Shilasdair
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Another mystery. Who thinks calling their child 'Lettis' is a good idea?
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chestnut cob
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You might be onto something...are you saying my car might have eaten it??
Dieseldog, where have you gone with those funny cigarettes
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I'm saying if your car changed colour after that journey, and you found things in it you didn't recognise, then it isn't just that the days are drawing in.
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In all honesty...I have had the flu so I might have imagined bringing it home and may in fact have left it on the chair in Starbucks in South Kensington
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You might be onto something...are you saying my car might have eaten it??
Dieseldog, where have you gone with those funny cigarettes
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I'm saying if your car changed colour after that journey, and you found things in it you didn't recognise, then it isn't just that the days are drawing in.
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In all honesty...I have had the flu so I might have imagined bringing it home and may in fact have left it on the chair in Starbucks in South Kensington
buffy2
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Pmsl at this post.
Weezy
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They say "Skanky incontinent bitch wanting to mark her territory. Water sport lovers most welcome"
piebaldsparkle
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Well,don't all phone boxes smell of wee ?
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Yes, but why does that make me want to wee? In fact, it isn't just phone boxes, it is lifts too, small spaces - oh oh oh, and when I go out into the cold, so out of a warm house and go outside, or out of the car and get out and it is cold, my bladder goes all weak on me - odd!
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You smell the other wee and think I have to mark my terrioty
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PMSL...........makes Weezy sound like a dog!!!
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Do you think the word 'dog' will feature on the adverts she's posting in phone boxes too?
See, Weezy, I told you I could get worse
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No, but Dominatrix or wet nurse might!!!
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Well,don't all phone boxes smell of wee ?
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Yes, but why does that make me want to wee? In fact, it isn't just phone boxes, it is lifts too, small spaces - oh oh oh, and when I go out into the cold, so out of a warm house and go outside, or out of the car and get out and it is cold, my bladder goes all weak on me - odd!
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You smell the other wee and think I have to mark my terrioty
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PMSL...........makes Weezy sound like a dog!!!
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Do you think the word 'dog' will feature on the adverts she's posting in phone boxes too?
See, Weezy, I told you I could get worse
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No, but Dominatrix or wet nurse might!!!
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
And why do horses only ever have 'inny' bellybuttons, never 'outy' ones....?
And you know you're going to check tomorrow?
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And you know you're going to check tomorrow?
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chestnut cob
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Another mystery. Who thinks calling their child 'Lettis' is a good idea?
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Are you telling me it isn't?
Another mystery. Who thinks calling their child 'Lettis' is a good idea?
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Are you telling me it isn't?
dieseldog
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OK this is a serious question. Why do I keep talking about Guinea Pigs in my sleep?
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Guinea Pig
To see a guinea pig in your dream, represents your need to be more responsible and attentive. Alternatively, it suggests that through experimentation and taking risks, you learn how and how not to do something. You learn from your mistakes.
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Thank you for that, see sensible answer.
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OK this is a serious question. Why do I keep talking about Guinea Pigs in my sleep?
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Guinea Pig
To see a guinea pig in your dream, represents your need to be more responsible and attentive. Alternatively, it suggests that through experimentation and taking risks, you learn how and how not to do something. You learn from your mistakes.
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Thank you for that, see sensible answer.
Shilasdair
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OK this is a serious question. Why do I keep talking about Guinea Pigs in my sleep?
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Guinea Pig
To see a guinea pig in your dream, represents your need to be more responsible and attentive. Alternatively, it suggests that through experimentation and taking risks, you learn how and how not to do something. You learn from your mistakes.
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Thank you for that, see sensible answer.
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Let me help you interpret that.
You need to be more responsible = you shouldn't have pawned the furniture to buy new jods. You need to be more attentive = to the fact your hubbie's seeing a 16 yr old. You learn through experimentation and risks = marriage. You learn how not to do something = divorce. You learn from your mistakes = find an ailing 90yr old in a wheelchair for a secure marriage.
There, was that helpful?
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OK this is a serious question. Why do I keep talking about Guinea Pigs in my sleep?
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Guinea Pig
To see a guinea pig in your dream, represents your need to be more responsible and attentive. Alternatively, it suggests that through experimentation and taking risks, you learn how and how not to do something. You learn from your mistakes.
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Thank you for that, see sensible answer.
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Let me help you interpret that.
You need to be more responsible = you shouldn't have pawned the furniture to buy new jods. You need to be more attentive = to the fact your hubbie's seeing a 16 yr old. You learn through experimentation and risks = marriage. You learn how not to do something = divorce. You learn from your mistakes = find an ailing 90yr old in a wheelchair for a secure marriage.
There, was that helpful?
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dieseldog
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OK this is a serious question. Why do I keep talking about Guinea Pigs in my sleep?
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Guinea Pig
To see a guinea pig in your dream, represents your need to be more responsible and attentive. Alternatively, it suggests that through experimentation and taking risks, you learn how and how not to do something. You learn from your mistakes.
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Thank you for that, see sensible answer.
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Let me help you interpret that.
You need to be more responsible = you shouldn't have pawned the furniture to buy new jods. You need to be more attentive = to the fact your hubbie's seeing a 16 yr old. You learn through experimentation and risks = marriage. You learn how not to do something = divorce. You learn from your mistakes = find an ailing 90yr old in a wheelchair for a secure marriage.
There, was that helpful?
