Cuppatea
Well-Known Member
Preparing for Horse Ownership:
1. Drop a heavy steel object on your foot. Don't pick it up right away. Shout "Get off, stupid! Get off!"
2. Leap out of a moving vehicle and practice "Relaxing into the fall", by rolling into a ball, and springing to your feet!
3. Learn to grab your check book out of your purse/pocket and write out a £200 check without even looking down
4. Jog long distances carrying a headcollar and holding a carrot.
5. Affix a pair of reins to a moving freight train and practice pulling it to a halt all the while smiling as if you are enjoying yourself.
6. Hone your fibbing skills See hun, moving bales is fun! Im so glad your expensive schoolmaster that daddy bought you won, I just thanful that my hard work and actual ability got me 2nd
7. Practice dialling the chiropractors number with both arms paralized to the shoulder.
8. Lie face down in the mud in your most expensive riding clothes and repeat to yourself. This is a learning experience, this is a learning experience
1. Drop a heavy steel object on your foot. Don't pick it up right away. Shout "Get off, stupid! Get off!"
2. Leap out of a moving vehicle and practice "Relaxing into the fall", by rolling into a ball, and springing to your feet!
3. Learn to grab your check book out of your purse/pocket and write out a £200 check without even looking down
4. Jog long distances carrying a headcollar and holding a carrot.
5. Affix a pair of reins to a moving freight train and practice pulling it to a halt all the while smiling as if you are enjoying yourself.
6. Hone your fibbing skills See hun, moving bales is fun! Im so glad your expensive schoolmaster that daddy bought you won, I just thanful that my hard work and actual ability got me 2nd
7. Practice dialling the chiropractors number with both arms paralized to the shoulder.
8. Lie face down in the mud in your most expensive riding clothes and repeat to yourself. This is a learning experience, this is a learning experience
