Paddydou

EAST KENT said:
OI!! Whatever have me and Rosie done? Anyway I`m a dab hand with the good old hunting whip..can coil that thong most places.....:D
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Nothing yet but we are working on it! I am absolutely convinced that you are both mischief in the making!

Alec. Comments about JM and I eloping are bound to get you a through thrashing with a bit more than a bull whip. This forum is supposed to be tasteful not a den of sin! Nope sorry I have decided that blown up by the IRA or not that pub was named after you in preperation for your arival in this world... So really the matter is settled!

Thanks for the vibes and all that Guys. Felicity I still haven't had yours so I assume that you sent them via Royal mail? :)

All was ok. No great fireworks, I will have lots of packing to do for him to pick up later this week. Feeling very bruised and battered and disloving into a flood of tears and snot on a regular basis so I guess I will still be in solitary until I can be sociable again. In fact I think I am shedding enough tears and mucas for the both of us because he is fine. Cold but absolutely fine and dandy about it which tells me I have done the right thing.

You have all cheered me up no end through. Do continue! I find that just letting the conversation roll randomly brings much to it Felicity - all you need to do is mention something random and it would start them all off. You could mention how anoying it is that Charmin have changed their brand name and off these folk will go showing their alligance to the tripple velvet puppy! But why did they rename Marathon Snickers? Thats just so not good at least Marathon had a proper meaning across the waters snickers is just... well its just so...

I could admit that JM has actually been pimped out and was last seen tied up in a broom cupboard but that would just be deflamatory. Give him back Rosie! :D
 
Paddydou said:
Nothing yet but we are working on it! I am absolutely convinced that you are both mischief in the making!

Alec. Comments about JM and I eloping are bound to get you a through thrashing with a bit more than a bull whip. This forum is supposed to be tasteful not a den of sin! Nope sorry I have decided that blown up by the IRA or not that pub was named after you in preperation for your arival in this world... So really the matter is settled!

Thanks for the vibes and all that Guys. Felicity I still haven't had yours so I assume that you sent them via Royal mail? :)

All was ok. No great fireworks, I will have lots of packing to do for him to pick up later this week. Feeling very bruised and battered and disloving into a flood of tears and snot on a regular basis so I guess I will still be in solitary until I can be sociable again. In fact I think I am shedding enough tears and mucas for the both of us because he is fine. Cold but absolutely fine and dandy about it which tells me I have done the right thing.

You have all cheered me up no end through. Do continue! I find that just letting the conversation roll randomly brings much to it Felicity - all you need to do is mention something random and it would start them all off. You could mention how anoying it is that Charmin have changed their brand name and off these folk will go showing their alligance to the tripple velvet puppy! But why did they rename Marathon Snickers? Thats just so not good at least Marathon had a proper meaning across the waters snickers is just... well its just so...

I could admit that JM has actually been pimped out and was last seen tied up in a broom cupboard but that would just be deflamatory. Give him back Rosie! :D
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good god, i dont want him, you are welcome!
 
Paddydou said:
Gowan Rosie you tell 'im.

Bounces up and down with her kleenex behind Rosie while trying to finger out if the hoodie bit goes at the front or the back...
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perhaps i am a vandal, i like bit of a scrap, keeps things alive! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,where is JM- Int clink? beind a person of the world mebbee hes in the Bangkok Hilton---
 
Even worse than Royal Mail - Australian Post!
Checked up on the vibes and found them dawdling in Bali so given them a big kick up the derrier and sent a hug to chase them on their way so hopefully no more dawdling ;)

Lubrication for their trip provided in the form of a 'Scorching Pimms' or two and some Southern Comfort and Bitters to wash it down - none of this Tripple Velvet nonsense.
Told them to leave you some but I dont have much hope - bloody alcoholic vibes
 
I'll see them in 6 months time then!

Still its very sweet of you! :D

Actually I think JM is trying to make the JM where are you thread the longest...
 
I know - but I still think he is hiding and trying to get us all to carry on guessing where he is so his thread is the longest!
 
I am going to push East Kent in front of me here! JM in his under pants! Dear Lord... I was about to cook supper then!

