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Well nothing too sharp surely? We can't have them popping on course 
Is she hot?
I mean, not when she's in a fire, obvs...
Not just confined to novice riders. Check out the winner of a recent 1-60m competition abroad Andrew Kocher in one of his videos....https://horse-canada.com/horse-news...qz53u3mnfSEQvGGOyxJa2mWELMBOL9mHOpPDXeD0EulaAHello
I've read a lot of threads condemning heavier riders, and the appalling damage they do to horses' backs by the excess weight.
Is it now time that we don't let anyone without a minimum qualification own a riding horse?
In the same way that you need a driving license to drive a car, perhaps we need to impose a minimum BHS Stage 2 pass before you may ride without supervision?
I'm sick of seeing novice riders continually behind the movement, and thus landing heavily on their horses' poor back muscles, failing to have an independent hand, so socking them in the teeth or 'sawing' them into an outline. Horses are sentient animals, and they certainly didn't evolve to be ridden.
And don't even mention lunging - which seems to be a wall of death experience, whilst the dimwit owner cracks whips behind the running, stiff-backed horse.
Your thoughts?
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There's a very simple solution. Novices should be allowed to ride, but only on cobs
I'd say we'd need her.Well she looks like she could single handedly yank us all out of the water obstacle, should the need arise, so no she’s pretty cool really 😀
Well she looks like she could single handedly yank us all out of the water obstacle, should the need arise, so no she’s pretty cool really 😀
What bits are competition-legal though? Mine always used to be quite hard to make tight turns on, although I do now appreciate the power should have come from my seat and legs![]()
I used to wilfully (and incompetently) pilot my blue Space Hopper (bigger than the common-or-garden orange ones, so actually about 17.6hh) around a set of jumps in the garden made of painted bamboo canes ... the fun one was the water jump we made with a length of plastic sheet covered in a thin layer of water - hell if you hit it at an angle on the bounce as you skidded 20 feet into the flower beds.
Great practice for riding real ponies and I recommend it to the House as a necessary prerequisite for being allowed (or alloud?) on any breathing equine henceforth.
PS - How is your Evilness this fine summer?
Ah she's built for function and not for the patriarchal expectations of womanhood? Good for her![]()
Not just confined to novice riders. Check out the winner of a recent 1-60m competition abroad Andrew Kocher in one of his videos....https://horse-canada.com/horse-news...qz53u3mnfSEQvGGOyxJa2mWELMBOL9mHOpPDXeD0EulaA
I once came home to find her, baby under her arm, about to batter my front door down because my smoke alarms were going off, so she does both 😂
You're right, it does. I couldn't put my finger in it, it's definitely fishlike.Why does that MLP look like a fish?
A cob that shape should easily absorb the potato sack and jelly armed jabs of the novice rider.Now this is a cob! (Ice Crystal, for those of you unaquainted)
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And someone should buy him a sodding spacehopper to ride instead 😖On a serious note, in my time working with horses I learned that those who love riding are not always those who love horses.![]()
😂 You've solved it! You've discovered the meaning of the cob.A cob that shape should easily absorb the potato sack and jelly armed jabs of the novice rider.
Aaaaaaah so that’s why people want to own cobs...
I remember having a yellow seahorse one 😊Maybe the reason the new ones look like fish is because they're copying the original seahorse ones.There were seahorse onesView attachment 34689
They came with a rubber ring didn't they? I remember them floating well in the bath 🤣I remember having a yellow seahorse one 😊Maybe the reason the new ones look like fish is because they're copying the original seahorse ones.
🤣🤣🤣The seahorse ones are bloody creepy
(says the person who expresses a desire to wear human skin onesies...)
I vaguely remember something from school biology about a foetus looking like fish being something about evolution. (That sounds a bit mad so I'm going to look it up)No, that's a foetus.
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I vaguely remember something from school biology about a foetus looking like fish being something about evolution. (That sounds a bit mad so I'm going to look it up)
That's very cool. I'm not quite sure why, but it is.