rushyj
Well-Known Member
Ah the national hunter is upon us and I have been all organised and making lists of things I should not forget (been a while and geting old) well lists going fine just a few minor hurdles and obstacles to overcome I shall list just to make anyone having a bad day feel bit better
Horse:
Has rash so looks like one of those acne riddled teenage boys you have just flushed out of their bed with a broom...
Pulled a hind shoe off his very favorite farrier kicking foot... Can't even sedate him as too close to show (not gonna tell farrier he he he)
Got caught by a load of people hacking past doing his mane with hair straighteners... Oh and yes they were GHD's
Shaved the cat hairs he has decided to sprout all over his face since entered him and he has lovely stripes down his muzzle now giving the illusion he is wearing the mask from silence of the lambs...
Scrubbed his face and thoroughly shampooed to get rid of the lovely grey scurfy look....wont let me wash it or sponge it out so he now has the lovely grey dried shampoo look...you know the one that looks like scurf!!!
Clipped his ears out...went well from what I can remember after being flung round the box like a rag doll!!! Last time I believe him when he asks for a break while schooling cause his neck muscles are tired..! Bloody thing is bionic lol
Did his first coat of gloss for his toesys which he drop kicked all over me from head to toe..
Due to rash he has a lovely itchy girth area so now when the saddle goes on his idea of the best way of showing me it is itchy is to walk like a 90 year old lame crippled thing....oh ideal!!
So I decided to check with other half to see how the male side of things was going...
Being a true last min male he has decided to replace the ramp on our lorry... he has taken the rubber up pulled all the old wood off and got the new replacement wood.... Your impressed so far huh? Well please bere in mind there is a man behind this brilliant plan......
Problems so far:
He needs special screws to fix the ramp....oh no ordinary screws these have to be ordered in..
He has had the forthought to buy new blades for his jigsaw so cutting the wood to size is easy....has the blades but can't find the jigsaw...
All this being completely academic as he has left a light on in the living and the battery is completely dead, truck wont start, parked so we can't get into said battery and the absolute kicker it is an electric ramp so can't even get it down to start fixing it!!!
Oh and forgot to mention we leave Tuesday LMAO...
Horse:
Has rash so looks like one of those acne riddled teenage boys you have just flushed out of their bed with a broom...
Pulled a hind shoe off his very favorite farrier kicking foot... Can't even sedate him as too close to show (not gonna tell farrier he he he)
Got caught by a load of people hacking past doing his mane with hair straighteners... Oh and yes they were GHD's
Shaved the cat hairs he has decided to sprout all over his face since entered him and he has lovely stripes down his muzzle now giving the illusion he is wearing the mask from silence of the lambs...
Scrubbed his face and thoroughly shampooed to get rid of the lovely grey scurfy look....wont let me wash it or sponge it out so he now has the lovely grey dried shampoo look...you know the one that looks like scurf!!!
Clipped his ears out...went well from what I can remember after being flung round the box like a rag doll!!! Last time I believe him when he asks for a break while schooling cause his neck muscles are tired..! Bloody thing is bionic lol
Did his first coat of gloss for his toesys which he drop kicked all over me from head to toe..
Due to rash he has a lovely itchy girth area so now when the saddle goes on his idea of the best way of showing me it is itchy is to walk like a 90 year old lame crippled thing....oh ideal!!
So I decided to check with other half to see how the male side of things was going...
Being a true last min male he has decided to replace the ramp on our lorry... he has taken the rubber up pulled all the old wood off and got the new replacement wood.... Your impressed so far huh? Well please bere in mind there is a man behind this brilliant plan......
Problems so far:
He needs special screws to fix the ramp....oh no ordinary screws these have to be ordered in..
He has had the forthought to buy new blades for his jigsaw so cutting the wood to size is easy....has the blades but can't find the jigsaw...
All this being completely academic as he has left a light on in the living and the battery is completely dead, truck wont start, parked so we can't get into said battery and the absolute kicker it is an electric ramp so can't even get it down to start fixing it!!!
Oh and forgot to mention we leave Tuesday LMAO...
