
kildalton
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Well, I don't feed them either, but rumour has it breast tissue and nipples are involved.
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
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Well,don't all phone boxes smell of wee ?
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Yes, but why does that make me want to wee? In fact, it isn't just phone boxes, it is lifts too, small spaces - oh oh oh, and when I go out into the cold, so out of a warm house and go outside, or out of the car and get out and it is cold, my bladder goes all weak on me - odd!
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You smell the other wee and think I have to mark my terrioty
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PMSL...........makes Weezy sound like a dog!!!
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Do you think the word 'dog' will feature on the adverts she's posting in phone boxes too?
See, Weezy, I told you I could get worse
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Well,don't all phone boxes smell of wee ?
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Yes, but why does that make me want to wee? In fact, it isn't just phone boxes, it is lifts too, small spaces - oh oh oh, and when I go out into the cold, so out of a warm house and go outside, or out of the car and get out and it is cold, my bladder goes all weak on me - odd!
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You smell the other wee and think I have to mark my terrioty
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PMSL...........makes Weezy sound like a dog!!!
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Do you think the word 'dog' will feature on the adverts she's posting in phone boxes too?
See, Weezy, I told you I could get worse
S