Elf On A Shelf
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He's so yummy
I think that's a problem with a lot of the lighter, sportier connemara and Welsh lines, in that people think native, therefore stocky, when they're just not built like that. And allowing more weight to pile on them will not make it so.
Or taking an Irish Draft Hunter and feeding it so much it looked like a cob on top... And then somehow wining with it. But it must have been the distinctive brown boots 😉