MY LAP TOP IS WORKING!!!!!!!!! I LOVE MY MUMMY!!!!!! I AM GOING TO HIDE IT WHEN HE PICKS HIS STUFF UP SO HE CAN'T BREAK IT AGAIN!!!!!!

Sorry had to get that off of my chest! Now if anyone can tell me where the head phone thingies are and the camera whatsit that would be great because then I can talk to my best mate in Texas again! God I have missed her so so much! Now this is working again we can netter for hours! AND I can call up my mates in Ireland and Australia! This is the most fantastic thing! It really is!
 
Sooner, or later, young Padds, you're going to have to reveal the tale behind the water melons.

It's bound to be smutty, and I'm intrigued!! I would hate to see you forcibly transferred to soap box, so I'd advise a degree of caution!!

Your self repair system, along with your laptop, seems to be working. Excellent news!

Alec.
 
Alec Swan said:
Sooner, or later, young Padds, you're going to have to reveal the tale behind the water melons.

It's bound to be smutty, and I'm intrigued!! I would hate to see you forcibly transferred to soap box, so I'd advise a degree of caution!!

Your self repair system, along with your laptop, seems to be working. Excellent news!

Alec.
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i've got melons- big ones!!
 
Alec Swan said:
Sooner, or later, young Padds, you're going to have to reveal the tale behind the water melons.

It's bound to be smutty, and I'm intrigued!! I would hate to see you forcibly transferred to soap box, so I'd advise a degree of caution!!

Your self repair system, along with your laptop, seems to be working. Excellent news!

Alec.
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Alec

Today I think I like you more and more, the usage of the word "Young" has given you at least 20 brownie points, possibly more!

I am afriad that the water melon story is one that you will just have to wander about. I never knew that the police in Texas carried such big... weapons! :D There are some things that are simply far too much fun to put even in the soap box!

Hold on to your Melons Rosie! Texas law enforment have a thing for them now ;) especially the water kind!
 
EAST KENT said:
Paddydou said:
I am going to push East Kent in front of me here! JM in his under pants! Dear Lord... I was about to cook supper then!


UNDERPANTS?????? Me and JM`s underpants would be a VERY bad mix...I want NOTHING to do with this!!!!
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Nope sorry - your bigger than me you first! I already shot gun on your behalf so there is no ducking out of it now!
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How about an aperitif/opening act to get us in the mood?
A day in my life...

Falling asleep at work I decided to get some sugar from the corner shop. Went for a box of fruit drops and walked up the counter and was a tad astonished that they were nearly $15. When I questioned the shop assistant (male & indian) he wouldn't meet my eye, just said thats what they were or I could just get a pair.

WTF?? What am I going to do with a pair of sweets?

I had a closer look at the packet and realised that I'd picked up
'6 of the best w/ extra ribbing' instead of a packet of fruit drops....

:o :o :o :o

What sort of corner shop stacks the condoms next to the sweets? Same shelf and all?? Especially when they all come in pretty coloured boxes. gah.
In the end I just got a Snickers and left :)
 
Felicity that is cheating. That story does not include mangos!

I saw my parents neighbour in Tesco's so while he wasn't looking I went an got some lube, condoms, nappies, bananas, pregnacy test kits, tampax, and a few other essentials that are not entirely essential to a chap who is determind to be a batchelor and popped them all in his basket.

I don't know what was better the rosie cheeks or the fact he then spent an hour putting it all back in the right places!
 
Felicity_09 said:
How about an aperitif/opening act to get us in the mood?
A day in my life...

Falling asleep at work I decided to get some sugar from the corner shop. Went for a box of fruit drops and walked up the counter and was a tad astonished that they were nearly $15. When I questioned the shop assistant (male & indian) he wouldn't meet my eye, just said thats what they were or I could just get a pair.

WTF?? What am I going to do with a pair of sweets?

I had a closer look at the packet and realised that I'd picked up
'6 of the best w/ extra ribbing' instead of a packet of fruit drops....

:o :o :o :o

What sort of corner shop stacks the condoms next to the sweets? Same shelf and all?? Especially when they all come in pretty coloured boxes. gah.
In the end I just got a Snickers and left :)
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Marian faithfull comes to mind dirty cow!:

No that was a mars bar I think.
 
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