Pastie pastie pastie

for gods sake, just all shut up and get a grip, you said this, she said that- sweeties chucked everywhere- its like kindergarten here, i suppose i'll get a blasting now from each and all but i really dont care and will bugger off somewhere else!!
 
rosiefronfelen said:
for gods sake, just all shut up and get a grip, you said this, she said that- sweeties chucked everywhere- its like kindergarten here, i suppose i'll get a blasting now from each and all but i really dont care and will bugger off somewhere else!!
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OK, whatever you say:rolleyes:
 
You should all say "thank you Pastie" as I seem to have provided you all with such a good day, and plenty of sweets and bitterness!
 
Thank you Pastie... You have most definately made my very boring day waiting to go into labour more interesting!

P.s. I can fit probably another 3 or 4 under the table... But I would prefer people with Midwifery experience if possible ( Sheep farmers or the like will do )... Oh and someone sober enough to drive to shops and get more chocolate - I seem to have misplaced it...

xx
 
martlin said:
I'm quite experienced at lambing and calving... now shov over under that table:D

oh, and thank you Pastie:D:D:D:D
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You are more than welcome Martlin... I suggest we make a run for it and take cover behind the birthing pool in the dining room, not such a great view, but much more room, and people are much less likely to get covered in goo should the baby decide to make an appearence!

xx
 
EgerdenFarmStud said:
Thank you Pastie... You have most definately made my very boring day waiting to go into labour more interesting!

P.s. I can fit probably another 3 or 4 under the table... But I would prefer people with Midwifery experience if possible ( Sheep farmers or the like will do )... Oh and someone sober enough to drive to shops and get more chocolate - I seem to have misplaced it...

xx
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You really might like me under your table, I lamb for farmers, the only problem would be if all your friends under the table moved off if I turned up! Never been daunted by any difficult situation, also a dab hand with twins.
 
EgerdenFarmStud said:
Thank you Pastie... You have most definately made my very boring day waiting to go into labour more interesting!

P.s. I can fit probably another 3 or 4 under the table... But I would prefer people with Midwifery experience if possible ( Sheep farmers or the like will do )... Oh and someone sober enough to drive to shops and get more chocolate - I seem to have misplaced it...

xx
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so if you have problems pushing, would you like a pull- being as we have just finished lambing- and have plenty of baler twine?
 
EgerdenFarmStud said:
You are more than welcome Martlin... I suggest we make a run for it and take cover behind the birthing pool in the dining room, not such a great view, but much more room, and people are much less likely to get covered in goo should the baby decide to make an appearence!

xx
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Errm, I'll be Chief Chocolate Getter-er then, I don't do person goo:eek::D
 
Pastie... I would love for you to join us ( As long as there is no bitch fighting to be done ) BUT from reading a couple of pages back I was under the impression that you were leaving the playground.... I wouldn't want all my 'friends' to clear off then be left on my own with No chocolate or Jelly tots...

Bit of a dilemma!!

xx
 
Well this thread has been on the top of the page all day, I am glad that you have all had pleasure in Pastie bashing, I am sorry if I have offended a lot of people, but I think that I have had my fair share of **** back. So I would still like to be a member of this forum in the future so can we please all call a truce. The entertainment is over. Thank you, Pastie2.
 
pastie2 said:
Well this thread has been on the top of the page all day, I am glad that you have all had pleasure in Pastie bashing, I am sorry if I have offended a lot of people, but I think that I have had my fair share of **** back. So I would still like to be a member of this forum in the future so can we please all call a truce. The entertainment is over. Thank you, Pastie2.
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Oh, Pastie2, it has long since moved on from ''Pastie bashing'' as you call it...
 
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