Saving the world from fat middle aged women in see through white breeches (me).

[JulesRules]

Firstly, where the heck was I in April? I just did a search for "white breeches" and got the thread about the gay horse rider who liked rubber boots and white leggings. Despite myself I couldn't stop reading it ???
After that trauma I couldn't bring myself to search again so decided to start a new thread.....

So anyway, our Quest Team have just managed to qualify for Regionals. I normally wear beige breeches, but we've all agreed to dress as a team and I've been outvoted and have to wear my white ones ?

I already have a pair. They are not too bad with skin coloured pants but they are still slightly see through. I don't want to buy new ones as I literally never usually wear white ones. I'm just wondering if anybody has any hints or tips to disguise the see throughness. I've heard of people wearing tights under but doesn't that just make you hot? Truly, nobody wants to see a fat middle aged rider in see through white jods so you'd be doing the whole region a service by helping ?

Any ideas gratefully received..??

 

[shortstuff99]

Spanx?

 

[Roxylola]

Maybe thick white tights - nylon as opposed to the woolly type

 

[Auslander]

Have you considered stamping your feet, pouting and sulking very obviously? That's what I'd do if I was being forced to wear white breeches!

 

[Goldenstar]

Tights under them help .
you have my sympathy personally I would just lame the horse .

 

[JulesRules]

Have you considered stamping your feet, pouting and sulking very obviously? That's what I'd do if I was being forced to wear white breeches!

Normally I would, but one of my team mates has been pretending to have lost her green team gilet (aka the Asda uniform) for the past couple of outings because she hates it. I made the point that she needed to wear it for Regionals to look like a team. Essentially I've made a rod for my own back

 

[Green Bean]

I would just buy some skin coloured old lady panties so there is no unwanted visual flashing ? cheaper than new jods

 

[JulesRules]

Tights under them help .
you have my sympathy personally I would just lame the horse .

Not a bad plan. The Team Quest class is just after the My Quest class so perhaps he could go lame just after I leave the arena in my lovely non see through beige breeches. ?

 

[cauda equina]

Oh dear - shorty gilets!
I was just about to say if you've got a decently long jacket it doesn't really matter what your breeches are like

 

[Bernster]

Gulp. No advice but you have my sympathy!

 

[holeymoley]

White leggings underneath?! Sorry no idea lol

 

[JulesRules]

Oh dear - shorty gilets!
I was just about to say if you've got a decently long jacket it doesn't really matter what your breeches are like

I was considering a nice long top under my gilet. Unfortunately they are just not cut for riding which wasn't really apparent until they arrived all nicely embroidered.
New team kit next year as we've had the green 2 years now ?

 

[JulesRules]

I'm definitely not having new ones for the sake of 20 mins in the warm up arena and a 6 minute test. The entries have just cost me £50, plus fuel etc to get there.

The world will just have to be treated to a view of my undies if it comes to it ???Hopefully it won't ruin any photos ???

 

[PapaverFollis]

Embrace it and add a pair of spotty, lime green knickers.

 

[SpotsandBays]

Embrace it and add a pair of spotty, lime green knickers.

Just what I was about to say!

 

[JulesRules]

Embrace it and add a pair of spotty, lime green knickers.

Yes! Great idea ??
The embarrassment of my team mates will serve them right ??

 

[holeymoley]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/324013744272
£4 if you can cope with 2 layers! I had my show jodhs on over the weekend with trousers over the top to keep them clean. Roasting!

 

[HazuraJane]

A flesh-coloured thong? Or knee-length bicycle-short undies?

 

[cobgoblin]

Do you think these would show through?

https://www.cafepress.co.uk/+fart_soon_boy_brief,495698205

 

[HazuraJane]

Do you think these would show through?

https://www.cafepress.co.uk/+fart_soon_boy_brief,495698205

That link absolutely made my day!!! So funny.

 

[Red-1]

I needed some once and went second hand on eBay. The Caldene ones that are nylon on the outside with a cotton lining are not the most stretchy but they covered my modesty!

 

[JulesRules]

Do you think these would show through?

https://www.cafepress.co.uk/+fart_soon_boy_brief,495698205

I like them, but they aren't in team colours ?

 

[JulesRules]

A flesh-coloured thong? Or knee-length bicycle-short undies?

I'd rather people could see I was wearing granny pants than they could see I was wearing a thong ?. At least my big bum would be covered up ?

 

[Nicnac]

Just be thankful you haven't qualified for the show jumping!

 

[MyBoyChe]

Dont suppose you are near Milton Keynes are you?

 

[JulesRules]

Dont suppose you are near Milton Keynes are you?

Oh my God! Can you see my pants from Milton Keynes?? ??

Erm, I'm just over an hour away. Why?

 

[JulesRules]

Just be thankful you haven't qualified for the show jumping!

??????

 

[LegOn]

If you wear a thin pair of flesh coloured tights - especially the ones with the 'body shaper' part on them, it really does make a difference!

 

[JulesRules]

If you wear a thin pair of flesh coloured tights - especially the ones with the 'body shaper' part on them, it really does make a difference!

Thank you. I will give it a try

 

[MyBoyChe]

Because depending on the size of your bum, I have a pair of Derby House, unworn, white jods that I bought and never wore, you could have had a long loan