Right guys we need to help someone

Gingerwitch said:
Little legs - do you not think i am a bit old for a first foal ? 40++ ??? and with a dodgie leg what about the extra weight?

And the hubby has said many times that the temperment is not ideal - so would you really condone breeding ?
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Gingerwitch said:
Dont care ..... Ime a troll..... Ime a troll..... i cant belive i have got up to this level
:) :) :) :) :)

makes such a nice change from being a witch

:}
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There's only one solution to all this...can someone twitch her and we'll pop a marble in...that'll balance her out a bit!then we can sell her as a prospective sportshorse broodmare and quickly get someone to pop an arm in to remove the marble while she's being loaded up to go...I'm sure Alec wouldn't mind assisting?
 
Thankyou fw! Although I think you maybe wrong about the trolling. I suspect something far worse, gw is married to a novice, first time husband.
 
He needs a dually & an natural wifemanship trainer to advise him. I suspect he did the join up wrong, perhaps his novicey ways meant he didn't speak the language of 'wifeus' properly.
 
Right, that's it, I'm phoning Rolf Harris!
Are you insured? Do you feel 'snotty'? I feel an appearance on TV (with a horrendously bloody operation followed by a lengthy, very expensive, very public period of recuperation) coming on...but only if the insurance will cover it...
 
Gingerwitch said:
Yes he is a total novice - he has tried to use the sausages stick on me and play the join up game.... but he is completley overwifed.
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Have you tried him in the round pen?
I find running them til they're exhausted really helps their 'willingness'.
Also you really should have an oily swede.
Maybe you could go to the swede, get in foal, embryo transfer, then bute it up, compete heavily and retire to novice owner out of season?
 
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If we dangle a stick in front of your face and wave our arms about will you please start behaving yourself!!?? Five minutes of this and you will be cured of everything!

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Is the stick labelled 'natural'? If so we can wave it in gw's face, unlike if it was a traditional stick, where waving it would be cruel. I suggest gw's oh checks her hair for plaits, it would be a shame if she were stolen.
 
littlelegs said:
Thankyou fw! Although I think you maybe wrong about the trolling. I suspect something far worse, gw is married to a novice, first time husband.
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Gingerwitch said:
Yes he is a total novice - he has tried to use the sausages stick on me and play the join up game.... but he is completley overwifed.
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littlelegs said:
He needs a dually & an natural wifemanship trainer to advise him. I suspect he did the join up wrong, perhaps his novicey ways meant he didn't speak the language of 'wifeus' properly.
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Stop being so bloomin funny. It's hurting me to laugh this much!:D
 
melbiswas said:
How much do GingerWitches go for these days?

Bound to find one on Dragon Driving....
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What's sort of person are you??? GW is a quality animal and you cannot ever find anything of quality on DD. I don't even look there, it's populated with those awful coloured cob things. Why would anyone want to own a cob:confused: or indeed a cow horse :rolleyes:
 
Still hanging on - hubby was flikcing through a couple of new wife mags last night - fiesta and playboy - i wonder if i am advertised.

Going to vet this morn, the cast is rubbing very much and i am really lame on it, but every time i mess with it i get a smack - my hands are now taped behind my back so am having to scratch it as best as i can.

He has suddenly dropped me off all pain killers - he says he cant afford them anymore.

Dont think i will be put in foal :( - and he has put several of my best coats on e-bay already ;(

dont know if i will be here for much longer........
 
GW, if he starts talking about treating you to a "special day out", nice meal, all your favourite treats, take my advice.... run like hell (well limp like hell):(
 
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