Questions we will never know the answers for!!

[Trinket12]

Why the hairy mini mule and not the handsome Chestnut gelding?

 

[ester]

What is your solution the fact that you have a tennis ball worth of grass stuck under your top lip if you don't let a human sort it out , let it ferment and get pissed?

 

[Melody Grey]

Why must you trash feed buckets?
Why must everything go in your mouth?
When will you grow up?

 

[Cinnamontoast]

How do you get mud up there?! You were wearing a blasted rug!

Anyway, question from today - why do you have to sniff every single poo that we pass out hacking??

I actually think Beau should have been a police sniffer dog/pony. Every single bloody poo must be thoroughly inspected.

 

[Sussexbythesea]

Why do you always fart in my face when I brush your tail?

 

[Jules111]

Why is it that on my livery yard the horses who are very carefully cared for and pampered break regularly and those who are left to be horses and pretty much fend for themselves have robust health and strong legs

 

[suffolkmare]

Why are you the messiest horse on the yard? (Stable poo stirrer....and yes part Welsh)

 

[twiggy2]

Where I pit my passport

 

[criso]

Why do you come in covered head to toe in mud but on a hack will climb halfway up a bank rather than get your feet dirty/wet

 

[Littlefloof]

Why are you (dog) scared of the smell of raw meat?

 

[dogatemysalad]

Why doesn't my horse react with excitement like my dogs do when I suggest an afternoon exploring the countryside ?

 

[SatansLittleHelper]

Why are you as dumb as a box of rocks..??!!

 

[HashRouge]

What do you think is at the bottom of that puddle?

 

[MrsMozart]

Why do you layer your poo (in a straw bed)? And how the heck do you do it?

 

[meleeka]

Why does everyone else’s pile of hay taste better than yours? (Oh wait, after going from pile to pile you’ve realised that yours is actually the best). ?

 

[hopscotch bandit]

I actually think Beau should have been a police sniffer dog/pony. Every single bloody poo must be thoroughly inspected.

Ha! Mines exactly the same, will often place a foot in it and scrape it around the tarmac before taking a big sniff to determine if it's anyone she knows lol.

Whilst we are on the subject of deposits on road I have just read this link and wonder what the world is coming to .... https://www.theguardian.com/notesandqueries/query/0,,-5566,00.html I think Bob from Cleveland was on right on the money tbh.

 

[Cowpony]

Why do you take 3 steps towards me in the field, encouraging me to think that after 8 years of ownership you are FINALLY going to come to me at the gate, but then stop and refuse to take another step until I walk all the way over to you. Even though you would do anything for a treat and know I have a pocket full of them?

Why do you do 50 minutes of beautiful schooling over poles, then get over-excited and ruin it all rushing over them as fast as you possibly can and trying to canter when they are set up as trotting poles?

Why do you lie in your poo in the stable? Especially the night before an early start to get to a competition? Why are you mainly white? Couldn't you have been born a mainly black coloured? Do they even exist?

Why do you school perfectly at home, soft and round and beautiful, and then turn into a stiff-backed llama at a competition? Even when you've been to that venue multiple times? Why do you travel perfectly, stand calmly at the lorry, then get all stressy and yell at the top of your lungs when a horse you've never met before leaves the warm-up arena?

 

[ponynutz]

Why are you eating the bush you are spooking at

 

[ponynutz]

Why do you have the inability to travel in anything but bandages without tearing them to little shreds, while meanwhile having no signs of a cut or a scuffle... is it a game?

 

[ponynutz]

One for my border collie - why when you've chewed something to pieces and completely destroyed it and the squeaker inside, are ALL the little bits yours?

 

[SEL]

You have to walk through the mud to the gate for your tea anyway, so why make me squelch halfway across the field and then lead you back to the gate.

And to the dogs on the yard. Why does M's poo taste better than the other horses? I mean horse poo doesn't look that appetising to me, but he's fed the same as S and apparently her poo is inedible but his is michelin star. Just wondering.

 

[pansymouse]

What have deer ever done to you? Why spot and spook at them when they're nearly a mile away but ignore the tank that is rumbling past a matter of metres away?

 

[Serianas]

Why does nothing scare you at all?
WHy do we have to dance for 10 mins after I get on then act like nothing has happened?
How on earth did you manage to get your tail wrapped around your willy, then draw most of it into your sheath? ew

 

[BeckyFlowers]

Why do you (Welsh D) not bat an eyelid when mopeds and motorbikes go past you but have a complete meltdown and end up bum-first in a ditch when one is chained to the fence at the end of the bridlepath?

 

[aht]

why was it fine to walk past that totally empty corner in the school a moment ago, and now you have run off screaming at the thought?