Numpties shouldn't be allowed to school

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Samstar where did you find that smiley
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This thread is great entertainment value I must say, even if I cant read TT's responses any more
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And yes, I do have my head up my **** because I'm bloody good.

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SNORT! My feckin tea has gone everywhere, anyone who says that instantly screams to me bloody idiot.
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what a funny thread this has turned out to be!
 
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Happy hackers are an elete group and numpties are not allowed in our world !

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Damn straight. Numpties + tractors /scary horse-eating plastic bags / Killer Pheasants of Doom / evil white lines painted on the road which are clearly just waiting to kill to death any horse that goes within a mile of them (delete as appropriate) are a bad combination - hence why we SAS-style Hackers prefer numpties to stay safely in the school (that's a joke, before all schooling divas leap on my head and kill me!)
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gangs of lambs, the carwash, yellow rumble strips (not the right spacing for trot poles, camel, spitting llama, oh and own shadow
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should i pat the earth down when she as finished.
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Noooo - a numpty like you or I cannot be allowed to sully the presence of such a great rider
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Just so you know there are people out there that can ride and school horses but due to circumstances

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Which is where I would class myself - I dont have my own horse due to time and money but can get on most horses and get it going well.

In no way would I class myself as a professional - Tonight I waa asked to grade where I would be, begginer, novice, intermediate or professional. I marked myself as Novice and was laughed at and told to put intermediate.

I know nothing about stable management but I can ride but I have far more respect for the people that have there own horses, give it the best care they possibly can and know how to get the most out of their own horse and have fun together. For most people on here I would have thought that is the main reason they have their horse. To have fun and enjoy it. No point in being over horsed and not enjoy it.
 
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And yes, I do have my head up my **** because I'm bloody good.

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Anybody else starting to think we've found a new troll? Would anybody genuine really say that when they've already upset a load of people?
 
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I'm not here to make friends. I'm just here to get numpties to think about the silly things they do sometimes, because I don't enjoy getting irate at events because of rubbish riders.
And yes, I do have my head up my **** because I'm bloody good.

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pff, chaha
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oooh my days.....where u born great?..Or ACTUALLY (gutting!)....had to learn from scratch like the rest of us earthlings??...damn it, id like to know how you can judge other riders with that head of yours up your sweet arse
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Too right your not here to make friends!!!

Very immature behaviour, do us all a favour and go somewhere where they give a toss.

I cant stand such horrid attitude. You obviously think very high of yourself. you will have a long way to fall when you come back to earth.
 
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Samstar where did you find that smiley
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OMG Splotchy take it off lol! This is hilarious!!

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ester you're forgetting: ROAD HUMPS! Those are the scariest thing ever.. as they try to eat the horse alive! Poor things!

Also windows are scary too
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Well I must admit I thought troll when I saw its first post
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(I am sure it wont mind me referring to it as it since I dont know what sex it is, and it refers to all horses in its care as such
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Perhaps just a quick change from UI then, just for a laugh
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lol the force!

Oh dear well bad news travels fast in the horse world, Im sure your boss wont be needing your heavenly help for too much longer
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Maybe God needs a groom?
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I have eaten a whole packet of jaffa cakes whilst this as been going on , god i,m a numpty i forgot i was on a diet if this carries on i will need a bigger horse !
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Also - groups of teeny tiny walkers in the distance on the far side of a mahoosive field - these are very very scary as they have been known to suddnely grow wings and fly over at the speed of sound to eat horses. Therefore horses must do their most special 'up on tippytoes snorty snorty walk' to ward them off
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I have eaten a whole packet of jaffa cakes whilst this as been going on , god i,m a numpty i forgot i was on a diet if this carries on i will need a bigger horse !
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but jaffa cakes only have 2 calories a biscuit
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obv not - who decided what constituted a numpty cause at the moment you are acting the prize one
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This post has mademe so b**ody angry . What makes you bl**dy good then - there are thousands out there riding at novce level so what seperates you from the rest beacuse it certainly isn't your attitude. I am according to you a numpty - I have retrained my ex racer from an upside down giraffe to a horse that goes relatively sweetly most of the time but I have also hit the deck more times than I care to remeber because I took too much contact or was sitting out to one side slightly. But I contiued and tried to improve and slowly am, getting there . I don't have continual access to good facilties or instruction unlike yourself with your school made of glitter or the 4 * ride at your beck and call. it doesn't work like that in real life - people have to work bloody hard to get out and compete and who are you to come on here a spout the biggest load of drival about who can compete and can't
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lol the force!

Oh dear well bad news travels fast in the horse world, Im sure your boss wont be needing your heavenly help for too much longer
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Surely TT IS god
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And yes, I do have my head up my **** because I'm bloody good.

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Oh ye gods, the crap you read in an open forum!
 
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