Should novice riders be banned?

[JFTDWS]

There are staff at every Tesco which could be... removed from the gene pool without any adverse affect on evolution.


[Indeed almost all other superstores and work environments also qualify...]

 

[canteron]

Sadly, yes am granny x 1 and step grannie x 3 ☺ am rocking to 60 now, despite haring around playing Pullein Thompson games 😂

Argh the PT ref definitely gives your age away - along with ‘Pony Jobs for Jill’ my fav books - they were the days 😊

 

[Mule]

There are staff at every Tesco which could be... removed from the gene pool without any adverse affect on evolution.


[Indeed almost all other superstores and work environments also qualify...]

Tesco staff skin suits!

 

[cobgoblin]

I feel that if any clique needs a uniform, a sycophant one certainly does. I feel pom-poms or perhaps the flayed skin of my enemies might work?

Well you can stuff your sycophants then... No one is getting me into pom poms!

Quite fancy elephant ear jodhpurs though.

 

[JFTDWS]

Surely getting someone "into" pom poms would involve shredding them?!

 

[Shilasdair]

Surely getting someone "into" pom poms would involve shredding them?!

NOW you're talking!
I haven't been formally introduced to 'Summit' yet...?

 

[Mule]

Surely getting someone "into" pom poms would involve shredding them?!

Hehe 🙈

 

[milliepops]

Surely getting someone "into" pom poms would involve shredding them?!

May I suggest a spiraliser could be more elegant

 

[canteron]

I knew someone who tied her children on to their ponies and left them while she went shopping (wasn’t me btw 😳😂)

They would deffo pass any parenting test - good job ....

 

[JFTDWS]

NOW you're talking!
I haven't been formally introduced to 'Summit' yet...?

Shils, this is Summit. Summit's one of those people who disagrees with common sense on the internet and takes life far too seriously.

Summit, meet Shils. Shils is a Daemon, and Satan's Spiralising Strimmer of Souls.

 

[Tiddlypom]

A very young David Broome was tied to his pony, though I don’t think that this was a ploy to give his mum time to go shopping .

 

[Shilasdair]

Shils, this is Summit. Summit's one of those people who disagrees with common sense on the internet and takes life far too seriously.

Summit, meet Shils. Shils is a Daemon, and Satan's Spiralising Strimmer of Souls.

Pleased to meet you, Miss Summit. What lovely skin you have.

 

[Auslander]

There's a very simple solution. Novices should be allowed to ride, but only on cobs

 

[Rowreach]

Shils, this is Summit. Summit's one of those people who disagrees with common sense on the internet and takes life far too seriously.

Summit, meet Shils. Shils is a Daemon, and Satan's Spiralising Strimmer of Souls.

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[milliepops]

I feel like a bigger guard might be needed. For the splatter.

 

[albeg]

May I suggest a spiraliser could be more elegant

Hipster!

 

[The Fuzzy Furry]

Argh the PT ref definitely gives your age away - along with ‘Pony Jobs for Jill’ my fav books - they were the days 😊

Occasionally I am Alec too.... on the son of the black stallion (in reality on a brown mare tho) but also I do ride Black Boy and Rapide too (in my mind!)
TFF, clearly needing to stop regressing and to behave like a grown up.

 

[blitznbobs]

Occasionally I am Alec too.... on the son of the black stallion (in reality on a brown mare tho) but also I do ride Black Boy and Rapide too (in my mind!)
TFF, clearly needing to stop regressing and to behave like a grown up.

Why?

 

[JFTDWS]

Personally I ride around on Asfaloth, Arod or Hasufel. There are more orcs and fewer gymkhanas in my fantasy world.

 

[milliepops]

Goodness 😱
I haven't moved beyond strawberry fair MLP

 

[Rowreach]

Goodness 😱
I haven't moved beyond strawberry fair MLP View attachment 34684

Doesn’t that mane get in the way of your independent seat?

 

[JFTDWS]

I'd find it very hand to keep my hands independent of all that mane

 

[milliepops]

Doesn’t that mane get in the way of your independent seat?

No I've developed next level advanced independence and hover a few inches above it.
Duh.
Do you mean you're still relying on your poor horse to carry you? Tsk.🙄 novices.

 

[Mule]

Goodness 😱
I haven't moved beyond strawberry fair MLP View attachment 34684

Ooh I think I had her but she's all faded now. I loved my MLP🤗

 

[Rowreach]

No I've developed next level advanced independence and hover a few inches above it.
Duh.
Do you mean you're still relying on your poor horse to carry you? Tsk.🙄 novices.

No, I ride light 🤣

 

[milliepops]

Ooh I think I had her but she's all faded now. I loved my MLP🤗

(Me too, I had the gigantic disgusting pink castle and the nursery and all sorts 😱😂😅)

 

[Mule]

(Me too, I had the gigantic disgusting pink castle and the nursery and all sorts 😱😂😅)

I had a wedding pony! She had white shoes and a veil 😀(and a ring)

 

[Rowreach]

I had a wedding pony! She had white shoes and a veil 😀(and a ring)

Where did she put the ring?

 

[Mule]

I had a wedding pony! She had white shoes and a veil 😀(and a ring)

I'm feeling all nostalgic now 😊
Have you seen the new MLP

 

[Mule]

Where did she put the ring?

Around her front leg, just above the shoe