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Do you know any ailing 90YOs? Male or female - not too fussy
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OK this is a serious question. Why do I keep talking about Guinea Pigs in my sleep?
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Guinea Pig
To see a guinea pig in your dream, represents your need to be more responsible and attentive. Alternatively, it suggests that through experimentation and taking risks, you learn how and how not to do something. You learn from your mistakes.
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Thank you for that, see sensible answer.
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Let me help you interpret that.
You need to be more responsible = you shouldn't have pawned the furniture to buy new jods. You need to be more attentive = to the fact your hubbie's seeing a 16 yr old. You learn through experimentation and risks = marriage. You learn how not to do something = divorce. You learn from your mistakes = find an ailing 90yr old in a wheelchair for a secure marriage.
There, was that helpful?
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Do you know any ailing 90YOs? Male or female - not too fussy
Weezy
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Or you just want to have sex with a guinea pig
Or is LOUIS the guinea pig
Or is LOUIS the guinea pig
Shilasdair
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Why is perfume made from the anal glands (or similar) of deer?
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kildalton
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Or she's been watching too many Egg credit card adverts.
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
When hitch-hiking, why is it always army trucks that stop?
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Weezy
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Or she's been watching too many Egg credit card adverts.
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BINGO!!!! DD you want more credit - thats the answer!
Or she's been watching too many Egg credit card adverts.
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BINGO!!!! DD you want more credit - thats the answer!
Weezy
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Why is perfume made from the anal glands (or similar) of deer?
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More worrying, who found out that it worked and what were they doing with the anal glands of the poor deer at the time!
Why is perfume made from the anal glands (or similar) of deer?
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More worrying, who found out that it worked and what were they doing with the anal glands of the poor deer at the time!
bex1984
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hold on...
HORSES HAVE BELLYBUTTONS??!!!
Where?!
HORSES HAVE BELLYBUTTONS??!!!
Where?!
Shilasdair
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Why is perfume made from the anal glands (or similar) of deer?
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More worrying, who found out that it worked and what were they doing with the anal glands of the poor deer at the time!
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A fine point, Miss Weezy. If you were to stumble upon a dead deer, your first instinct wouldn't be to rub its anal glands on your 'pulse points' would it? Unless you're from Swindon, maybe.
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Why is perfume made from the anal glands (or similar) of deer?
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More worrying, who found out that it worked and what were they doing with the anal glands of the poor deer at the time!
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A fine point, Miss Weezy. If you were to stumble upon a dead deer, your first instinct wouldn't be to rub its anal glands on your 'pulse points' would it? Unless you're from Swindon, maybe.
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Shilasdair
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hold on...
HORSES HAVE BELLYBUTTONS??!!!
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No, dear. Don't worry. They're hatched from horse eggs.
And another bellybutton mystery - why do horses not get fluff in theirs?
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HORSES HAVE BELLYBUTTONS??!!!
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No, dear. Don't worry. They're hatched from horse eggs.
And another bellybutton mystery - why do horses not get fluff in theirs?
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Weezy
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Because they don't wear clothes? Bet the poor geegees that wear those hideous sheep printed PJs do tho!
kildalton
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They probably do, but their owners don't know where their horses belly buttons are.
bex1984
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Seriously, you've turned my whole world upside down, and if you don't tell me where to find my pony's belly button I am going to spend an awful lot of time peering at his undercarriage tomorrow - and I've moved to a new yard today and people might think I'm a bit odd...
In the wild, who cuts the unbilical cord? Does mummy bite it?! Ick.
In the wild, who cuts the unbilical cord? Does mummy bite it?! Ick.
Shilasdair
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They probably do, but their owners don't know where their horses belly buttons are.
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A fine point.
Maybe their horses don't have one?
I have a feeling miniature horses and Shetlands may not...
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They probably do, but their owners don't know where their horses belly buttons are.
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A fine point.
Maybe their horses don't have one?
I have a feeling miniature horses and Shetlands may not...
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bex1984
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and who ties the knot and pushes it in?! argh! My poor little brain hurts...
Shilasdair
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Seriously, you've turned my whole world upside down, and if you don't tell me where to find my pony's belly button I am going to spend an awful lot of time peering at his undercarriage tomorrow - and I've moved to a new yard today and people might think I'm a bit odd...
In the wild, who cuts the unbilical cord? Does mummy bite it?! Ick.
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In the wild, who er...cleans stallion's sheath etc?
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Seriously, you've turned my whole world upside down, and if you don't tell me where to find my pony's belly button I am going to spend an awful lot of time peering at his undercarriage tomorrow - and I've moved to a new yard today and people might think I'm a bit odd...
In the wild, who cuts the unbilical cord? Does mummy bite it?! Ick.
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In the wild, who er...cleans stallion's sheath etc?
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kildalton
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I t breaks off when the mare stands up after birth.
Weezy
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In the wild, who er...cleans stallion's sheath etc?
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The Brokeback Mountain cowboys?
In the wild, who er...cleans stallion's sheath etc?
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The Brokeback Mountain cowboys?
Shilasdair
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Another one.
If working in a nice engaged, rounded outline is the most effective and efficient way of moving...then why don't wild horses do it instead of running around with their nostrils in the air.
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If working in a nice engaged, rounded outline is the most effective and efficient way of moving...then why don't wild horses do it instead of running around with their nostrils in the air.
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bex1984
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I suspect the member gets a regular *ahem* cleaning...
kildalton
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It gets cleaned when he sh**s mares !