Sirreal
Well-Known Member
While riding my 13.2hh gelding with a horse and a welsh a, a child said " Daddy, Mummy and Baby" pointing at them in height order. Mine was "Mummy", even though he was having a p*ss at the time with his willy out
PMSL!
One particularly bright friend of mine has come out with a couple of crackers:
Pointing at a SJer wearing leather tendon boots "Oooh look, a horse with gladiator sandals on"
And when driving down a country lane and passing a horse with a trace clip "Oooh! A horse with two textures!"
She makes me laugh
I remember my Dad telling us that he was in the vicinity of a footie match when a smart ass shouted at one of the mounted police woman
Your horse looks knackered missus
Quick as a flash, she turned round and said,
So would you be if you'd been between my legs for 2 hours Good girl!
Maybe she'd heard it more than once before.................
My friend brought her little boy to see the horses and Archie decided to have a wee. Will thought this was hilarious and shouted, "look mummy that horse has got a fold away willy! Can I have one?" We laughing so hard we couldn't stand up.
My OH always calls rugs 'coats'. He knows they're rugs really but likes to wind me up.