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Mammalian biology arnt you the clever one!! I dont want to geld him you are all thick I DONT WANT TO GELD HIM I WILL NOT GELD HIM NO TO GELDING FIGHT THE GELDING [****] TONY I DO NOT HAVE TO GELD IT IS MY HERITAGE IT IS FOR THE COUNTRYSIDE TALLY HOO HAUGH HAUGH HAUGH

I WILL NOT GELD HIM!!!!!

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PMSL I don't even know what it is you are getting at here
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but all you've made me do is have a snorting fit whilst laughing.

If you won't geld him, would you geld yourself?
 
Has the orginal poster tried bromide? I slip it in hubbies tea when not in the mood - works a treat every time.
I feel all other posters have been grossly unkind and that a good cup of char with a healthy dose of bromide will do wonders in helping your virile young stallion overcome his ungodly desires to sh*g anything on 4 legs.
 
You could just rescue some mares from Horsemart as well and have your own little breeding operation. I mean, isnt there an unlimited market for foals of no known breeding, by parents who've done nothing? I hear Mr Walls buys them by the truck load.....
 
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Has the orginal poster tried bromide? I slip it in hubbies tea when not in the mood - works a treat every time.
I feel all other posters have been grossly unkind and that a good cup of char with a healthy dose of bromide will do wonders in helping your virile young stallion overcome his ungodly desires to sh*g anything on 4 legs.

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I find a healthy, well aimed kick does the job. No point wasting something as good as bromide
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Hellspells is in agreement with me as to who it is
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I like the contradiction. You call me the clever one and then say we are all thick.
Guess who or whoever you are, I gave you a perfectly sensible and respectable answer. I said you should have him in another field if you do not want to geld him and then said what I would do IMO. I gave you two possible options, and then you come back with a smarmy and condesending answer. It is not appreciated.
If you don't like the answers you are getting then I suggest you click the big red cross in the top right hand corner
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"My friend is a training vet are any of you? "

Why not ask a qualified vet not one in training. I had a trainee vet look at my horse and didn’t know what a splint was so the word "trainee" should give you a clue that they don’t know everything.

Wake up and smell the coffee you shouldn’t be proud because you cant handle a "stallion" or you wouldn’t be on here asking about calmers, if you had handled your horse correctly and taught him manners then the 16 year old girl would be able to handle him.
 
mAJIC go away. I have looked after this horse for a year I rescued him. He looks great and feel great.

Just to explain AGAIN I had a thing with the YO he had an affair with me so believe he will not upset me!

The horse doesnt need to be gelded I bought him as an investment he will eventually pay for himself it is my money making plan. My vet friend said he cannot cover at the mo he is too young. I will listern to a vet even trainee over some H and H numptys!! I just need a calmer that will work my vet friend said she could get me some acp would that work?
 
Well Tally Ho there!

Either this is wind up or you are reaching new unheard depths of stupidity!

Tesco must be gutted to be forced to let you go.

oh sorry view holloa....have to be orf
 
Hey Jiffy,

Great idea - if between us we can find a calmer that works on human men I reckon it'll be a HUGE money-spinner - and we can make sidelines into the stallion market as well for extra profits. How about you and I go halves on the profits Jiffy?
 
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Mammalian biology arnt you the clever one!! I dont want to geld him you are all thick I DONT WANT TO GELD HIM I WILL NOT GELD HIM NO TO GELDING FIGHT THE GELDING [****] TONY I DO NOT HAVE TO GELD IT IS MY HERITAGE IT IS FOR THE COUNTRYSIDE TALLY HOO HAUGH HAUGH HAUGH

I WILL NOT GELD HIM!!!!!

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Ahhhh I GET IT NOW .....

Lift doesn't go to the top floor with you does it ? ....A black and white mind working on a colour- coded problem ?

Its ok ... We see it now
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Hellspells is in agreement with me as to who it is
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I am indeed!!

I'm tempted to do a poll - if anyone wants to pm who they think it is a will do a poll in here
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"you can geld a horse using two bricks"

"does it not hurt?"

"only if you get your thumbs in the way"

Well thought I might as well be daft too - some people should have horses and some should just buy a book and look at the pictures!!
 
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Hellspells is in agreement with me as to who it is
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In that case, time to name and shame please!!
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I'm in! The market will be huge...just think of all those dog owners who'd want one too.

(Heads off to develop a business plan)
 
Its not your just gonna piss people off by putting up there names when it isnt them oh well carry on it will be fun I can watch you lot getting abused then!!!
 
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Hey Jiffy,

Great idea - if between us we can find a calmer that works on human men I reckon it'll be a HUGE money-spinner - and we can make sidelines into the stallion market as well for extra profits. How about you and I go halves on the profits Jiffy?

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Rohiprynol? (sp)
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Its not your just gonna piss people off by putting up there names when it isnt them oh well carry on it will be fun I can watch you lot getting abused then!!!

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No problem
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Shall I shout tally hooo haugh haugh haugh throughout for you to make the experience a little more satisfying for you?
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Why are you lot being horrible I am sat here crying!!!

why dont you answer my question I said I am not gelding him so that is not an option please answer the question!!
 
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