blackcob
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Beautiful blue great dane, eight months old and already the size of a horse. Poor woman on the other side of the road came within inches of hitting him, having been doing 50mph, he would have got them both killed.
Managed to wrestle him into my car, whereupon Dax squeezed onto the parcel shelf and proceeded to start up an earsplitting howl ("Mooooom, I don't like hiiiiim! MOOOOM!") Blue Dane joins in. My ears start ringing.
Call the number on his tag - it's the local vet - they try his owner, no answer. They give me his house number - no answer, house looks abandoned, no curtains etc. Drive to vet with howling chorus in back.
Vet sticks him in the kennels, cheerily informing me that Blue has been there in these circumstances several times before.
Nation of bumholes, etc

Managed to wrestle him into my car, whereupon Dax squeezed onto the parcel shelf and proceeded to start up an earsplitting howl ("Mooooom, I don't like hiiiiim! MOOOOM!") Blue Dane joins in. My ears start ringing.
Call the number on his tag - it's the local vet - they try his owner, no answer. They give me his house number - no answer, house looks abandoned, no curtains etc. Drive to vet with howling chorus in back.
Vet sticks him in the kennels, cheerily informing me that Blue has been there in these circumstances several times before.
Nation of bumholes, etc