Rollestone....... Tuesday

[Cobbysmum]

Let's hope we get some foal action tonight to cheer everyone up. I'm surprised that no-one has offered to rub Mr Rollestone's chest yet

 

[Cobbysmum]

Aha, is that what you're doing Milkamoon?

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

No it doesn't

thanks for hugs will pass them on

but just looking at the lovely Teddy and his mum snuggled up asleep has cheered my up!!

Proof if it was needed that coblets are genetically programmed to do as little as possible.....

 

[Vickey]

NO, NO wouldnt want to step on slinky or FS's toes tbh honest Cobbysmum.....

 

[f_s_]

Matilda and Teddy are fab, they always cheer me up!!

What are we going to rub on Mr Rollestone???? Vic???? Nasty if it's for the mankini chaffing!!!!!

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

Arrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Have just noticed they are both bloody eating again.....

Wine anyone?? have red or white - I think we deserve some

MM99 - can we break into the chocolate fudge cake as a virtual choccy hug instead of it being a prize??!!

 

[f_s_]

Wine for me please! Red if you have some, thank you

Cake sounds lovely!!!

I have some strawberry cheesecake if anyone would like some

 

[Vickey]

"Hey why the hell not", **** pops off to get it, and the clotted cream, from devon of course, speccially for samstar****

"Plates everyone, now who wants cream as well?"

 

[Cobbysmum]

Not for me thanks, been a good girl on the diet today

 

[f_s_]

Me please!

'specially after you ate the prize last night!!!!

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

Me please!!

Was being good until I spoke to my friend....

Red on its way F_S!!

Mmmm.....what should the midwife rub on his chest.....

 

[samstar]

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"Hey why the hell not", **** pops off to get it, and the clotted cream, from devon of course, speccially for samstar****

"Plates everyone, now who wants cream as well?"

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why thankyou MM9, funny that though cos I'm eating cheese biccys with somerset brie

, lovely and ripe mmm

 

[Vickey]

Just as well its somerset or there would be big trouble Samstar..

 

[Cobbysmum]

Chocolate?

 

[Vickey]

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Chocolate?

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Please cobbysmum, dont encourage them...

 

[samstar]

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Chocolate?

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Please cobbysmum, dont encourage them...

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don't need encouraging to eat chocolate

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

Ok have checked my world famous 'How to cure everything with chocolate' medical textbook and Cobbysmum - you are right!!!

The way forward to curing manflu is chocolate - there are some very graphic instructions and pictures regarding its application

- I'm not sure I should share that much detail with you all as some of you maybe of a delicate disposition.....

Will be happy to supply more details for those who need it.....only a small fee!!

 

[f_s_]

No encouragement needed when chocolate is mentioned I'm afraid!!!

 

[Vickey]

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Chocolate?

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Please cobbysmum, dont encourage them...

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don't need encouraging to eat chocolate

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The prob is i think Cobbysmum was suggesting that Mr Rollestone could rub it on him to make him feel better, or rather someone could rub it on him..... (its just the start of the downward spiral)

 

[f_s_]

Oh Slinky, are you reading about the stuff you paint on!!!!

Then after you cure the ill, having survived the paint brush tickle, you have to.....oops open forum again!!! Must stop writing what I'm thinking!!!

 

[Vickey]

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Ok have checked my world famous 'How to cure everything with chocolate' medical textbook and Cobbysmum - you are right!!!

The way forward to curing manflu is chocolate - there are some very graphic instructions and pictures regarding its application

- I'm not sure I should share that much detail with you all as some of you maybe of a delicate disposition.....

Will be happy to supply more details for those who need it.....only a small fee!!

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WHAT DID I TELL YOU COBBYSMUM!

Please tell us Slinky!

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

F_S clearly has a copy of her own......!!!

 

[samstar]

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Ok have checked my world famous 'How to cure everything with chocolate' medical textbook and Cobbysmum - you are right!!!

The way forward to curing manflu is chocolate - there are some very graphic instructions and pictures regarding its application

- I'm not sure I should share that much detail with you all as some of you maybe of a delicate disposition.....

Will be happy to supply more details for those who need it.....only a small fee!!

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WHAT DID I TELL YOU COBBYSMUM!

Please tell us Slinky!

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yeah tell us all slinky

 

[Cobbysmum]

Well the application would cheer us ladies up

 

[f_s_]

I really hope Mr Rollestone isn't reading this!!!!

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

I spare you all to much detail

- DarcyLu might be reading this and I wouldn't want to lead her astray

..... but the important thing to remember when applying any of the cures from said book - is that you get to eat or lick the chocolate at the end!!!

Must practise my application and removal technique so it is perfected for when George needs my services.....

*tootles of to rope OH in for practise sessions*

have been told in no uncertain terms that nothing can cure manflu....hehe!

 

[f_s_]

EXCUSE ME!!!!!!

George has specifically requested that I apply and remove the man flu cure!!!! Due to my dexterity and the ability to temper chocolate to perfection!!!!

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

I'm going to have a practise run on Brad first

- will be perfection by the time I get to George.....

 

[f_s_]

Brad's a lightweight.....you'll never keep him still for long enough!!!!

I've tried!!!!

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

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Brad's a lightweight.....you'll never keep him still for long enough!!!!

I've tried!!!!

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gasps

O well he is only a warm up for the main event.....