Starzaan
Well-Known Member
Ok, if you were to keep your horses on a full livery yard, what would your dream additions be? Anything goes - be as wild as you want.
That is true she did say be unrealistic...
1. 215 acres of mountainous region with hacking galore
2. Pleasant weather
3. My own personal cowboy to round up my chosen horse for me
3.a. Horses all fitted with GPS trackers (obvs)
3. b. Cowboy fitted with GPS too (obvs) with tracker app on phone so I can check on progress while in the bar
4. Many horses (all fit of course and can do what you want them to) that I own
5. Tack cleaner
5. a. essential oils only please thank you
6. My own tack room
6. a. Masseuse
6. b. Gym included
7. Personal trainer
7. a. has to be yoga trained (I'm always so stressed and you can't have that when riding your mountain athlete)
8. Simulator
9. Fly killing drones over the arena & xc course
10. A bar (oh did I mention that already?)
11. A pool to soothe my aching limbs after hours of waiting for my cowboy and 45 min lesson with International Trainer of my choice
12. Accommodation in case I get too blotto'ed to drive my Velar home
14. Babysitter/trainer/disciplinarian for the kids and their ponies
15. Oh bugger almost forgot..... butler to tell husband I'm stuck with the vet.
Oh god yes, electric gate ?A lot of what people have mentioned, my yard already has. So, additionals...
Track system for fatties
BIG covered/indoor school
EVEN BIGGER outdoor school
Off-road hacking with hills
Swimming lane for horses
Gallops
CCTV in each stable that owners can access
No more than twenty horses, all of whom have owners who are friendly and pleasant
And the thing that bugs me every day - an automatic gate, rather than having to keep getting in and out of my car!
Sign me up for this one!Ooh, in dream world, fully staffed all inclusive accomodation for owners (so after a hard day in the mountains, one can relax without thinking about driving home, cooking dinner etc)?