tallyho!
Following a strict mediterranean diet...
My horsie and I have jurrst been having chinwaaaag, and he thinks it's much much better to stay indoors where it's rarrther less of a burden on the old tootsies.
Arrfter all, he is BAREFOOT. It's much better to be FEEDING as one too it transpires as ones hooves are better orrf on chaarrff. Grarrss it seems is tooo calorific for the average beautiful serendipit that he is arrfter reading all the facts on the googlebox. So glarrrd we don't live in Glorrstershirrrr, I heard the forgarrge was extortionate there!!!!! So, I'm having to make do with just hay. I so hope you don't think I'm cruel. Arrrfter all, I do lunge my horsie-poos and make it wear appropriate bits whilst trimming it's hoofies just like a brumby would.
I would post a video of us but we're sooo not allowed as in our religion it is said that the film steals our souls. Much better to eat sconnes with cremmme frrrrairrrche than make a video.
Anyway, I just wanted to say... thank goodness for Charrf!!
Charrf saves the day. Hoorarrhhh!!!
Arrfter all, he is BAREFOOT. It's much better to be FEEDING as one too it transpires as ones hooves are better orrf on chaarrff. Grarrss it seems is tooo calorific for the average beautiful serendipit that he is arrfter reading all the facts on the googlebox. So glarrrd we don't live in Glorrstershirrrr, I heard the forgarrge was extortionate there!!!!! So, I'm having to make do with just hay. I so hope you don't think I'm cruel. Arrrfter all, I do lunge my horsie-poos and make it wear appropriate bits whilst trimming it's hoofies just like a brumby would.
I would post a video of us but we're sooo not allowed as in our religion it is said that the film steals our souls. Much better to eat sconnes with cremmme frrrrairrrche than make a video.
Anyway, I just wanted to say... thank goodness for Charrf!!
Charrf saves the day. Hoorarrhhh!!!
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