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traceyann

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Today was picking out my new horse front feet he decided my bum was far to big and bit it had to go to hospital couldnt stop the bleeding. guess what iv got seven stitches. I know i need to lose a couple of pound but there got to be better way. He got the dentist next week im gonna ask her to remove them
 
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oh you poor thing!!

same thing happened with my old horse, he used to try and do that. i was holding him for the farrier one day and saw him go to do it to the farrier, i went to smack him away, missed and smacked the farrier on the arse instead!!
 
paddi22 said:
oh you poor thing!!

same thing happened with my old horse, he used to try and do that. i was holding him for the farrier one day and saw him go to do it to the farrier, i went to smack him away, missed and smacked the farrier on the arse instead!!
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Hahahahaha!!!! I'm sure he believed you... ;)
 
Seven stitches :eek: in your butt :eek::eek: How awful (am smiling btw) - did you have to bend over while they sewed you up (sniggering now) - I bet that hurt (looks serious).

Get well soon TracyAnn's butt cheek (snort)
 
The worse thing was i think he was flattered, the irony was he had the absolute hottest specimen of a man for his apprentice! i used to wonder would i get away smacking him on the arse and saying 'this happens all the time with my horse'!
 
A colt I uses to own bit my mums boob when I was younger! It caused a bruise that looked like a love bite! I swear it caused some arguing with my mum and dad the next day! Lol I was called into the sitting room as a witness to prove my mum was not having an affair! Lol

Horses! Have to love em!
 
OMG that is so funny but also sounds so very painful, sorry for laughing :D

Did the nurse/doc keep a straight face when you told them how it happened ?? :D:D
 
Yes the doctor did have a snigger i sure i heard it. well i now know my horse needs to see the dentist i sure i felt some sharp edges. I sitting on my cushion at the moment. but it beats having liposuction
 
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Bet that was a pain in the butt, going to the doc's to bare all! lol (sorry).

Hope you will be able to sit down in comfort soon, it sounds really painful. Gentle hugs, xx
 
It's very painful isn't it?
I've had, mainly young, horses turn round and nip my backside whilst I'm standing next to their shoulder fitting saddles, try explaining the teeth marks on your backside to your OH at the time!!
Hope you heal soon, Oz :)
 
paddi22 said:
oh you poor thing!!

same thing happened with my old horse, he used to try and do that. i was holding him for the farrier one day and saw him go to do it to the farrier, i went to smack him away, missed and smacked the farrier on the arse instead!![/QUOTE

This just made me snort my tea!! Hilarious!!
Op I hope your butt is better soon, thanks for the giggle!
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paddi22 said:
oh you poor thing!!

same thing happened with my old horse, he used to try and do that. i was holding him for the farrier one day and saw him go to do it to the farrier, i went to smack him away, missed and smacked the farrier on the arse instead!!
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That is hilarious!! Can I borrow you to do the same to my farrier? He's extremely grumpy and has known me all my life, I don't think I'd get away with it somehow!!
 
Oh poor you! But do have to admit that I was just sniggering until I read the ending with the teeth pulling then I burst out laughing!! Hope it heals quickly so you can sit down pain free again!
 
haha iv choked on my tea several times reading this thread. A good giggle as needed today :D Thankyou.

Oh and dont be to "bummed out" youll soon mend :D paaaahahahaha!

hope you heal well
 
Ouch, poor you!

At a yard I used to work at the boss had part of her NIPPLE bitten off when a horse took a chunk out of her while she was doing up the girth- double ouch!!
 
lol, Not funny for you i know xxx

but... i read that as you are going to ask your horses dentist to remove the stitches in your bum next week!!!!

then i read on and understood!
 
Oh poor you, my friends horse went for my head when i was bent over doing his rug. He put a big gash on the top of my head that wouldnt stop bleeding. I would have liked his teeth removed at that time as welll I can tell ya.
 
millitiger said:
Ouch, poor you!

At a yard I used to work at the boss had part of her NIPPLE bitten off when a horse took a chunk out of her while she was doing up the girth- double ouch!!
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Owwwwwww :eek: A pony once took a violent swipe at my chest and came away with a mouthful of bra, currently feeling very relieved the good Lord chose not to bless me with boobs :rolleyes:
 
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