Oh my god.....HELP!!!!!

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Super_Kat

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Work placement is killing me!
I arrived last Saturday afternoon after such a long journey and I was exceptionally worried about the size of the horses' stables, I'm worried they're oging to suffer form claustrophobia. The stables are a pathetic 20'x40'........How the hell are they supposed to turn around in those!
The first night after the stable trauma I was dragged kicking and screaming into a car and taken to the local pub for what was meant to be one drink but Cazza and I ended up going home at about 1am ..........I was rather drunk
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his was apparantly the initiation process for a drinking club called the red devils drinking club of which I am now a member.
The next day, I woke up still drunk, and got taken to Addington (Cazza drove my box) and I had to put up with having my own personal groom for the day, it was horrible. The reason I was eliminated twice was because Cazza wore shorts and Lymp and I were blinded by her white legs!
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The hacking around here is awful! Take a look at these pictures I took out riding so you can see how bad it all is for your selves
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I have to ride here...
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And here...
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And here...
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And here...
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And here...
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And here...
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And a log we jump...
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Sex pot...
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And here...
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And here...
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And here...
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I'm going to be going through shoes like they're going out of fashion seeing as I have 25,000 acres of fields to ride in and no concrete
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My uniform consists of safety head wear......
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Missy has to wear the safey head wear as well (note the small stables!)......
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We also have a really nasty guard dog (Subi), look at te aggressive look on her face.
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I've locked cazza in the tack room down at the yard so I can have a break from her slave driving ways
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During this week the worst task I have to do is work out what shows I want to go to over the summer and I have to exercise some really horrible midget horses who are so well trained and responsive and well behaved it's just wrong and I have an indoor school that I have all to myself and I have to handle a really dinky vicious stalion!......Somebody save me!

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LOL, to begin with I thought you were being serious but then saw those fields and OMG it sounds amazing. Those stables are huge!
 
Poor Super_Kat, my heart bleeds for you, it truly does! All I can say is, chin up & just try & get through it!

If you really can't cope, MD would sacrifice herself by skipping school & taking your place? (Please leave pink safety headwear for her! lol)

I think BB (being smaller) might just about be able to cope with the Black Hole of Calcutta stables & the awful hacking facilities!
I would have to accompany MD obviously, her being only a junior, so would have to struggle through the pub situation somehow.......!
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Would it sound like sour grapes if I called you a b1tch??!!
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Photos of scenery looks breathtaking. Very jealous!
 
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Your such a SJer with black and brass tack haha.

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And it's John Whitaker.......I'm such a equichav dharrrrrling
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HAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! Cazza told me about the headgear earlier on the phone - must say it is brighter in RL!!!!!

Anyway, Kat I am SO SO SOOOOOOOO sorry to have suggested you do your WP with cazza - please do not hate me
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I recognise those ears, he's going to be super fit by the end of your placement. How long are you there for and what are you suppossed to be doing?
 
OMG! What a Hellhole. I advise that you pack your bags immediately, and sneak out at the dead of night so that you don't have to spend one more day in such an awful place.
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I'm just down by Chiquito's so really close! But I can finally drive now, woo hooo!

Its ok Kat.. I'll come and help you prise it off, so you can escape the hell hole!! haha.
 
Tell me about it!
We bought Rage from Cazza and thought he seemed a normal sort of size... until we got him home and put him in a standard 12'x12' where he suddenly looked HUMUNGOUS!
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Also, the poor lad didn't really know what roads were when it came to hacking, you can see why!!
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Hee hee. I would pay for hacking like that. My daughter will be very jealous, she started her UNPAID work exp at a local stud, worked 7.30 am to 7.45 pm, with 20 mins for lunch. Mucked out 8 huge foaling boxes just to start the day, she's used to cardboard on rubber matting lol! Other staff greeted her with "welcome to hell". O h well its only a week, dairy next week with 4.30 am start, oh the joys of being a vet student.
 
Wow, what an AWESOME place ! I hope you have a fabulous time - wait, what am I saying, you don't need my hope, you WILL have a fabulous time, I have no doubt !!

PS. Midsummer boulevard? By Chiquitos? Thats where I am , does this mean I am surrounded by HHOers in real life as well?
 
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