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for gods sake, just all shut up and get a grip, you said this, she said that- sweeties chucked everywhere- its like kindergarten here, i suppose i'll get a blasting now from each and all but i really dont care and will bugger off somewhere else!!
 
for gods sake, just all shut up and get a grip, you said this, she said that- sweeties chucked everywhere- its like kindergarten here, i suppose i'll get a blasting now from each and all but i really dont care and will bugger off somewhere else!!

OK, whatever you say:rolleyes:
 
You should all say "thank you Pastie" as I seem to have provided you all with such a good day, and plenty of sweets and bitterness!
 
Thank you Pastie... You have most definately made my very boring day waiting to go into labour more interesting!

P.s. I can fit probably another 3 or 4 under the table... But I would prefer people with Midwifery experience if possible ( Sheep farmers or the like will do )... Oh and someone sober enough to drive to shops and get more chocolate - I seem to have misplaced it...

xx
 
I'm quite experienced at lambing and calving... now shov over under that table:D

oh, and thank you Pastie:D:D:D:D

You are more than welcome Martlin... I suggest we make a run for it and take cover behind the birthing pool in the dining room, not such a great view, but much more room, and people are much less likely to get covered in goo should the baby decide to make an appearence!

xx
 
Thank you Pastie... You have most definately made my very boring day waiting to go into labour more interesting!

P.s. I can fit probably another 3 or 4 under the table... But I would prefer people with Midwifery experience if possible ( Sheep farmers or the like will do )... Oh and someone sober enough to drive to shops and get more chocolate - I seem to have misplaced it...

xx

You really might like me under your table, I lamb for farmers, the only problem would be if all your friends under the table moved off if I turned up! Never been daunted by any difficult situation, also a dab hand with twins.
 
Thank you Pastie... You have most definately made my very boring day waiting to go into labour more interesting!

P.s. I can fit probably another 3 or 4 under the table... But I would prefer people with Midwifery experience if possible ( Sheep farmers or the like will do )... Oh and someone sober enough to drive to shops and get more chocolate - I seem to have misplaced it...

xx

so if you have problems pushing, would you like a pull- being as we have just finished lambing- and have plenty of baler twine?
 
You are more than welcome Martlin... I suggest we make a run for it and take cover behind the birthing pool in the dining room, not such a great view, but much more room, and people are much less likely to get covered in goo should the baby decide to make an appearence!

xx

Errm, I'll be Chief Chocolate Getter-er then, I don't do person goo:eek::D
 
Pastie... I would love for you to join us ( As long as there is no bitch fighting to be done ) BUT from reading a couple of pages back I was under the impression that you were leaving the playground.... I wouldn't want all my 'friends' to clear off then be left on my own with No chocolate or Jelly tots...

Bit of a dilemma!!

xx
 
Well this thread has been on the top of the page all day, I am glad that you have all had pleasure in Pastie bashing, I am sorry if I have offended a lot of people, but I think that I have had my fair share of **** back. So I would still like to be a member of this forum in the future so can we please all call a truce. The entertainment is over. Thank you, Pastie2.
 
Well this thread has been on the top of the page all day, I am glad that you have all had pleasure in Pastie bashing, I am sorry if I have offended a lot of people, but I think that I have had my fair share of **** back. So I would still like to be a member of this forum in the future so can we please all call a truce. The entertainment is over. Thank you, Pastie2.
Oh, Pastie2, it has long since moved on from ''Pastie bashing'' as you call it...
 
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