SEL
Well-Known Member
So my plan of getting Baby Cob out to Do Stuff is going OK.
This weekend though Doing Stuff involves wearing Posh Stuff. No problem, I have Posh Stuff lurking in drawers from last time I had a horse with 4 working legs.
Pulls out white jods. Pulls on white jods. Gets stuck at calf - seriously on on earth have my calves grown since 1906? They're not big calves in fact they are perfectly normal calves which fit in normal trousers.
Haul on white jods doing some weird dance. OMFG and WTAF - were they ALWAYS this transparent? You can literally see everything through them. Pull off white jods doing weird dance #2 whilst trying not to fall over as they get stuck on calves on way down. Obviously shrunk in the drawer then
Pull out beige jods. Realise modern materials are a lot more stretchy. Haul over legs, try to ignore muffin top and realise these are just as unflattering as the white ones - and about as transparent. Need to go shopping asap.
Find jacket. Stroke lovely navy jacket fondly and put on. Do up. Breath in and realise will need to stay 'breathed in' if navy jacket is coming out to play this weekend
Find tweed jacket. Put on tweed jacket. Have room to breath - in lovely, warm thick designed for winter tweed jacket that will be absolutely perfect for a heatwave ..........
Recommendations for non transparent, very stretchy, flattering white jods please!!
This weekend though Doing Stuff involves wearing Posh Stuff. No problem, I have Posh Stuff lurking in drawers from last time I had a horse with 4 working legs.
Pulls out white jods. Pulls on white jods. Gets stuck at calf - seriously on on earth have my calves grown since 1906? They're not big calves in fact they are perfectly normal calves which fit in normal trousers.
Haul on white jods doing some weird dance. OMFG and WTAF - were they ALWAYS this transparent? You can literally see everything through them. Pull off white jods doing weird dance #2 whilst trying not to fall over as they get stuck on calves on way down. Obviously shrunk in the drawer then
Pull out beige jods. Realise modern materials are a lot more stretchy. Haul over legs, try to ignore muffin top and realise these are just as unflattering as the white ones - and about as transparent. Need to go shopping asap.
Find jacket. Stroke lovely navy jacket fondly and put on. Do up. Breath in and realise will need to stay 'breathed in' if navy jacket is coming out to play this weekend
Find tweed jacket. Put on tweed jacket. Have room to breath - in lovely, warm thick designed for winter tweed jacket that will be absolutely perfect for a heatwave ..........
Recommendations for non transparent, very stretchy, flattering white jods please!!