Pervert caught after having sex with horses!

When I lived in Lincolnshire there was a bloke down the road from us that had been caught having sex with a chicken!
I've often wondered how on earth that would be possible unless he was particularly 'small' in that area...
 
Seriously sex with a chicken - jesus almighty!!

There was a guy near me who was caught having sex with horses and he put wellies on them first to stop them running away, i know they all need help but............if I found out someone had done that to my baby I would be at them with a lunge whip!
 
Fairynuff said:
Pixi, your description is rather 'colourful'...calm down before you do yourself some damage! I doubt very much that a mare would suffer a prolapsed womb although tearing, bruising and bacterial infections are more likely to occur. I also find it difficult to believe that a gelding would allow rectal 'palpation' as a regular occurance. My vet likes them tied up like parcels before he risks himself (obviously, he does rectal palpations for his living). Would you like a nice cup of tea?
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ok dear ill put it to you stright he actually molested my shetland gelding,it made the pony mentally scared i couldnt get by his back end n he started kicking me no one said about rectal palputation. 3 horses hes been suspected of visiting have died of a strange colic .i found head collars n lead ropes he left at my stables he must have used to tie him up with so dont patronise me please .maybee you would like a person not qualified to give a horse a rectal exam push his arm up your horse n fist f,,,ked to put it bluntly get the picture it. me personally was not amused the police have him on a list of possible animal sex offenders but the horse couldnt make a statment n his boss lied to cover up for him haveing the items found at mine bet he wishes he didnt after he was caught doing the same to his horses .would you like a cup of tea dear because if it happend to your horses im sure you would look at it diffrently or maybee your more libral minded than me n think it each to his own
 
Pixi, Im sorry re your pony but to be honest, I find your way of describing 'things' rather repulsive and makes me wonder if you are enjoying yourself!
 
Fairynuff said:
Pixi, Im sorry re your pony but to be honest, I find your way of describing 'things' rather repulsive and makes me wonder if you are enjoying yourself!
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....perhaps, because the act is repulsive? . To suggest she gets pleasure from describing the incident regarding her pony, is repulsive and offensive.
 
Bloomin Christmas Again said:
....perhaps, because the act is repulsive? . To suggest she gets pleasure from describing the incident regarding her pony, is repulsive and offensive.
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who rattled your cage??
There are many ways to describe what 'happened' without using language and terms more suited some cheap and nasty porn mag. I think we are all basically able to immagine what goes on without Pixi having to 'fill in the colours'. As I said, it make ME wonder .....
 
Fairynuff said:
Pixi, Im sorry re your pony but to be honest, I find your way of describing 'things' rather repulsive and makes me wonder if you are enjoying yourself!
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you know i put it that way to get throught to you the seriousness of what these weirdos really do to horses not discribing things as repulsivness trouth,as you seem to have the idea thats its no big deal,it dont harm the horses .enjoying my self im not going to rise to you any more as you wind me up my dear go n have a nice cupa tea you stay in your fairy world
 
pixi said:
you know i put it that way to get throught to you the seriousness of what these weirdos really do to horses not discribing things as repulsivness trouth,as you seem to have the idea thats its no big deal,it dont harm the horses .enjoying my self im not going to rise to you any more as you wind me up my dear go n have a nice cupa tea you stay in your fairy world
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try putting it in English or at least use 'spellcheck'.
 
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